so true imo

Yes you should definitely take your boss to a place where you've easily lost 5 figures through degenerate gambling, nothing bad could come from that.

Rake,

Boss could **** redhead dealer, then he'd be Babs' boss plus will have ****ed both women Babs lusts after. Can't get much more alpha status than that.

Babs, any Super Bowl TrueLocks™ that you have so I can tell El Diablo to include them in my picks?

Because it sounds like polite small talk, nothing more.

What really happens is that when the VP asks your boss about you, he says that nothing has changed and that you're still not even close to being promotable. Hence the lack of promotion.

Throwing up some long bombs here…

El Tbablio: 5% to calculate my results please. Tx.


1) Player to score the first TD in the game? Luke Wilson 16/1

2) First Passing Attempt Result - Tom Brady (NE) Interception +1000

3) What will Tom Brady (NE) do first? throw an interception +155

4) Total TD Passes - Tom Brady (NE) 3 +300

5) Total Interceptions - Tom Brady (NE) 2 +300

6) What will Tom Brady (NE) do first? throw an interception +155

7) Total TD Passes - Tom Brady (NE) 3 +300

8) Total Interceptions - Tom Brady (NE) 1 1/2 over +190

9) First Passing Attempt Result - Russell Wilson (SEA) interception +1000

10) Total TD Passes - Russell Wilson (SEA) 3 +500

11) total Interceptions - Russell Wilson (SEA) 2 +500

12) Will Russell Wilson (SEA) score a Rushing TD in the 1st Half? Yes +275

13) Will Robert Turbin (SEA) score a TD in the game? Yes +550

14) CROSS SPORT - UFC Parlay Special - Silva vs Diaz - Diaz win Seahawks win +700

15) Will Marshawn Lynch record 4 or more Receptions? Yes +150

16) Will Doug Baldwin score a TD and Seahawks win the game? Yes +350

17) Player to score 2 or more TDs in the game? Luke Wilson (SEA) 20/1

18) What will Katy Perry be wearing when she begins the Halftime show? Shorts (above knees) +250

19) What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team? Green 12/1

20) Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow and Seahawks win the Super Bowl +225

Not enough equity there. You would have a better shot if tbab threw darts at his phone.

eqWATy?

BEAST still talking about getting promoted? BEAST still talking about banging his boss while drawing dead to do so?

Autism speaks, listen.

Like 2 years from now when he's talking about the same ****ing thing that he was talking about 2 years ago, will it sink in then?

It hasn't sunk in during the last 10 years, why would it?

Even as a non US citizen SB hunchcapping is awesome - Babs trying to redraw attention to his life / mentally problems however is really Aidsing this thread up.

Please stop it - there are better things going on here.

babs, you ask dozens of questions over and over, and get the same answers over and over. The answer to all of them is to stop acting like an *******. You're not going to advance in this or any other company until you learn to control your anger. You can be the best salesperson at the company but your attitude is not what people look for in a supervisor/manager. Being good at sales ( and for some strange reason I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here ) doesn't necessarily translate to being a good manager. These behaviors can be modified but you have to actually try to do it. Take nosoup up on his offer and take it seriously.

Every time you lose it on your boss or your coworkers you're going to be back to square one and at the bottom of the list for promotions.

I chose 3


Im pretty drunk so maybe I can get more penalties than howard (that would be hard to do), here are my pics

FG Patriots -2

FH seatle +.5

Tom Brady MVP

Tom Brady over 260.5 yards passing

Tom Brady first pass Completion

Tom Brady throws a TD first (before an interception)

first Quarter TD Tom Brady over .5

Tom brady 4 or more TD passes

Tom Brady 4th qtr TD passes over .5

Julian Edelman over 9.5 yards on first catch

Gronk over 5.5 catches for game

Gronk will score a TD in the game

Wilson will throw an interception before a TD

Marshawn Lynch will score a TD in first Half

Gronk will have more receptions than Doug Baldwin

Pats score more points tan Carmelo Anthony

Gronk will score Pats first TD

Katy Perry wears a skirt or Dress

Ground hog sees no shadow, pats win superbowl

Red gatorade son

Babs,

This thread is about the Super Bowl Hunchcap.

Not about you getting dominated at work.

