I need more details on what exactly is going on.

It's a gun that shoots salt at flies.

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What what said.
And make sure you splurge for the optional laser sight!

That's really sick. So one crystal bludgeons them to death?

woah

Family man and my teenage self would like to make out over that thing.

Dude doesn't have a weedeater but he's got a bug killing, laser sighted, mini potato cannon that looks like a toy from the $1 store.

Priorities. Priorities.

Weeds just look like crap. Flies can be annoying as hell. I wonder if they make a skeeter version ...

Aahhhhem

*does now have a weed eater

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When you cock it a small amount of salt drops from the salt reservoir into the barrel, so you're shooting lots of crystals. They completely destroy the wings but its pretty hard to shoot a fly out of the sky. Most 1 shot kills are when the fly is trapped against the window. But usually they twitch a little after the first hit, then you have to finish them off.
As a kid I wasn't even allowed to have a cap gun, so needless to say I'm pretty excited to finally get to use this thing!

*Warning
do NOT try to shoot wasps. They don't even flinch after multiple direct hits. Don't ask

Lol. Ever took a run with an electric flyswatter? Those are solid. Once I lightly touched with my fingertip a good second or two after it was shut off and I felt the zap all the way into my elbow. Serious bidness.

Yeah, I don't go near a wasp without a can of Raid. Those things are nasty, and they get behind you when you're not looking.

Bastards.

RG: OOT is loving this sh*t.
Mrs. RG: What's OOT?
RG: It's where the low content thread is.
Mrs. RG: Did you say something stupid about your "lawn".
RG: Of course.
Mrs. RG: Tell them I inspected your "lawn" and wasn't that impressed.
RG: I'm not going to post that! Well, maybe....
Mrs. RG: Whatever. Have fun honey.

BH: I'm going to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie!

Mrs BH: You're going to teabag me?

BH: Just your throat!

I've officially been retired by Bighurt.

in egypt it's super hot and tons of stale water everywhere (nile canals) so mosquitos are everywhere and so as part of the process of checking into your hotel they'll bring a guy with a big wand and he'll walk around the perimeter of the room wiping it across all the walls and ceilings and every few seconds there will be a big zap because the wand apparently got one - pretty amazing how you can just run it through the curtains and such and it'll only get the skeeters

Keep going...

Please

Nevermind, don't need you to anymore

Lol, you made me actually laugh. Increasingly difficult these days.

Pretty proud of myself that I caught a buzz and didn't turn a thread or two into AIDS.

You're welcome.

Don't need no moderation when I practice moderation.

Otherwise, jfc do you guys get pm's left and right from 27o with slight suggested edits or else?

It's really starting to push me away. He's a creative genius tho tbh.

For reals? Not once.

Sweet suggested edits inya face

Edit: and nope. No PMs received.

About this fly gun: doesn't that leave salt all over the place? That can't be good for the carpet/window sills/whatever, can it?

Now you have to clean up a dead fly and salt. Seems like a solution to a problem which didn't exist; a flyswatter is as effective and has fewer problems afterward.

That being said, the laser-sighted aspect does make it seem fun.

I mean you could try to clean up the salt, but youre never going to find it

There is some invasive weed that's apparently new to the area and growing, and my GF is allergic to it....she is single handedly on a quest to rid the word (or least the several square miles around us) of it. So she goes on walks and then goes into neighbors yards and pulls the offending weeds and puts them in a trash bag.

I feel rather embarrassed for her, and have pointed out the futility of her efforts, which did not go over well, so now I just keep my mouth shut and silently cringe when she comes home with a garbage bag full of weeds. I did jokingly tell her not to get caught jumping the fence into anyone's backyard, and her reaction did not instill confidence in me that what I originally figured was funny because it was clearly absurd enough that it wasn't true, was actually absurd enough not to be true.