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Old 08-02-2006, 10:40 PM   #51
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?
There's this new product on the market, it's called a condom, check it out.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:42 PM   #52
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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!
This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.
Hornacek's 10000th post was "brb"

Edit: Horn doesn't have 10000 posts. I'm thinking of something else.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #53
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did you enjoy toungue kissing her?
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:56 PM   #54
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Elroy,

Do you think the OP's broad will let you ravage her while you finish a game of Werewolf? "Hornacek's a wolf, eff that mo'fo what a lying piece of ess! Hold on baby I just gotta throw a vote down, that Hornacek is totally a wolf...oh I know that probably hurts...rectya, I coulda killed ya! El oh el...oh wait you're probably not into internet humor. But you should see my avatar!"
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:03 PM   #55
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living hand-to-mouth.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:05 PM   #56
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:06 PM   #57
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TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL
you just can't make that stuff up.
instant classic.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:17 PM   #58
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living ass -to-mouth.

Thanks for teh softball.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:19 PM   #59
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handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
Change his title to "30 minutes max"
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:23 PM   #60
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:25 PM   #61
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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:32 PM   #62
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It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!
Exactly.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:33 PM   #63
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ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:34 PM   #64
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ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p
No point getting a large drink when all you can handle is a sip.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:41 PM   #65
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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!
thats too much coffee.

Nice story anyways. But remembers, hookers are people too.
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:07 AM   #66
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.
Are you really assuming that a hooker has good business management skills?
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:11 AM   #67
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I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:01 AM   #68
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Thanks for the post, reminds me why I dont visit filthy hookers.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:20 AM   #69
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I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?
like, i suppose, if i ever hired a hooker, she'd be anything but white??

your asian buddy is wise.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:28 AM   #70
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Goggles,

Please ask him if the oral was sans condom.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:42 AM   #71
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I love the idea of posting on the forum to ask a 2+2 member to IM another 2+2er and then report back with the results.

Also, yes, her prices are crazy. Only $40 more for oral over a handjob? Who the hell would pay $100 for a handjob? Poor people with no hands?
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:44 AM   #72
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El D,

Yes, the oral was sans condom.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:46 AM   #73
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:53 AM   #74
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if u want the pornstar exp. dont go craigslist...spend a bit some real money and go here.

http://www.bellamodels.com/main.html
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:55 AM   #75
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Seriously, please explain why you went 220 instead of 250.
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