I've never heard of an adult standing up to wipe there ass.

QFT. Bunch of f-in weirdos out there. I'm gonna go wash my hands cuz of you dirty f-s.

I feel qualified to weigh in on the subject. I was a standup wiper until I was in high school. After being mocked for doing so, I switched to the sitdown-between legs wiping style. Your ability to wipe in this way is far superior, leaving a much cleaner, um, finished product. My undies went from skip marked to totally clean. No contest, imo.

I have a problem with using whole bunch of tp. I think I burned through a 4 pack of Charmin in like a week all by myself.

Why go between the legs unless you are so fat you can't reach your ass the non-feminine way? Seriously this **** boggles the mind. Wipe your ass like a man.

The lulz here is that, within your rant, you have revealed that don't know how a woman wipes her ass. They don't reach between their legs; they wipe from behind, because they are required to pull the paper from front to back, lest they risk fecal bateria infections of their womanly area. Thus, if we are to accept your premise that there is a 'feminine way' and a 'non-feminine way', you have them, pardon the pun, ass-backwards.

This.

i sit, fold and go through legs and check after maybe 5 wipes. Means i can be in and out the toilet fully clean in under a minute, and usually perhaps 10 sheets of toilet paper!

Recently there has been a bit of blood on my wipes, not sure if this is internal bleeding or if i am cut, far too embarrassing to go to the doctors though.

Hemorroids. Not rare, not very dangerous, but sit less and ***** more.

i did it standing when i was young...got laughed at and never did it again

i stand, dont look, dont piss in the pool and shower every day.

i dont think standing has anything to do with looking or peeing in the pool.

and i think that people who stand are more likely to shower everyone day than those who sit.


maybe someone could post a poll to try and find a relationship.


shower every day + stand
shower every other day + stand
seldom shower + stand
shower every day + sit
shower every other day + sit
seldom shower + sit

What the hell 5-letter word is that?

rofl so glad i opened this thread

unfortunately i've found this to be true, i'm a sitter and have broken multiple seats

+1, start with regular tp to get the nasty **** then move on to moist wipes to clean up the remnants and then one swipe with regular tp

OOT hygiene threads are really the only good thing we have left

yeah this. i had never considered anything besides standing (just how i taught myself or whatever and had never even imagined sitting) and was boggled when most OOTers sat down to wipe. i then tried it and instantly switched and haven't looked back.

to those standers surprised that most people sit: have you never been in a public restroom? When you hear the person in the stall next to you wiping, don't you see that their legs are still in the sitting position?

I have years of experience at both. Was a stander until sometime in college, when I converted to sitting. Been a sitter for like 5 or so years now and I'll never go back. Sitting >>> standing.

I just rub my ass on the carpet just like my dog. Hes a Fing genius.

Seriously - go to the doctor. You think they haven't seen an ass before?

If you're not having rectal pain you're probably not cut, might be hemorrhoids, BUT it could also be something more serious like Proctitis, Ulcerative Colitus, IBS or even cancer.

People are literally 'dying of embarassment' because they won't go to the doc's about rectal bleeding. Most cancers in this area respond well to treatment, but early detection is a huge factor in this.

Yes, this happened to me - fortunately it was Proctitis which pretty much insta-responded to treatment.

Also standing ftw - helped with the early detection of bleeding, since I could see my were stools streaked with blood long before it started to show on the toilet paper.

I think the fact that there hasn't been one defecter from the sitting to standing camp, while we have seen quite a few coming form the standing to sitting camp, to prove that sitting is more efficient than standing.

I have never in my life had skid marks and always taught they were some sort of urban myth, but now I know where they come from. Personally I kind of feel sorry for standers as you are doing it wrong.

Standing while wiping is like peeing in a urinal with your pants at your ankles.

this

and wtf some people itt are talking like it's standard for them to have skid marks... that's just gross

standard

i've never had skid marks either. standing/sitting has nothing to do with having skid marks. being a ****** does.

also, i've sat and wiped before and i didn't defect to the sitting camp as a result.

i actually put one leg on the toilet seat captain morgan style bend over and wipe.

I'm a stander but I am now having doubts that I am doing the same thing as other standers. Do other people stand all the way up, closing their butt cheeks and smearing whatever might be in that area?

I lean forward 30 degrees, with the backs of my thighs nearly touching the toilet, and I'm facing the floor. I'm technically standing, but I'm still in full-on "toilet position" with cheeks spread... nothing in that area is changing position before I wipe it.

I tried sitting once... I found that the tilt involves more ass-cheek movement than my half-stand does, so I'm not a fan of it.