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05-29-2020 , 11:53 PM

#1551

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 55,619

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alobar

heh, I had a roommate who was watching it and I was like "Wtf is this ****?" I think I only watched longer than 30 seconds because it was the same voice actor that plays archer.

Now I think it's great. I even dressed up as Tina for Halloween a few years ago

H. Jon Benjamin is the voice actor.

He also hilariously played Coach McGuirk on Home Movies, which I am a major fan of.

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05-30-2020 , 12:20 AM

#1552

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 13,738

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.RoundGuy

He does that. I love that song. I disagree with RG. I think you are nice.

LKJ is a good and honest man but he is not always nice. I of course do not at all mean that as an insult.

05-30-2020 , 12:23 AM

#1553

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,476

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Going to the bathroom always reminds me how much we're animals.

It helps if, in your head, David Attenborough narrates.

Quote:

Sex is really weird too.

Steve Irwin. Not helpful at all.

05-30-2020 , 12:25 AM

#1554

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

LKJ is a good and honest man but he is not always nice. I of course do not at all mean that as an insult.

Someone who can be fairly described as nice is of course not always nice, in the same way that someone who can be fairly described as honest has surely done some lying along the way.

That said, I agree that "nice" wouldn't be among the first descriptors I would give myself.

05-30-2020 , 01:00 AM

#1555

boomshay

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.RoundGuy

Can I tag along? I promise not to bang any married guys -- too much.

Reminds me of when me and my other married friends would go to the bar and dance with the college guys. They always thought they were going to get laid. They never did.

If this is RoundGuy, he plays the game well.

If this really is Mrs. RoundGuy, then their conversations make a lot more sense.

05-30-2020 , 02:17 AM

#1556

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,842

I'm going to give some weight to a 2005 with 130 posts.

05-30-2020 , 02:20 AM

#1557

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

The '03 with 88k doesn't need any more tyvm.

05-30-2020 , 02:24 AM

#1558

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

I'm sorry LKJ, it was a scorpion and the frog situation.

He set me up.

05-30-2020 , 03:50 AM

#1559

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

LKJ is a good and honest man but he is not always nice. I of course do not at all mean that as an insult.

Smugly Contemptuous

not overly compatible.

05-30-2020 , 03:53 AM

#1560

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Fraudulent Zodiac

without a lot of direction, but apparently happy

05-30-2020 , 03:57 AM

#1561

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Sweet ass inya face

pretty much all the time

05-30-2020 , 04:02 AM

#1562

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.RoundGuy

Midwest girls never get a break.

newbie

a good lay, some may say

05-30-2020 , 04:03 AM

#1563

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

not to be missed

All-inMcLovin

a sweetie pie

05-30-2020 , 04:05 AM

#1564

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Howard Treesong

beginning to remind me of Roger Ramjet, hero of our nation.

05-30-2020 , 04:06 AM

#1565

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

R*R

It was in another lifetime, one of toil and blood

i'm done.

05-30-2020 , 04:16 AM

#1566

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,540

7 in a row is easy when everyone's asleep. I'd like to see you try that **** during peak hours.

05-30-2020 , 04:17 AM

#1567

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,540

Tough guy

05-30-2020 , 04:32 AM

#1568

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

peace baby

pick your moments

and thanks for counting

05-30-2020 , 06:03 AM

#1569

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,224

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I've been preoccupied with my mortality for a LONG time. (Really being dismayed at the extremely small likelihood of an afterlife.)

I've come to peace with it in the last couple of years.

same

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I'll always remember what M said about your package bro.

My kids know.

Their kids will know.

worth driving 20 min though?

05-30-2020 , 07:58 AM

#1570

marknfw

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 16,230

I too think of death daily, not in a good way. Like someone else said, I'm mainly sad I won't make it to the day that death is cured. We can't be too far from transplanting a brain into a robot or HD can we? It also saddens me that even if I did survive to see that happen, I really have nothing to offer that makes me a candidate for the procedure, I'm definitely not one of the great thinkers of our time, and surely I couldn't afford it. The Mark Twain quote helps sometimes. I'm getting to the age where minor health issues really drive the eventuality home despite being, for the most part, pretty healthy. It also doesn't help that I basically live with death now. For the past few years I've been taking care of my grandmother who will turn 100 in a few months, so every day I wait for her to wake up, wondering if she kicked off last night or not.

05-30-2020 , 08:19 AM

#1571

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 32,224

Quote:

Originally Posted by cs3

Man you guys discussing mortality are a depressing bunch. How about something a little more fun?

My dad and one of my brothers went up to the mountains a few days ago to go fishing. I didn't think it was a great idea (and I had to work anyway) but they camped out in the middle of nowhere. Meh.

Anyway, the point is that since I didn't go of COURSE they proceeded to catch more big wild browns than I've ever seen at one time. Figures.
This is about half of the pics they sent me.
I guess they basically used light bass gear with ~10lb test for the bigger fish, and only caught a few on the fly rod.
Im definitely getting cabin fever now.

This guy was somewhere north of 28"

zomg where was this?

05-30-2020 , 08:55 AM

#1572

Minimalist

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,490

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

It's all a matter of perspective.

Everyone itt is a member of the 1% globally.

LOL, not even close to true.

Quote:

Just how much money do you need to be among the global 1 percent?

According to the 2018 Global Wealth Report from Credit Suisse Research Institute, you need a net worth of $871,320 U.S. Credit Suisse defines net worth, or “wealth,” as “the value of financial assets plus real assets (principally housing) owned by households, minus their debts.”

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/01/how-...worldwide.html

05-30-2020 , 10:20 AM

#1573

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

Really?

I googled and got something totally different before I posted. That an annual income of around 33k would put you there.

I'm not disagreeing just saying I didn't shoot from the hip. I'll look further but obv your link is right there.

05-30-2020 , 10:23 AM

#1574

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 21,420

One amount for net worth and a different for annual income can both be true. They are measuring different things.

05-30-2020 , 10:26 AM

#1575

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,445

Quote:

Interestingly, Americans do not have to be extremely wealthy, in order to claim a spot among that 1%. A $32,400 annual income will easily place American school teachers, registered nurses, and other modestly-salaried individuals, among the global 1% of earners.

Quote:

Even so, many middle-class Americans who have spent years paying down their mortgages and saving for retirement belong to the upper echelon of the world's wealthy.Federal Reserve data suggests that the top 1% of American households claim

The Flip Side: True Poverty
Poverty is the chief impediment blocking most people from achieving the top 1% of global wealth. Case in p8int: in India, the typical adult claims just $7,024 in assets, while the average African adult citizen holds only $4,138 in total wealth. This is radically different than the average American and European adult, who respectively possesses $403,974 and $144,903 in wealth.9

In short, the exclusive club we refer to as the “top 1%” in global income includes millions of Americans. What does that tell us? It's something we should constantly bear in mind: The citizens of developed countries tend to be far more affluent than most people on earth.

https://www.investopedia.com/article...cent-world.asp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

One amount for net worth and a different for annual income can both be true. They are measuring different things.

Right. I was surprised there's that degree of disparity between 1% in annual income and overall wealth. Makes sense tho.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minimalist

LOL, not even close to true.

Have to think that's an equal overstatement to mine that everyone itt is there. I'm sure it's true of a lot of us (w/ equity ldo).

Last edited by DodgerIrish; 05-30-2020 at 10:47 AM. Reason: typo