We've done this before and his delivery was flat, humorless and boring.

Adr,


He's a totally transparent professional capper. So him posting a win when he pushes is impossible.

But..





Hmm...

Babs, which is it: Are you an expert capper who doesn't know the rules for basic MLB wagers, or were you simply trying to sneak one by?

J,


Yeah. But with under 8.5 and cards under 4.5 in action, you don't wonder how things were in the condo during the bottom of the eighth?

That poor dog

I can give somewhat of an idea.

"I can't believe it. I just can't ****ing believe it."

"How did xxxx just give up runs? Is this even real? **** xxxx, he ****ing sucks, he doesn't deserve to wear a big league uniform, he is trash."

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"What the ****, if it wasn't for these bad beats all the time I would crush. Bottom of the 8th, give up 4 runs...."

"I knew I shouldn't have sent that play, I should have sent the under in the xxxx game instead. Yup, look at that, pitchers are dealing. GOD WHY DIDNT I SEND THE XXXX UNDER INSTEAD. ****ING XXXX INFLUENCED ME."

"Its like a demon possessed me and got me to send cards under tonight. Something weird happened"

A tBag video series would need a sidekick to ask the right questions, push the right buttons, and then get out of the way.

Did,

Larry calling him during tight games could be solid!

I'd go on a cast with him but he's too afraid to talk to me

It just can't be overstated how amazingly successful a BabsTube hunchcap show would be.

With the right sidekick there to expertly push his buttons and knowing exactly when to shut up and back off... wow... it would be unprecedented entertainment that would threaten to snap off the crevices of all the internet. It would be just unreal.

money in the bank = Bab$ being Bab$

Such a true lock milk your wife's tits shame that Babs just doesn't have the tiniest bit of focus and discipline necessarily to Ca$h Ticket$ at an unprecedented rate on the YouTube.

99,

If he got this going, by the end of the year he'd prob be getting 20+ new subs a month, plus some bonus ad revs from YouTube.

Matt Stonie makes like $500k/yr just for eating stuff on YouTube!

I love those Matt Stonie vids... and I seriously can't believe how many views randoms eating fast food get.

Babs could also have boiled-steak-and-whole-grilled-onion-prep-and-eat segments... plus beer guzzling demos.

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99,

Stonie's vids are great. Not as good as this girl's though:

There is no better litmus test for someones inability to use logic and reason than them thinking we didnt land on the moon in 69.

"We faked the first one to beat the Russians, blah blah blah"

The ignorance of that statement is mind boggling. Like Russia somehow just decided not to follow any of the progress of the mission and wouldn't know if we were lying. You think if Russia had released some sound stage video of them on the moon we wouldnt have known it was bull****?

The brain of the conspiracy theorist runs on garbage.

Im gonna start up a youtube channel.

"Conspiracy theory' is a term that is widely and inappropriately used.

Can you explain all the discrepencies Alobar? Why is the flag waving on a planet with no atmosphere.

I dont buy their explanation on it at all. Makes no sense.

I will talk about handicapping, bayarea sports, sports in general and just go on rants etc.

babs, there's gravity on the moon.

lol theres no crater at all caused by the lunar lander

not possible

People cant get through the van allen radiation belt. They would be raped by the unreal levels of radiation.

What do you think an appropriate use of it would be?

The moon rock they gave Holland was found to be fake. Why would they do that.

Wow

all this time I thought you were just trolling with the landing on the moon stuff

wtf dude

I agree. Idiotic theory is often a much better descriptive term

it would be like trying to show e you that 2+2 = 4 if youve already looked at it and went "nope it equals 5". You've clearly shown you don't have the capacity so theres no point. Theres probably not many things that are a bigger waste of time than arguing with a conspiracy theorist. You don't base your conclusions on evidence and reason, they are based entirely on how you want to view reality.

Reserch it Gambit

I dont think Nasa shoved it into the moon

I assume you do actually know why the flag on the moon appears the way it did (since you can Google it in 3 seconds), but just want to think yourself a supersmart that sees things that others don't.