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09-12-2014 , 06:30 PM
I liked cholula for a long time and wondered why restaurants rarely carried it. Then i saw the price. Tastewise they're not at all similar - i don't like sauces that are all heat, little flavor. Cholula's got great flavors and just the perfect amount of heat.

Why is it so much more?
09-12-2014 , 06:44 PM
Cholula is made in Mexico, Tapatio in LA (or just outside of LA). Cholula doesn't have preservatives, Tapatio does = longer shelf life.

Probably 1/5 of the wooden bottle tops of Cholula are made of cocaine, as well. You just have to know which ones to buy
09-12-2014 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
Cholula is made in Mexico, Tapatio in LA (or just outside of LA). Cholula doesn't have preservatives, Tapatio does = longer shelf life.

Probably 1/5 of the wooden bottle tops of Cholula are made of cocaine, as well. You just have to know which ones to buy
Important question: how can you tell which ones have the cocaine tops. I'm asking this because sometimes I don't want my salsa to have cocaine in it. Rarely but sometimes nonetheless.
09-12-2014 , 11:09 PM
rub the top on your gums, if it goes numb its cocaine
09-12-2014 , 11:18 PM
I was in Costco today and I saw the most bizarre looking guy...he was old, probably in his 60s, maybe in his 70s, and was like a senior bodybuilder with a tiny head. His upper body was so big, he was having trouble walking. Literally looked like this guy (on the left):



Good on him for keeping up with the workouts (and roids or whatever) at that age, but man, he just looked...off.
09-12-2014 , 11:21 PM
That was tyler.
09-12-2014 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
rub the top on your gums, if it goes numb its cocaine
What if those Cholula manufacturing bastards made tops laced with lidocaine to trick me? Then I have a party all planned out with some chips, salsa, whores, heart palpations, etc. and all I get is numbness and can't even taste the delicious Cholula flavor, not to mention no whores, etc.
09-13-2014 , 03:44 AM
Has anyone else noticed the poster bundy5 lately? I've seen a few of his posts and nothing has jumped out too crazy but I feel like he might casually mention he knows for a fact that Saddam Hussein was killed by Jesus' pet dinosaur.
09-13-2014 , 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
I was in Costco today and I saw the most bizarre looking guy...he was old, probably in his 60s, maybe in his 70s, and was like a senior bodybuilder with a tiny head. His upper body was so big, he was having trouble walking. Literally looked like this guy (on the left):



Good on him for keeping up with the workouts (and roids or whatever) at that age, but man, he just looked...off.

09-13-2014 , 05:52 AM
In the last six weeks, I've been to France, Italy, Switzerland, UK, Germany, Russia, and now Mongolia. Also went thru places like Belarus, Poland, Belgium. Today was the first time in that six weeks I have encountered an American.

You guys need to get out and represent! Put down the McDonalds, turn off the TV, and get a damn plane ticket to somewhere.
09-13-2014 , 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
In the last six weeks, I've been to France, Italy, Switzerland, UK, Germany, Russia, and now Mongolia. Also went thru places like Belarus, Poland, Belgium. Today was the first time in that six weeks I have encountered an American.

You guys need to get out and represent! Put down the McDonalds, turn off the TV, and get a damn plane ticket to somewhere.

Yeah but how's your fantasy football team doing?
09-13-2014 , 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
In before

[ ] legday

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Originally Posted by chopstick
In the last six weeks, I've been to France, Italy, Switzerland, UK, Germany, Russia, and now Mongolia. Also went thru places like Belarus, Poland, Belgium. Today was the first time in that six weeks I have encountered an American.

You guys need to get out and represent! Put down the McDonalds, turn off the TV, and get a damn plane ticket to somewhere.
That sounds pretty cool, I remember you being in Europe a little bit ago so I take it you're heading towards Asia or something ?
09-13-2014 , 06:12 AM
OC - is that an Xbox game or something?

Yak - yes, in Mongolia now. Beijing next, then asking El Diablo where to eat when I go to Hong Kong afterward.
09-13-2014 , 01:16 PM
Aiya two destination weddings between Dec and Jul. always wonder if they don't really want you to attend
09-13-2014 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
wtf, that has to be some kind of effect caused by the lighting, or straight up photoshopped??

edit: n/m, im dumb, clearly photoshopped. Who is it?
09-13-2014 , 02:28 PM
Tyson Chandler
09-13-2014 , 03:44 PM
Original pic is still pretty lolegday tho

09-13-2014 , 03:45 PM
Where's NB tho?

09-13-2014 , 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Did you use a slide rule?

Scientific Calculators were kinda expensive when I first used them, and I think (at 46) I'm fairly close to the first generation of people who had them in Jr. High. I know there are a couple people here in their mid-50s. Did they teach you slide ruling?

I'm thinking Howard Beale for sure.
I learned to use a slide rule in 9th grade, which was in 1977-78. I can't recall precisely when a four-function calculator became widely available, but it was around then. Programmable calculators were available, if expensive, by the time I went off to MIT in the fall of 1981.
09-13-2014 , 06:57 PM
im thinking about posting a story but i dont want to anoy you guys. Anyway whenever i talk to my parents I always have to account for the fact that they think im totally crazy even though im not so before i say anything i have to filter out and imagine what is the craziest way for it to be interpreted so i can avoid saying something they think is crazy so i can have anormal conversation with them. like for example i was just talking to my mom about how i think coursera is neat and she responded by saying i shouldnt quit my job to attend coursera. also my mom genuinely thinks low key is one of my imaginary friends.
09-13-2014 , 06:58 PM
I got a calculator from my uncle for my 8th b-day. That was Dec. 1975. I think it was this one:

09-13-2014 , 06:58 PM
I have been to two countries america and canada.
09-13-2014 , 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
That was tyler.
I wish, I can't gain size like that anymore, lol. (I am thinking about taking up boxing for exercise. I don't think I will ever fell totally comfortable kicking something again.)

bryce, I don't think you are crazy, but i don't know what coursera is.
09-13-2014 , 08:11 PM
MOOC
09-13-2014 , 08:12 PM
I wouldnt expect your parents to know what coursera is, so of course you are going to get a dumb response

      
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