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you literally have the intellectual capacity of a grade school student and the maturity of someone even smaller than that

you are a mentally ill cretin

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03-07-2021 , 02:23 PM

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Booker Wolfbox

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Beast,

Do you apply the same mathematical principles to other casino games like keno?

Other than in the sports book where do you have your biggest edge? At a blackjack table? Roulette? Keno?

Ignore the trolls and haters man

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03-07-2021 , 02:25 PM

#48104

whatthejish

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Speaking of Uber, I just remembered the time Babs tried to pretend his car was broken to get out of (even more) debt payments. If I recall correctly, he went to an auto shop lot and took a picture of someone else’s car.

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03-07-2021 , 02:25 PM

#48105

rickroll

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Originally Posted by tbab returns sober

What a sad pathetic group of oblivious dipshits you all truly are

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03-07-2021 , 02:29 PM

#48106

tbab returns sober

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

Lol smh

So dumb

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03-07-2021 , 02:35 PM

#48107

Didace

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Originally Posted by tbab returns sober

The "method" is math.

Speaking of math... who can forget this classic

Nima Does Keno

or this one

Nima Outsmarts Online Poker

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03-07-2021 , 02:35 PM

#48108

lonely_but_rich

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I'd bet a good sum babs couldn't give an accurate count on a single deck being dealt out at a steady pace.

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03-07-2021 , 02:38 PM

#48109

tbab returns sober

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I'd bet a good sum babs couldn't give an accurate count on a single deck being dealt out at a steady pace.

Let's make this happen. We can wager as much as you want an escrow to reliable person

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03-07-2021 , 02:39 PM

#48110

lonely_but_rich

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It's zero, you moron

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03-07-2021 , 02:48 PM

#48111

lonely_but_rich

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Sorry. Yeah, let's figure it out. I'd need some way to verify you're not writing anything down.

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03-07-2021 , 02:50 PM

#48112

Tom Ames

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Court prep is ... uh ... interesting.

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03-07-2021 , 02:52 PM

#48113

rickroll

oddly catty

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Looks like admo dodged a bullet

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03-07-2021 , 03:01 PM

#48114

Morphismus

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babs what is this talk about "pummeling holes into oblivion"? Why can't you just make sweet tender love?

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03-07-2021 , 03:04 PM

#48115

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

babs what is this talk about "pummeling holes into oblivion"? Why can't you just make sweet tender love?

And isn't a hole, by definition, already in oblivion? So, really, no work left for a beast. The job has already been done.

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03-07-2021 , 03:10 PM

#48116

Alobar

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Originally Posted by tbab returns sober

SD is profitable if you count cards, use correct deviations, and a consistent bet spread that is proportionate to your bankroll and the risk of ruin you are comfortable with. If you can find a singledeck game that pays 3 to 2 you have effectively found a gold mine if you can learn this stuff, have a bankroll, and be disciplined. You have to be able to count cards tho, not everyone is able to.

so lets see, you

[ ] can learn this stuff

[ ] have a bankroll

[ ] be disciplined

[ ] can count counts

yeah, not looking good for you here buddy

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03-07-2021 , 03:11 PM

#48117

Alobar

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Sorry. Yeah, let's figure it out. I'd need some way to verify you're not writing anything down.

haha, it will be like that time in that video with larry where he tried to do a simple math problem and got it wrong

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03-07-2021 , 03:27 PM

#48118

redbuck

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

Yeah, but you suck at math.

Remember when we had to explain this when you started driving for Uber and thought it was the best thing ever?

Except for the time he humiliated his 3rd grade math teacher...

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03-07-2021 , 03:35 PM

#48119

Brock Landers

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

It's zero, you moron

This is fantastic

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03-07-2021 , 04:01 PM

#48120

Howard Treesong

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Originally Posted by marknfw

Awww. I really feel kinda special and tingly now that I've finally been attacked by an unhinged and drunken beast. Maybe I can finally get that invite to the skype group I've been longing for.

Don't count on it, Mark. I can put it to a vote if you like.

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03-07-2021 , 04:01 PM

#48121

tbab returns sober

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Morons

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03-07-2021 , 04:04 PM

#48122

Howard Treesong

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Endless assumptions!

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03-07-2021 , 04:09 PM

#48123

Howard Treesong

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Originally Posted by Didace

Speaking of math... who can forget this classic

Nima Does Keno

or this one

Nima Outsmarts Online Poker

I had forgotten about the timing of the deal question. Just unreal, nice find sir. If the fate of the world depended on Nima understanding any analytic complexity at all, we'd all be dead.