So McDonald's is advertising their new McNuggets sauces, and their homepage now shows six sauces, four of which are labeled as "new." This is awful for two reasons. First, three of the four new sauces - buffalo, ranch and honey mustard - have been available for a couple of years, ever since they introduced their chicken strips, you just had to pay more to get them with nuggets. The fourth - sweet chili - was available for a limited time during the last olympics, I think. So, their campaign of four new sauces actually has 0 new flavors to try.
Second, and far more important: HOT MUSTARD IS MISSING!!
Hot Mustard is the secret to any McDonald's visit. It goes great on the burgers, on a McChicken, and on the fries. McDonald's Hot Mustard is on the Mt Rushmore of fast food sauces, along with Fire Sauce from Taco Bell, and Arby's Sauce/Horsey Sauce Mix. The honey mustard at Wendy's can fight it out with the onion ring sauce at BK for the last spot.
The expert meal at McDonald's:
Double Cheeseburger no onions (so they make it fresh) (1.29)
McChicken (1.00)
Medium Fries (1.89 or thereabouts)
3 Hot Mustard Packs (0.00 - 0.75, depending how much of an ass the owner is)
Hot Fudge Sundae w/ extra Hot Fudge at the bottom of the cup (1.35)
Sad day if it's really gone