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01-04-2016 , 03:36 AM

#1076

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,138

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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

Head assplode and LMO at the Bay Area Beast inquiry directed to SGT RJ. Just unreal.

Unprecedented

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01-04-2016 , 03:43 AM

#1077

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

"Are you that 'Aliens Dude'?" would have snapped off the spacetime continuum.

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01-04-2016 , 03:45 AM

#1078

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

"Do you like buttsex?"

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01-04-2016 , 04:03 AM

#1079

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

"Is it still good without a prostate??"

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01-04-2016 , 04:07 AM

#1080

Villian1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,177

If she ever pushed into my table I'd be asking her about The Beast too.

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01-04-2016 , 04:15 AM

#1081

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

"Are you that 'Aliens Dude'?" would have snapped off the spacetime continuum.

Exactly what I was thinking.

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01-04-2016 , 04:53 AM

#1082

Mark Watney

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Also today I pushed into a table and one of the players started talking to me.

"I have a really odd question for you."

"That's fine, sir, I don't mind odd."

"Do you know who the Bay Area beast is?"

Turns out he's a lurker and recognized me from the screenshot that was posted in the original thread after I did the podcast. We spent a fun down reminiscing about the good times of that thread. I'm pretty sure the rest of the table thought we were insane but who cares.

Good times.

I tried to explain the context afterward.

Beyond comprehension.

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01-04-2016 , 05:53 AM

#1083

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

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Originally Posted by Mark Watney

I tried to explain the context afterward.

Beyond comprehension.

Just unreal.

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01-04-2016 , 07:13 AM

#1084

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,684

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Where was this...ml or the shoe?

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01-04-2016 , 09:45 AM

#1085

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wanna visit your casino just to ask you the same question!

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Originally Posted by offTopic

Incredible. Where do you deal?

Whenever I go to the Indians, I have an eye out for a beast, but I think we travel in different casino circles

I deal at Maryland Live, right outside Baltimore near BWI. When I play, I play at Horseshoe Baltimore.

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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

Head assplode and LMAO at the Bay Area Beast inquiry directed to SGT RJ. Just unreal.

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Unprecedented

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

"Are you that 'Aliens Dude'?" would have snapped off the spacetime continuum.

He specifically mentioned the podcast and "the picture" and when I laughed and said "the aliens one?" he confirmed that's how he recognized me.

The whole thing just made my shift. It was pretty unreal and unprecedented.

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

"Do you like buttsex?"

You're trying to get me fired, aren't you?

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Originally Posted by Mark Watney

I tried to explain the context afterward.

Beyond comprehension.

Yeah it would be really hard to explain. Hi Mark, hope you did well yesterday and nice to meet you.

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01-04-2016 , 11:42 AM

#1086

Mark Watney

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Hi Mark, hope you did well yesterday and nice to meet you.

Thanks. Great to meet you as well.

Last edited by Mark Watney; 01-04-2016 at 11:42 AM. Reason: Spelling...

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01-04-2016 , 12:09 PM

#1087

BluffMyNuts

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Pretty cool to have a lurker meet someone from here and introduce themselves. Welcome to the thread Mark, you ate up McDaniel.

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01-04-2016 , 12:16 PM

#1088

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by Mark Watney

Thanks. Great to meet you as well.

Welcome you inquisitive iguana.

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01-04-2016 , 12:30 PM

#1089

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

Are you the real life Mark Watney they based the movie The Martian on?

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01-04-2016 , 12:31 PM

#1090

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

I always figured wed all end up testifying because of this thread, now I know it will be because jmakin got snapped off.

also, my bucket list now includes befriending RJ as she deals cards, then after shes known me for a while casually dropping "oh btw, Im Alobar"

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01-04-2016 , 12:33 PM

#1091

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

I hope erootica was part of the discussion. Spoken at a higher volume of course.

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01-04-2016 , 12:34 PM

#1092

BluffMyNuts

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If we are all subpoenaed would it be alright to stay in the same house for the trial?

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01-04-2016 , 12:37 PM

#1093

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts

If we are all subpoenaed would it be alright to stay in the same house for the trial?

I think we totally should. Also we should see who can use "unreal" and "unprecedented" the most times in their testimony. Some kind of prize to the winner.

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01-04-2016 , 12:39 PM

#1094

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

I'm demanding proof from any joker questioning me that he's a real lawyer before I answer anything.

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01-04-2016 , 12:42 PM

#1095

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

I'd ask his opinion on 9/11 first, if he believes terrorists with box cutters did it I'm gonna have to kindly ask him to Beeyoft

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01-04-2016 , 12:42 PM

#1096

BluffMyNuts

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I'm getting a stuffed bear in a suit to act as my legal counsel.

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01-04-2016 , 12:49 PM

#1097

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts

I'm getting a stuffed bear in a suit to act as my legal counsel.

Lmao

http://www.vermontteddybear.com/Sell...nald-bear.aspx

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01-04-2016 , 12:55 PM

#1098

Gin 'n Tonic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,305

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Originally Posted by Alobar

Also we should see who can use "unreal" and "unprecedented" the most times in their testimony. Some kind of prize to the winner.

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I'm demanding proof from any joker questioning me that he's a real lawyer before I answer anything.

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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts

I'm getting a stuffed bear in a suit to act as my legal counsel.

Top work guys. A+ all round!

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01-04-2016 , 01:02 PM

#1099

GMLAW

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,642

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01-04-2016 , 01:14 PM

#1100

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Lol the tboss infatuation days were so awful.

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