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09-22-2015 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
yes mr. small time pizza lawyer
I'm pretty sure the dude in that commercial says "small town."
09-22-2015 , 09:28 PM
How can we watch?
09-22-2015 , 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator
bags moves pieces in repetition hoping the other player will run out of time.

and when they don't, he wishes them well.
lmaoooooo

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Originally Posted by LKJ
I'm pretty sure the dude in that commercial says "small town."
present your evidence, counselor.
09-22-2015 , 09:29 PM
GoodCake surges into second place. Come at us you vile penetrates.
09-22-2015 , 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
present your evidence, counselor.
no
09-22-2015 , 09:38 PM
Can you martingale chess?
09-22-2015 , 09:38 PM
looking at the chess beast's profile:

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What if you became the best chess player in the world? Could you become rich playing chess?
niiiiiice
09-22-2015 , 09:41 PM
the best player in the world (magnus carlsen who's from Norway) makes about 1.5 million a year (USD) last i checked
09-22-2015 , 09:41 PM
Classic babs.


Babs,

You should try bowling.
09-22-2015 , 09:42 PM
Bowling is a pretty fantastic match with players who like to bitch about bad luck.
09-22-2015 , 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
Can you martingale chess?
no
09-22-2015 , 09:46 PM
are we ripping on beast because he sucks at chess, or cuz hes a dick while playing? If its the former thats kind of low, who cares if he sucks, at least he plays chess. If its the latter, then carry on gents!
09-22-2015 , 09:47 PM
It's funny because he almost certainly thinks he's really good and had the opposite expectation.
09-22-2015 , 09:48 PM
jfc distracted by tak

mclovin I'm gonna get a mouse and then it's on
09-22-2015 , 09:48 PM
And that he tries to angle chess matches.
09-22-2015 , 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LKJ
Bowling is a pretty fantastic match with players who like to bitch about bad luck.
It's also a game you can play drunk.
09-22-2015 , 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
It's funny because he almost certainly thinks he's really good and had the opposite expectation.
It's exactly this.
09-22-2015 , 09:52 PM
You can martingale anything if you're betting.

Babs,

This is the perfect time to ask for 2:1.
09-22-2015 , 09:54 PM
You guys are quickly making him realize he's not the genius he was told he was.

Nabs,

Challenge Tak to a game of chess.
09-22-2015 , 09:58 PM
how do you spectate a match?

how can he think hes good if hes not? Its kinda of hard to be oblivious about your skill when there is an ELO ranking next to your name
09-22-2015 , 09:59 PM
I'm sure he could figure out a way to be oblivious about anything
09-22-2015 , 10:00 PM
I need a mouse
09-22-2015 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
how do you spectate a match?

how can he think hes good if hes not? Its kinda of hard to be oblivious about your skill when there is an ELO ranking next to your name
Stats are for pussies. Also you wouldn't believe how unlucky he gets.
09-22-2015 , 10:01 PM
Alobar,

You set the computer on easy and crush it
You play vs. your coke dealer
You play vs. Assad
09-22-2015 , 10:01 PM
why would you play a 1 minute match without a mouse? just play a 5 minute game, or even a 3 + 3 or something

      
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