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04-03-2010 , 08:40 AM

#176

PolvoPelusa

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congrats!

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04-03-2010 , 09:32 AM

#177

Peter Harris

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At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50

first rule of negotiating: get a final agreed price up front.

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04-03-2010 , 09:45 AM

#178

LFS

emo gaylord

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 21,865

Paul B. did we have drinks one night in Hollywood with skunkworks and Anacardo? Is IWEARGOGGLES the guy who was with you?

Last edited by LFS; 04-03-2010 at 09:53 AM.

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04-03-2010 , 10:53 AM

#179

Hainesy_2KT

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,546

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Originally Posted by Paul B.

Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star.

Permission to frame this and hang it on my wall??

serious lolz dude, prossies are never worth it, kudos for having the ballz to share.

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04-03-2010 , 11:23 AM

#180

JonHizall

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,828

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

what i dont get is how you get to bust on her for 140 w/ the bj but when u pay extra to bang her she wants to charge an extra 50 bucks. is this a strategy as in she assumed you were right about to go and you'd agree to anything?

im really cool so she probably would have done it with me like 4 or 5 times.

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04-03-2010 , 12:47 PM

#181

Wowsers

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 214

instafivestarred

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04-03-2010 , 12:56 PM

#182

Mt.FishNoob

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this thread is disgusting and she is disgusting, her fajweener looks horrible, dirty and sick and disgusting.... I almost threw up.

'smelled like fish and was mega loose'

YUK

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04-03-2010 , 02:26 PM

#183

sayid_the_saviour

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,416

do you see the date on the HIV check it was a few days ago. do you think paul is also machvi and bumped his own thread?

also why did he wait 3 years for the test? has he not had sex for three years?

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04-03-2010 , 03:09 PM

#184

Paul B.

handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,800

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Originally Posted by LFS

Paul B. did we have drinks one night in Hollywood with skunkworks and Anacardo? Is IWEARGOGGLES the guy who was with you?

Yes, we did. No, that was Kevin, my housemate at the time.

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Originally Posted by sayid_the_saviour

do you see the date on the HIV check it was a few days ago. do you think paul is also machvi and bumped his own thread?

also why did he wait 3 years for the test? has he not had sex for three years?

I get tested regularly. I have a very healthy sex life, tyvm.

Also, I am not machi and I hate when this thread gets bumped. My IRL friends occasionally read my posts and this is one of the more embarrassing ones.

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04-03-2010 , 03:11 PM

#185

Majour

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you regularly get tested for aids? wtf are you banging monkeys?

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04-03-2010 , 03:16 PM

#186

TIEdup14

banned

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,887

asian gets asian hooker, awesome!

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04-03-2010 , 03:32 PM

#187

LFS

emo gaylord

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 21,865

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Originally Posted by Paul B.

Yes, we did. No, that was Kevin, my housemate at the time.

Did this hooker thing happen before or after we got together? I don't remember talking about it, which seems impossible if it happened before. Gee, I wonder if I had a drinking problem?

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04-03-2010 , 03:44 PM

#188

dumbndumb

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 433

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Originally Posted by Paul B.

I get tested regularly. I have a very healthy sex life, tyvm.

Healthy sex life =/= regular need to get tested for HIV

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04-03-2010 , 03:53 PM

#189

skunkworks

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LFS - Ye gods, glad you gave it up. Answer is yes, this TR is before we drank.

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04-03-2010 , 07:54 PM

#190

RanchDressin

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Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.

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04-03-2010 , 08:18 PM

#191

skudroc

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100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

wow. are these special prices cause she is a porn actress ?
this is super expensive.
is prostitution legal where u from?
(is it legal anywhere in the us ?)
i can tel u that in germany prostitition is completely legal and it is way way cheaper.

Last edited by skudroc; 04-03-2010 at 08:19 PM. Reason: okay...250 1/h is acceptable. was shocked by the 850

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04-03-2010 , 08:23 PM

#192

Diastolic

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 60

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Originally Posted by Majour

you regularly get tested for aids? wtf are you banging monkeys?

Racist!

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04-05-2010 , 01:37 AM

#193

plentymoney

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by RanchDressin

Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.

EXCELLENT

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04-05-2010 , 01:47 AM

#194

john voight

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Originally Posted by RanchDressin

Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.

maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.

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04-05-2010 , 03:46 AM

#195

O.A.F.K.1.1

Ted Patrick

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,952

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Originally Posted by john voight

maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.

Is the slang word for that called rape?

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04-05-2010 , 05:06 AM

#196

KaizenK

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,741

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Originally Posted by JonHizall

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

what i dont get is how you get to bust on her for 140 w/ the bj but when u pay extra to bang her she wants to charge an extra 50 bucks. is this a strategy as in she assumed you were right about to go and you'd agree to anything?

im really cool so she probably would have done it with me like 4 or 5 times.

Some hookers will up-sell regardless of the what was stated. If they think they can get some extra coin from the fellow, they'll do it. It's not like its a written contract.

That's why before the fun starts, you have to make sure you know exactly what you're getting. At least this is what my friend told me...

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04-05-2010 , 06:42 AM

#197

Gotham1007

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 11

I googled her

Did you mean 9 out of 100

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04-05-2010 , 08:34 AM

#198

dozer

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,549

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Originally Posted by john voight

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.

How is this fun?

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04-05-2010 , 08:35 AM

#199

Hopey

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,004

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Originally Posted by john voight

have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.

ygos?

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04-05-2010 , 09:13 AM

#200

Hurley

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,530

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Originally Posted by john voight

maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.

This has Jonathon Creek mystery all over it

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