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Old 02-20-2007, 02:53 PM   #101
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

its been over 6 months now. have you been tested yet? if no, do you have any symptoms of teh hiv, such as colds, sore throats, night sweats? good luck and keep us informed.
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:09 PM   #102
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. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.
above is funniest thing I have read on OOT in a while
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:30 PM   #103
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I agree about the money grubbing whore line. I just laughed out loud so loud in the library that a black kid mean mugged me.

On a 2nd note, I cant believe you ASKED an ESCORT WHO DOES PORN, WHILE HAVING SEX WITH HER, IF YOU COULD CUM ON HER FACE. DONT ASK. DO. If she tries to charge you more, tell her you are an undercover officer and she's lucky she doesn't get arrested, then throw her out like a BackRoomFacial's video. Tell her to follow her [censored] outside of your apartment.
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:47 PM   #104
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we made no connection whatsoever
LOL!!!
Lawler -- no cuddling??
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:09 PM   #105
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wow great site.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:42 PM   #106
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No wonder she wasn't that tight:

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Old 02-20-2007, 11:03 PM   #107
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Full filmography available here (probably NSFW) .

Some of my favorites:

2 in the Can (2005);
Assficianado 6 (2004);
Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 3 (2004);

and, of course:

Sh*tty Sh*tty Bang Bang (2004).

Also apropos of OP's observation:

Stinkers (2004).
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Old 12-02-2007, 03:45 AM   #108
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I think this is probably the best of the hooker TRs
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:21 PM   #109
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lol.. prostitution needs to be legal imo
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:35 PM   #110
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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

priceless

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Old 12-02-2007, 08:03 PM   #111
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Dont see her bio on the site. Great TR
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Old 12-02-2007, 09:47 PM   #112
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priceless
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Old 12-02-2007, 10:38 PM   #113
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http://pinkpornstars.com/galleries/lylalei0.php


NSFW LDO, Nuke it if need be
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Old 12-02-2007, 10:59 PM   #114
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Dont see her bio on the site. Great TR
She is no longer represented there. The total irony is that as of Thursday, the Feds are actively seeking indictments on some of the upper management there that they are turning girls out. I don't know if I can post links about news in the porn industry, but a google search could turn up a few articles from the weekend.
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:12 PM   #115
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that's a 9?
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:15 PM   #116
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that's a 9?
My opinion as well. But who am i to judge? Different strokes for different folks as they say
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:16 PM   #117
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that's a 9?
Depends on level of yellow fever.
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:22 AM   #118
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220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
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During the handjob, she looked at her watch and said, "If you can't cum in 5 minutes, I have to get back to work." Wtf?
Why on earth didn't you go for the full hour?
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:26 AM   #119
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Why no anal???????????
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:42 AM   #120
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Quite vexing.
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:17 AM   #121
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In 2006 it took until the 5th reply for someone to notice that this guy bought the tard pack of hookers.

Upon bumping it took until the 10th. This shows that the halflife of OOT intelligence is 16 months.

This is groundbreaking **** right here.
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:51 AM   #122
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In 2006 it took until the 5th reply for someone to notice that this guy bought the tard pack of hookers.

Upon bumping it took until the 10th. This shows that the halflife of OOT intelligence is 16 months.

This is groundbreaking **** right here.
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:53 AM   #123
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This was an old thread with many posts, but the forum upgrade ate 106 of them between OP and #2. In August of 2006 OOTers were twice as good at identifying value in prostitution than the OOTers fo December 2007.
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:58 AM   #124
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In 2006 it took until the 5th reply for someone to notice that this guy bought the tard pack of hookers.

Upon bumping it took until the 10th. This shows that the halflife of OOT intelligence is 16 months.

This is groundbreaking **** right here.
Well don't I feel dumb. I even knew about the upgrade problems before I posted.
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Old 12-03-2007, 02:00 AM   #125
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AAAhh.
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