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08-02-2006 , 10:40 PM

#51

B1GF1SHY

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 555

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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?

There's this new product on the market, it's called a condom, check it out.

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08-02-2006 , 10:42 PM

#52

His Boy Elroy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,881

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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!

This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.

Hornacek's 10000th post was "brb"

Edit: Horn doesn't have 10000 posts. I'm thinking of something else.

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08-02-2006 , 10:54 PM

#53

pokerraja

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,960

did you enjoy toungue kissing her?

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08-02-2006 , 10:56 PM

#54

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

Elroy,

Do you think the OP's broad will let you ravage her while you finish a game of Werewolf? "Hornacek's a wolf, eff that mo'fo what a lying piece of ess! Hold on baby I just gotta throw a vote down, that Hornacek is totally a wolf...oh I know that probably hurts...rectya, I coulda killed ya! El oh el...oh wait you're probably not into internet humor. But you should see my avatar!"

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08-02-2006 , 11:03 PM

#55

archangel

adept

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 717

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living hand-to-mouth.

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08-02-2006 , 11:05 PM

#56

IWEARGOGGLES

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,352

TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

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08-02-2006 , 11:06 PM

#57

archangel

adept

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 717

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you just can't make that stuff up.
instant classic.

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08-02-2006 , 11:17 PM

#58

guids

banned

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 16,996

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

Thanks for teh softball.

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08-02-2006 , 11:19 PM

#59

Kramer.

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,192

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handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour

Change his title to "30 minutes max"

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08-02-2006 , 11:23 PM

#60

Buckmulligan

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,507

I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.

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08-02-2006 , 11:25 PM

#61

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

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08-02-2006 , 11:32 PM

#62

Paul B.

handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,800

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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

Exactly.

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08-02-2006 , 11:33 PM

#63

Buckmulligan

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,507

ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p

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08-02-2006 , 11:34 PM

#64

Corpsebean

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,871

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ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p

No point getting a large drink when all you can handle is a sip.

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08-02-2006 , 11:41 PM

#65

ThaSaltCracka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 66,878

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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

thats too much coffee.

Nice story anyways. But remembers, hookers are people too.

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08-03-2006 , 12:07 AM

#66

Pudge714

Modding All Day

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 39,104

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I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.

Are you really assuming that a hooker has good business management skills?

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08-03-2006 , 12:11 AM

#67

pokerraja

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,960

I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?

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08-03-2006 , 01:01 AM

#68

tboss888

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,571

Thanks for the post, reminds me why I dont visit filthy hookers.

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08-03-2006 , 01:20 AM

#69

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

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I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?

like, i suppose, if i ever hired a hooker, she'd be anything but white??

your asian buddy is wise.

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08-03-2006 , 01:28 AM

#70

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

Goggles,

Please ask him if the oral was sans condom.

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08-03-2006 , 01:42 AM

#71

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

I love the idea of posting on the forum to ask a 2+2 member to IM another 2+2er and then report back with the results.

Also, yes, her prices are crazy. Only $40 more for oral over a handjob? Who the hell would pay $100 for a handjob? Poor people with no hands?