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Old 04-03-2010, 08:40 AM   #176
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:32 AM   #177
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At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50
first rule of negotiating: get a final agreed price up front.
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:45 AM   #178
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Paul B. did we have drinks one night in Hollywood with skunkworks and Anacardo? Is IWEARGOGGLES the guy who was with you?

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Old 04-03-2010, 10:53 AM   #179
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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star.

Permission to frame this and hang it on my wall??

serious lolz dude, prossies are never worth it, kudos for having the ballz to share.
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:23 AM   #180
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

what i dont get is how you get to bust on her for 140 w/ the bj but when u pay extra to bang her she wants to charge an extra 50 bucks. is this a strategy as in she assumed you were right about to go and you'd agree to anything?

im really cool so she probably would have done it with me like 4 or 5 times.
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:47 PM   #181
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:56 PM   #182
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this thread is disgusting and she is disgusting, her fajweener looks horrible, dirty and sick and disgusting.... I almost threw up.

'smelled like fish and was mega loose'

YUK
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Old 04-03-2010, 02:26 PM   #183
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do you see the date on the HIV check it was a few days ago. do you think paul is also machvi and bumped his own thread?

also why did he wait 3 years for the test? has he not had sex for three years?
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:09 PM   #184
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Paul B. did we have drinks one night in Hollywood with skunkworks and Anacardo? Is IWEARGOGGLES the guy who was with you?
Yes, we did. No, that was Kevin, my housemate at the time.

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do you see the date on the HIV check it was a few days ago. do you think paul is also machvi and bumped his own thread?

also why did he wait 3 years for the test? has he not had sex for three years?
I get tested regularly. I have a very healthy sex life, tyvm.

Also, I am not machi and I hate when this thread gets bumped. My IRL friends occasionally read my posts and this is one of the more embarrassing ones.
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:11 PM   #185
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you regularly get tested for aids? wtf are you banging monkeys?
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:16 PM   #186
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asian gets asian hooker, awesome!
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:32 PM   #187
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Yes, we did. No, that was Kevin, my housemate at the time.
Did this hooker thing happen before or after we got together? I don't remember talking about it, which seems impossible if it happened before. Gee, I wonder if I had a drinking problem?
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:44 PM   #188
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I get tested regularly. I have a very healthy sex life, tyvm.
Healthy sex life =/= regular need to get tested for HIV
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:53 PM   #189
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LFS - Ye gods, glad you gave it up. Answer is yes, this TR is before we drank.
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Old 04-03-2010, 07:54 PM   #190
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Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:18 PM   #191
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal



wow. are these special prices cause she is a porn actress ?
this is super expensive.
is prostitution legal where u from?
(is it legal anywhere in the us ?)
i can tel u that in germany prostitition is completely legal and it is way way cheaper.

Last edited by skudroc; 04-03-2010 at 08:19 PM. Reason: okay...250 1/h is acceptable. was shocked by the 850
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:23 PM   #192
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you regularly get tested for aids? wtf are you banging monkeys?
Racist!
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:37 AM   #193
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Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.
EXCELLENT
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:47 AM   #194
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Blow job 30 minutes ftw.

As played I would have pulled the hoodini.

Pull out, spit on her back so she thinks you came and then bust a load all over her face.
maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.
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Old 04-05-2010, 03:46 AM   #195
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maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.
Is the slang word for that called rape?
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:06 AM   #196
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100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

what i dont get is how you get to bust on her for 140 w/ the bj but when u pay extra to bang her she wants to charge an extra 50 bucks. is this a strategy as in she assumed you were right about to go and you'd agree to anything?

im really cool so she probably would have done it with me like 4 or 5 times.

Some hookers will up-sell regardless of the what was stated. If they think they can get some extra coin from the fellow, they'll do it. It's not like its a written contract.

That's why before the fun starts, you have to make sure you know exactly what you're getting. At least this is what my friend told me...
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:42 AM   #197
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I googled her

Did you mean 9 out of 100
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:34 AM   #198
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having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.
How is this fun?
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:35 AM   #199
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have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
ygos?
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:13 AM   #200
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maybe it is "hoodini" for school kids.
if you like real tricks, try this one out:

having a stranger unknown to the girl hide in your room as you bone a girl from behind.
she should be positioned on all fours preferably and facing a window (mandatory).
have the stranger quietly come up to you, and get his boner going.
quickly switch off. his penis must enter without the girl getting suspicious.

quietly sneak outside.
approach the window, wave to the girl, bang on window, etc... get her attention.

she will realize she has been tricked when she sees that you are no longer ****ing her.
This has Jonathon Creek mystery all over it
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