Similar stuff happened to my best friend and my brother. It took my best friend 7 years to finally understand how ridiculous he behaved (from 16 until he turned 23 and finally met a laid back girl).
There's really nothing you can do without pissing him off...
I ended up telling her "God, I can't ***** stand you." And then she cried...and he yelled at me. So don't do that.
Edit-- but ya, as a warning if you keep your anger bottled up this will probably happen when she does something really annoying.
Similar stuff happened to my best friend and my brother. It took my best friend 7 years to finally understand how ridiculous he behaved (from 16 until he turned 23 and finally met a laid back girl).
There's really nothing you can do without pissing him off...
I ended up telling her "God, I can't ***** stand you." And then she cried...and he yelled at me. So don't do that.
Man I put the url into google and missed, but in the archives I just kept searching for "fat bitch roommate girlfriend tilt" and struck out. I was obviously missing a key combining element there. Thank you iron!
Take roommate out and get him drunk.
Move party to strip club
Hook roommate up with striper that does extras
Set it up so his GF catches him -- glitter in his bed and a matchbook from the rippers should be enough.
Reminds me of a story: There was a guy in my fraternity who dated a girl nobody liked, her name was Meghan. Everybody always hassled him about her and made fun of her behind her back. At some point we get the bright idea to buy a cow at auction and have it butchered to get lots of cheap meat, so of course we name it after her. We put a picture of it (pre-slaughter) up in our living room and she saw it and asked "Oh, did you give it a name before you killed it?" Everybody goes silent and just stares at one another and it took her less than a second to realize what we had named it. I think she literally refused to enter the house ever again.
Serious answer : start getting laid a lot. Stock your apartment with booze that girls like, have after-parties with groups of girls. I know I partially contributed to my roommate's decision to break things off with his girlfriend when I was doing stuff like that.
I think i'd just have fun without him. You don't wanna worry about this sorta crap when you are in the prime college years. Also, considering this guy is a friend of only a year, i'd feel very comfortable just telling him that he's a total ***.
heres an idea, quit monitoring his phone calls and ****, distance yourself from him, find a new boy to love.
christ you sound like a total ****.
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Reminds me of a story: There was a guy in my fraternity who dated a girl nobody liked, her name was Meghan. Everybody always hassled him about her and made fun of her behind her back. At some point we get the bright idea to buy a cow at auction and have it butchered to get lots of cheap meat, so of course we name it after her. We put a picture of it (pre-slaughter) up in our living room and she saw it and asked "Oh, did you give it a name before you killed it?" Everybody goes silent and just stares at one another and it took her less than a second to realize what we had named it. I think she literally refused to enter the house ever again.
Reminds me of a story: There was a guy in my fraternity who dated a girl nobody liked, her name was Meghan. Everybody always hassled him about her and made fun of her behind her back. At some point we get the bright idea to buy a cow at auction and have it butchered to get lots of cheap meat, so of course we name it after her. We put a picture of it (pre-slaughter) up in our living room and she saw it and asked "Oh, did you give it a name before you killed it?" Everybody goes silent and just stares at one another and it took her less than a second to realize what we had named it. I think she literally refused to enter the house ever again.
This is awesome because
1) the idea of buying a cow to get cheap meat is awesome and 2) well obv the other thing.
Did you work out how much cheaper the meat was? Also it would have been more awesome if you guys decided to butcher it yourselves.
This is awesome because
1) the idea of buying a cow to get cheap meat is awesome and 2) well obv the other thing.
Did you work out how much cheaper the meat was? Also it would have been more awesome if you guys decided to butcher it yourselves.
This was 1993 or thereabouts (and I was high from like 1992-1995), so I don't remember exactly, but it was MUCH cheaper. We bought it at an auction (I was not present for the auction itself). When we got the meat it covered a HUGE table we had in our house's dining room. The sheer volume of packages was staggering and a little gross if you put much thought into it. We split the meat with our cook, who had like 50 family members living in his house and was responsible for feeding them all.
set down a trail of ham scraps leading onto a giant catapult with a note on it with a knife next to it that says, "cut rope for more ham." then she'll send herself flying into the ocean where she'll probably be eaten by sharks and orcas who feed primarily on blubber-rich harbor seals.
Serious answer : start getting laid a lot. Stock your apartment with booze that girls like, have after-parties with groups of girls. I know I partially contributed to my roommate's decision to break things off with his girlfriend when I was doing stuff like that.
win win, I like. Show him the light! Good indirect method that doesn't piss off your friend. A+
Just start doing things that make her HATE being in your room. Eat lots of chili. Leave your clothes everywhere. Walk around with no button boxer and your pubes sticking out etc. It's is usually a bad idea for a friend to try to directly break up a guy who is "head over heels" for a girl. Leads to alot of resentment as long as they are together.
Before you do any of this it is imperative to get with the OOT 10 or at the very least post pics. OOT 10 is a ridiculously high standard and very rare to see so I feel you are obligated post for reasons of intellectual curiousity.
set down a trail of ham scraps leading onto a giant catapult with a note on it with a knife next to it that says, "cut rope for more ham." then she'll send herself flying into the ocean where she'll probably be eaten by sharks and orcas who feed primarily on blubber-rich harbor seals.
Take roommate out and get him drunk.
Move party to strip club
Hook roommate up with striper that does extras
Set it up so his GF catches him -- glitter in his bed and a matchbook from the rippers should be enough.
girls like this will just keep him, but hang this over his head for the rest of his life.
