Infatuation?

It was straight beast love.

towards the end of the thread, when bags would make tons of posts about dumb sports facts, was the worse.

This was all tuma's fault. "Let's bribe him to be really boring." WOAT idea.

So funny the first time he posted the pic of tboss like she was some 10/10 goddess and we would all understand the infatuation, dat nose tho

haha yeah, def WOAT

forgot it was Tuma who did that

I apologize guys. It was a very poor decision by me.

If I have to testify, I will buy a round at RRBC for all 2p2ers that had to testify with me.

Will there be "beeyoft" bonus points?

OMG that would be awesome.

I had Beasts future all figured out.

I started two negotiations, w/El Oh El and Alobar, to make Beast thousands of dollars in a "rigged bet" against him, and also get his forum privileges back. All I asked of that hapless hamburger was to "STFU" and let me do the talking.

Of course the second I leave the thread, that orny orangutang became quite critical, in the forum's eye no less, of El Oh El's negotiation tactics; forcing me to squash my dreams of ever not being a penny-less lawyer.

that plan sucked tho

babs has zero self control so it was always bound to fail

That makes me want to get a Beeyoft vanity plate so badly.

From the desk of Randall McDaniel-
Just wanted to say thats its a new year and things are looking up. Ive been completely clean and sober since December 26th, no weed, no alcohol nothing. I have a job interview lined up that is salary plus commission that is right up my alley. Im gonna do everything in my power to land this job and be a model employee there and move up within this company and contribute the best I possibly can. My last job ended in nightmare fashion but I have had months to think about it and have learned a lot and am a stronger person as a result. I feel like I am truly ready to start taking life seriously as I know I have all the necessary tools to succeed and live a happy and fulfilling life. I believe in some ways this forum has helped me to see my flaws and the things I need to work on, albeit at times it has infuruated me and I dont deal well. I would like to eventually return and be able to post with good news and a positive life update as in my heart I believe this will end as a major success story from someone who emerged from the depths of hell.

Ahh, introspective beast today. Must be hungover.

lol

It's amazing what being sober for 9 days will do

...

yeah, babs is a real Phoenix

Bluff,

loooooooolllllllll

Good luck Beast!

Don't quit 5 minutes before the miracle happens!

Haha sober since 26 December is so impressive now that's it for sure

LOL@beast taking a shot of peach schnapps in his mom's suv before going into work, while also reeking of weed.

Better hope this job doesn't drug test, beast

24 hours is the world record my friend!

He's changed. What does this mean for my snapped off existence?