Spiking ten items and finishing them is awesome. Wait, I mean twelve. Less impressive.

DD,

Post some standup here and get some constructive feedback! Kick some ass!

My favorite DD story: Dad chugging water at airport security!

I don't think I've ever been asked for a name, in all the thousands of times I've been to BK.

I always give them a celebrity name. Sometimes, as a deep troll, I'll do it with those $1 donation gimmicks where you write your name on it and they post in the restaurant.

Beyonce all up in this BK!

Gl DD
Bless you Foatie

I give McLovin.



Cashier: McLovin!? What are you an Irish R&B singer?

Arby's mozzarella sticks are better than most restaurants (sometimes they aren't hot enough)

Has anyone tried McDonald's delivery yet?

Gl dude, my brother is a comedy writer and I know it's a tough business. Do you post your show listings anywhere? I'll come see you if you pass through town.

Sriracha Mac Sauce did not taste good. You can get it in a dipping cup with any order like any other condiment.

not hot enough moz sticks should be punishable by death.

I'll def try to mention my real gigs in the stand up thread. Where is home? Back to ff: made a major fish move yesterday and got the BK chicken parm sammich. Very tasty, but with tax, was $7.09! Has to be the worst ff value in the game. Even worse, when the guy handed me the back, it felt a little light. I pull up a couple feet and check the bag; it's one of their crappy little .99 chicken sandwich things. I park and go inside and they set things right, but man, it takes some major incompetence by 1. The guy making it wrong 2. The guy dropping it in the bag and 3. The drive thru guy handing me the bag, because the chx parm is probably 3x the size and weight of the other one. This is how planes crash, people.

It can't be the worst value if it is sizable and actually tasted good.

Thoughts and prayers

If all he got for 7 bucks was a sammich I think he got ripped off though

A few years back they had a chicken parm that was the the ordinary long chicken sandwich with the parm stuff on it. That was only a little more expensive than the plain long sandwich. The new one is much better overall, and the chicken itself is an order of magnitude better. Chicken is expensive in general, and the Carl's chicken sandwiches are pricey too, so I don't begrudge BK too much.

I been driving through BK's longer than most of you have been alive.

How many sodas have you tossed?

No talk of the firecracker burrito ITT?? I am so disappoint.

Shame on Burger King for not having that Italian Chicken Parm sandwich all the time.

The sodium naps are so strong with it, but two of them and onion rings with zesty sauce and high blood pressure won't seem so bad.

I googled this is not at my Taco Bell wtf. Only testing in California apparently. Spicy pop rocks on my burrito, no thanks.

I don't buy ff soda unless I'm traveling. I go home and drink the soda I bought at the store for a buck per 2 liter.

Pop rocks and potatoes don't belong in burritos. Get it together TB.

i believe i've already let you know your potato opinion is misguided and wrong...
...but we stand in solidarity in regards to pop rocks. **** pop rocks in burritos

I stopped by my neighbor's a bit ago. They had ordered pizza from this place: http://www.zanzis.com/

Two large pepperoni extra cheese pizzas, three orders of cheesesticks, and an 8" italian sub for $19.99. They said it's a regular deal they've had on their website for as long as they can remember and I think the place has been there for about five years. They added Italian sausage and bacon to both pizzas and the total was $22.49.

One of the pizzas:

http://imgur.com/rfFqNu9

(wtf i can't get the image to show)

I had a slice and it seems right in line with Domino's/Pizza Hut/Papa John's in terms of quality. Insane value. Unfortunately, they only have a handful of locations afaict.