My parents never bail me out. Because I have been working full time for over a year and a half and I pay all of my bills and take care of myself.

The only way they are helping me is by holding my money for me so I can rack up a savings.

I'll give you an analogy tbab.

Say there's this guy, John Q. Asperger who tells everyone he meets that he's REALLY good at basketball. Like, not just above average, but WORLD CLASS, better than michael jordan good.

Except he's never played on a team, and everyone that watches him agrees he has poor form, and can barely make a 15 foot jumper. He's also not very tall - 5'8".

He tells everyone this is the reason he's never made it as a pro. His height is keeping him back - and if he was JUST 6 INCHES TALLER he'd go pro and show everyone how wrong they are.

This is you. Even if you were 6 inches taller, you'd still suck at basketball.

tbab,

Can you articulate why you have skill as a sports bettor, without pointing out cherry picked results from your past? That seems to be all you can do. "I went 31-0 in this thread and im 9-0 on super duper true locks, thats proof enough!!"

People who have real skill at something can explain to you the concepts and thought processes that go into having aquired that skill.

I could explain why Im good at poker without ever talking about results or posting a graph. The people who win at sports betting can do the same. You can listen to a bricklayer talk and tell whether he understands bricklaying.

Can you even explain in even baby terms how you come to your picks and why you think they are profitable?

There arent a whole bunch of people making big money sports betting, the reason is is because its really ****ing hard. So you should be able to talk the **** out of what goes into it if infact you could do it. The fact you cant even string 2 sentences together about your skill, should tell you something.

Honestly comedy that you guys are unable to comprehend that a lack of discipline does not = a bad handicapper.

I assure you I can pick winners with the best of them.

Beyond,

It's cute how you think handicapping means looking for an O/U of 8.5 or more and betting the under.

dude, you are in your 30s, having a job for a year and a half isnt the mark of an accomplished person who has had success on their own. What about the decade plus before this 1.5 year job, who was saving your ass then?

Jfc dude. Just enter the competition then ,and take our money. It's either going to you or to these two. http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...me-18/10234391


Don't get those two BTW. I think it's a tarp.


I'm OK with a payment plan.

Alobar,

He can't even explain why he took the Heat moneyline instead of easy point spread bet. That's because he doesn't understand anything about sports betting.

Alobar, dont mistake the fact that I dont care enough to try to explain something to you because you arent bright enough to realize it anyway, with the fact that I am incapable of explaining it.

how? seriously. explain it to us without talking about results.

Its also cute how indecisive you are about whether or not Im good at this or not.

Beyond,

Lol I'm as far from indecisive as one could possibly be on that topic.

this is the cry of someone who is incapable of doing it.

"I could if I wanted to! I just dont want to"

Its not something you are capable of understanding. Seriously.

Heres a better question.

What do you think I have done that is so terrible that I deserve to be said to that I have no skill at all a sports bettor? Chasing with those 4 losses and dropping 2k in one night?

Funny that right before that I was elite.

You guys just dont get it. Handicapping/Managing money are 2 different things you idiots.

Dont make me go back and post some of the pictures I took of my cellphone of you deepthroating me.

You suck a mean dick El Diablo, thats for sure!

Beyond,

If it's true that you have any skill, please explain your handicapping that made you take the Heat moneyline bet instead of point spread.

Everyone, there WAS a thread on a different forum where he showed a decent level of success betting o/u on NBA point totals and he didn't just always take the under, although he did bet almost exclusively on Warriors games, so who knows if there was an actual thought process behind it.

Why did you stop betting NBA point totals?

Beyond,

You also seem to be getting me confused with the dudes you were having sex with in Thailand.

I love how you idiots think you have the right to try to talk down to me when I would absolutely own all of you at this anyday.

Think about that one for a second. If you dont feel silly you are even dumber than I thought.

try me. seriously.

hell, Ill ship you another 20 bucks if you can write 3 paragraphs about how it is you have skill at handicapping without ever talking about results. I could write ****ing pages on the skills one has for success in poker, 3 paragraphs is the biggest lol for anyone who has world class talent.

But hey thats the beauty of the internet.

Anyone can type anything to anyone. But guess what. It doesnt mean it means anything.

I have some proven results here you ****ing invalids.

Because the Warriors haven't been alive in the season since this thread started obviously.

You are too narrow minded. Also you are nowhere near the same level of a sports fan that I am. So you wouldnt understand.

Tbab, you have to do this. You were willing to prostitute yourself earlier today. Writing three paragraphs should be quick and easy since this is a field that you specialize in. Alobar will 100% pay out on the $20.

Hell i'd settle for 3 sentences.