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05-17-2017 , 11:31 AM
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you can milk anything with nipples
Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Apparently even Robert DeNiro!
05-17-2017 , 11:34 AM
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Josie,

Don't explain jokes.
05-17-2017 , 11:45 AM
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Josie,

Don't explain jokes.
Fine. Just remember you brought this on yourself!

What do you call a man with a shovel?

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Doug


What do you call a man without a shovel?

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Douglas!
05-17-2017 , 11:47 AM
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What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head?
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Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head?
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I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
05-17-2017 , 11:50 AM
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I enjoy soy and almond milk but fair life milk is absolutely amazing. Tastes great, great macros and lactose free.
05-17-2017 , 12:04 PM
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I enjoy soy and almond milk but fair life milk is absolutely amazing. Tastes great, great macros and lactose free.
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05-17-2017 , 12:22 PM
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What do you call a woman on the internet?

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Josie
05-17-2017 , 12:27 PM
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Super cute chick was trying to sell me a faster internet connection or some **** at my door. I told her I don't need it but I was just about to go get some ice cream and asked if she wants to tag along. She didn't want to. Now I am sad and don't feel like having ice cream.
05-17-2017 , 12:38 PM
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Super cute chick was trying to sell me a faster internet connection or some **** at my door. I told her I don't need it but I was just about to go get some ice cream and asked if she wants to tag along. She didn't want to. Now I am sad and don't feel like having ice cream.
I was just reading this on Coon74's blog and thought it was applicable here. Def thought provoking to me anyway. Also, don't be sad!

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The human appearance is a freemium product, and while most people wish to pay (with cash, services, affection, whatever) for the exclusive access to someone's whole picture, the free preview of it (the way people look in public) provides me with enough enjoyment already. And I can access millions of beautiful free previews so I'll never have to ensure that any of them stays around for long.
05-17-2017 , 12:41 PM
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Super cute chick was trying to sell me a faster internet connection or some **** at my door. I told her I don't need it but I was just about to go get some ice cream and asked if she wants to tag along. She didn't want to. Now I am sad and don't feel like having ice cream.
Rude!
05-17-2017 , 01:04 PM
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I was just reading this on Coon74's blog and thought it was applicable here. Def thought provoking to me anyway. Also, don't be sad!

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The human appearance is a freemium product, and while most people wish to pay (with cash, services, affection, whatever) for the exclusive access to someone's whole picture, the free preview of it (the way people look in public) provides me with enough enjoyment already. And I can access millions of beautiful free previews so I'll never have to ensure that any of them stays around for long.
This is definitely how I approach porn.
05-17-2017 , 01:19 PM
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This is definitely how I approach porn.
05-17-2017 , 01:25 PM
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This is definitely how I approach porn.

Porn makes me sad. It's full of a.) guys who have to self-arouse repeatedly so they're obv not turned on and b.) women who are the worlds worst actors, even those who are vocal., it's obv they are faking. You can tell neither party has passion about what they're doing.
05-17-2017 , 01:26 PM
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Actually my sample size comes from free porn. Maybe porn one pays for is diff.
05-17-2017 , 01:38 PM
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Josie,

Given how wide spread and varied porn is, making s generalization like that is quite LOL.
05-17-2017 , 01:39 PM
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Dj,
Don't you know you have to buy the internet if you want to eat the ice cream?
05-17-2017 , 01:59 PM
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Josie,

Given how wide spread and varied porn is, making s generalization like that is quite LOL.
I agree, hence my follow up post.
05-17-2017 , 02:13 PM
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wait we're not supposed to self-arouse?
05-17-2017 , 02:26 PM
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wait we're not supposed to self-arouse?
lol I didn't mean that! You ARE supposed to, unless you're a porn star.
05-17-2017 , 02:44 PM
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Are you one of those girls that get offended when we grab it away from you at some point?
05-17-2017 , 02:49 PM
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lol

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Super cute chick was trying to sell me a faster internet connection or some **** at my door. I told her I don't need it but I was just about to go get some ice cream and asked if she wants to tag along. She didn't want to. Now I am sad and don't feel like having ice cream.
Maybe some ice cream will cheer you up

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Porn makes me sad. It's full of a.) guys who have to self-arouse repeatedly so they're obv not turned on and b.) women who are the worlds worst actors, even those who are vocal., it's obv they are faking. You can tell neither party has passion about what they're doing.
I believe you're looking for "amateur" at least that's what my friend says.
05-17-2017 , 03:22 PM
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the sadness in porn is from the women drugged out of their mind (most of them) to deal with what is essentially traumatic.
05-17-2017 , 03:24 PM
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Are you one of those girls that get offended when we grab it away from you at some point?
I'd need more information. Does this happen to you often? Are you sleeping with MLYLT?
05-17-2017 , 03:24 PM
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Super cute chick was trying to sell me a faster internet connection or some **** at my door. I told her I don't need it but I was just about to go get some ice cream and asked if she wants to tag along. She didn't want to. Now I am sad and don't feel like having ice cream.
You did it wrong. You say you might get the super deluxe intarweb but you want to decide over ice cream and she needs to go with.

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Josie,

Given how wide spread and varied porn is, making s generalization like that is quite LOL.
Chicks that hate porn are just jealous of the hot porn star chicks.
05-17-2017 , 03:25 PM
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the sadness in porn is from the women drugged out of their mind (most of them) to deal with what is essentially traumatic.
Yes, so true.
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