I had Fulltilt ship me a package over holiday break and wasn't home. I received a shipped confirmation from UPS that states what apartment it was dropped off and who signed for it.

Today I see the woman (looks about 66, missing teeth, etc.)who lives there who looks methed out the ass walk in the door with 5 black guys who are in their early 20s. I kindly ask her if a package for me has arrived there.

She says no, and I tell her that a person with the last night of XXXXX has signed for it. "Oh that's me, but I didn't sign for anything!". UPS tells me this dumb bitch signed for it and she claims she never signed for it. What's my move?

I contacted UPS about it for further action.

Which course of action you should take is going to depend heavily on what exactly is in the package.

police?

I don't care if my dog took a dump and my mother mailed it to me. A package is a package is a package.

Well then it's going to be tough to get a realistic idea of what you should do because if it's a t-shirt or something, why bother at all? and the fact that you won't mention it just tells me it's probably something embarassing or crappy because otherwise you'd be bragging about it. therefore, my advice is don't bother doing anything.

so it doesnt matter to you if it were a promo deck of cards or a laptop? you'd do the same thing? then why are you asking OOT the question of what to do.

Why wouldn't I do anything? She stole a package. Theft is theft.

sounds like a headache, yuck.

which is why the ups/mailman know that if a package is to be signed for, i'll either sign it, or pick it up at the post office.

sex for the package?

why are you asking for advice and then arguing when it's given to you???

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uhhh can the po po and tell them my crack head neighbor just robbed me then when they show up give them the recipt she signd

knock on her door and demand that **** dude, quit being a pussy

A package is a package is a package.

Meth heads are not predictable. She also has about 6 black guys in her apartment right now. Not a good move.

idk u might get curb stompd by some black dudes... i would let the piggsters take care of it if u have proof she signed for it

Don't live next door to crack heads.

This. Tell them that your taxes pay their salary and that they need to be your enforcer/debt collector like Stallone in Get Carter

Next time I move into a building I'll make sure every resident lines up and I can pre approve them to live next to me.

Throw a meth party at your house and don't invite her

or u could go pick up a $5 sac of some rocks and see if she is down to trade

In seriousness, unless you told UPS to drop it at her apt, its on them to recoup your losses or whatever. If you gave approval to leave it with your neighbor, then its on you.

They had a baby???

Obv let UPS handle it.

Someone (meth head daughter?) probably signed for it and gave her name. Either that or she did and was so ****ed up she doesn't remember. Wait til the other dudes aren't around and go talk to her about it. Try to have some evidence in your hands, ideally a fax of the signature from UPS.