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05-04-2017 , 05:05 AM
Ah, maybe a Euro or UK thing then. Our checking accounts are free, but rarely pay interest, certainly above a certain threshold. If you want to earn interest, you need a separate account for that.

Though really, even if I had $10bn, I don't think I'd want $100m in a checking account.
05-04-2017 , 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
On a related topic why are bottom pics allowed and topless pics are not?
I think you can't post anything completely nude. At the bottom you have to have at least this three threads string.
05-04-2017 , 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
Ah, maybe a Euro or UK thing then. Our checking accounts are free, but rarely pay interest, certainly above a certain threshold. If you want to earn interest, you need a separate account for that.

Though really, even if I had $10bn, I don't think I'd want $100m in a checking account.
+1. I would have nightmares that someone could get access to this account.
05-04-2017 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
On a related topic why are bottom pics allowed and topless pics are not?
It seems sexist that topless male pics are allowed and female not.
05-04-2017 , 08:09 AM
Free the nipple
05-04-2017 , 09:14 AM
Free TylerTwo
05-04-2017 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
I can't imagine how someone with 100m would keep it in a checking account. What a waste of interest.
It's a savings account. But what about the $2.75 ATM fee?
05-04-2017 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Yakmelk
Free TylerTwo
It may be time to move TylerTalk to the George Michael thread.
05-04-2017 , 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
sounds like either prince philip or the queen has died

all staff from across the UK summoned at 3am to buckingham palace
Apparently Prince Philip is just "stepping down from public life." So why the surprise meeting at 3 in the ****ing morning? I guess it's possible he's at death's door or something but he attended an event just yesterday and looked as fine as a 95-year-old can look.
05-04-2017 , 09:42 AM
I'm thinking a diagnosis was reached, sadly.
05-04-2017 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
I can't imagine having that kind of money and actually needing to go to an atm and grabbing $400.
Gotta play some 1/2 NLHE, man.
05-04-2017 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by SirOsis
I've left money in the cash drawer after getting cash back at self-checkouts at grocery stores a few times. I've gone back a couple times soon after (like easily less than 5 minutes) and it's of course gone, no insight/help from the employee watching the machines regarding where it went. Once I turned around and went back right away, before walking out of the store, to the machine I was using and asked the ~50yo woman using it now if she had seen my $. She acted pissed off but took the $20 out of her wallet and gave it to me. She had put the money in her wallet less than 15 seconds after I had left it there.

I don't know if most people are like me or what, but if I find cash somewhere where the person who lost it has a reasonable chance of coming back for it (like a self-checkout or ATM) I just leave it. I don't consider cash fair game unless it's like blowing around on a street with no one around and it's clear whoever lost it isn't going to find it.
LOL

People are ****ty.
I would have been like, "Sir, you left some money here."
No way that she hadn't seen you walk off.
05-04-2017 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
You guys Most of you wouldn't have a clue what to do with a dozen hookers
I would hope that with a dozen hookers they do all the work.
05-04-2017 , 11:52 AM
Econ,

Prob has a bank account where fees get credited back!
05-04-2017 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Econ,

Prob has a bank account where fees get credited back!
Yep. You would think with that balance that there would be a few perks.
05-04-2017 , 01:45 PM
My chow chow had a pic shared by a doggie IG and he is now officially more famous/popular than I am.
05-04-2017 , 03:50 PM
LFS,

The Sudbury Town Crier is still a thing! I even bought one yesterday, yet the date on it is 4/27? Anyways, started reading it and found the local auto mechanic , Larry Rubenstein, Q & A column.

Someone from Sudbury ( I assume), who probably is in the tax bracket of Bill Gates, actually wrote this guy to ask if he should use a bottle of opened tranny fluid he has had since.......................2004. Larry, very politely , told him to GFH.
05-04-2017 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by runs_n_goses
LFS,

The Sudbury Town Crier is still a thing! I even bought one yesterday, yet the date on it is 4/27? Anyways, started reading it and found the local auto mechanic , Larry Rubenstein, Q & A column.

Someone from Sudbury ( I assume), who probably is in the tax bracket of Bill Gates, actually wrote this guy to ask if he should use a bottle of opened tranny fluid he has had since.......................2004. Larry, very politely , told him to GFH.
Ha! Does it still run the local police reports? On a couple of occasions I had parties while my parents were out of town which were broken up by cops, then had to snag the Town Crier the following week to keep them from learning about it.

Now that I think about it, clearly the cops had to have been called by neighbors, but fortunately my parents hated everyone so that wasn't a problem.
05-04-2017 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
Ha! Does it still run the local police reports? On a couple of occasions I had parties while my parents were out of town which were broken up by cops, then had to snag the Town Crier the following week to keep them from learning about it.

Now that I think about it, clearly the cops had to have been called by neighbors, but fortunately my parents hated everyone so that wasn't a problem.
Just finished reading it and no Police logs in it. Of course, they may have stopped once you moved out . Full page ad for a 3.195M house for sale though. I offered .00001M, we shall see.
05-04-2017 , 10:46 PM
Just got back to my room from dinner. Counted the chips in my pocket and had $666, which made me think about my room number ending in 13. Apparently I'm screwed.
05-04-2017 , 10:57 PM
Only if you're a globehead
05-05-2017 , 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
Ah, maybe a Euro or UK thing then. Our checking accounts are free, but rarely pay interest, certainly above a certain threshold. If you want to earn interest, you need a separate account for that.

Though really, even if I had $10bn, I don't think I'd want $100m in a checking account.
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Originally Posted by lapka
+1. I would have nightmares that someone could get access to this account.
Nightmares? Even non-literal nightmares is a bit much. If someone did access that account and clean the whole thing out, you would still have $9.9 billion. I think you would be OK.
05-05-2017 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Costanza
Just got back to my room from dinner. Counted the chips in my pocket and had $666, which made me think about my room number ending in 13. Apparently I'm screwed.
Proof the world is flat, clearly.
05-05-2017 , 12:55 AM
666 isn't divisible by 33.

You're golden.
05-05-2017 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
You guys Most of you wouldn't have a clue what to do with a dozen hookers
5v5 basketball, two refs.

      
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