Stop derailing it with complaints about your ****ty job, you redundant rabbit.

lol @ beast being a rabbit. rabbits are actually decent animals.

He's a redundant rat, or a reduntant roly poly.

Good point. Too late to edit.

1: MVP - Rob Gronkowski 9/1

2: Total Rushing Yards - LeGarrette Blount (NE)
Over 62½ (-115)

3: Will LeGarrette Blount (NE) score a TD in 1st half?
Yes (+180)

4: Total Receiving Yards - Julian Edelman (NE)
Over 67½ (-125)

5: Will Julian Edelman (NE) score a TD in the 1st half?
Yes (+200)

6: Longest Reception - Rob Gronkowski (NE)
Over 22½ (-125)

7: Will Danny Amendola (NE) score a TD in the game?
Yes (+450)

8: Total Tackles & Assists - Rob Ninkovich (NE)
Over 4½ (-125)

9: Total Interceptions - Darrelle Revis (NE)
Over ½ (+250)

10: Total Interceptions - Devin McCourty (NE)
Over ½ (+375)

11: Will LeGarrette Blount score a TD and Patriots win the game?
Yes (+230)

12: Will Julian Edelman score a TD and Patriots win the game?
Yes (+250)

13: Will Darrelle Revis record 2 or more Interceptions?
Yes (+1500 )

14: Player to score 2 or more TDs in the game?
All wagers have action. A TD Pass is not considered a score, the player who catches the TD Pass will be graded the winner
Danny Amendola 30/1

15: Will there be a score in the first 2min 30 seconds of the 1st quarter?
Yes (+500)

16: Alternative Game Total
Over 55½ (+210)

17: Shortest Touchdown in the Game
Under 1½ Yards (-120)

18: Will the New England Patriots have a Rushing TD in the game?
Yes (-160 )

19: Team to score first and final result
Seattle Seahawks
Score First and Lose
Game(+325)

20: Total combined FG Yardage in game both teams combined.
Under 114½ (-115)

Total 0.00

1) Coin Toss
Tails, -105
Result

2) Game
Seattle +2, -115
Result

3) Alternative Game Total
Over 53.5, +170
Result

4) What will Tom Brady (NE) do first?
Throw TD, -190
Result

5) What will Russell Wilson (SEA) do first?
Throw TD, -120
Result

6) Total Yards on 1st Completion - Russell Wilson (SEA)
Under 8.5, -105
Result

7) New England first score of the game will be?
Passing TD, +150
Result

8) Seattle first score of the game will be?
Rushing TD, +200
Result

9) Alternative Game Total*
Over 55.5, +210
Result

10) Alternative Game Total
Over 59.5, +325
Result

11) Will both teams have the lead during the 1st half
Yes, +130
Result

12) Will the New England Patriots score a Touchdown in the 2nd Quarter
Yes -160
Result

13) Will the Seattle Seahawks score a Touchdown in the 2nd Quarter
Yes, -160
Result

14) Total Points scored in the game by both teams combined
61-70, +550
Result

15) Will there be a defensive or special teams TD scored in the game
Yes, +155
Result

16) Team to record most QB Sacks in the game
New England, -160
Result

17) Team to score last wins the game*
No, +160
Result

18) Will a Roughing the Passer penalty be called in the game?
No, -150
Result

19) Total Passing Yards - Tom Brady (NE)*
Over 260.5, -130
Result

20) What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Clear/Water, +300
Result

Yeah... I see at least a couple of penalties here...

Damn, I accidentally typed 'passing yards' instead of 'receiving yards' on one of my picks.

I hope the penalty isn't too severe.

If things go my way I'll be at least +90u though, so I'm not sweating it.

you must not have a garden.

damn things are a scourge.

Looks like NoSoup may have had second thoughts about his generous offer.

Damn, don't get me started. Especially on this one:

* I'm still pissed off about that egregious call by the line judge in the conference final when the Punxsutawney Phil's were robbed of a True Lock win on the last play of the game. The ball was over the ****ing line dammit! SFObv!!! ****ing Patriots got lucky to advance imo.

On the other hand, weather is pretty good in the Pacific Northwest today. I'm pretty confident Seahawks see their shadow tomorrow.

He told you to PM him. He also said he's down in Vegas on vacation and that it could take some time to coordinate things.