He looks out-of-shape enough to get hurt even if that sign wasn't there and he landed properly.

hurdling is it you

I am not an NFL fan so I don't know if this is exciting, but I met Brian Orakpo today. Nice guy.

I met Todd Sanderson today. No pro team affiliation, but just as exciting to meet.

he will probably get 9 years at club fed, and be out in 4 with a ankle bracelet. Similar to Martha. Pretty sure he comes out of it all still a multi-million air. But IDK that for sure.

Well it is like insurance fraud, who loses? No one

They just write it off

I think it has more to do with the fact that
A. I'm drunk
B. Some dumbass name like Violet sounds so fake it just reminds me that the whole thing is an act

I really had no idea who Orakpo was but figured some of you would be excited about it, so I'm kind of disappointed my attempt at a brag failed so miserably.

I've met NFL players who were way more physically intimidating than he is, but he's still a beast.

A couple of months ago you were bigger than Orakpo. Now he is bigger than you. Do you think your chances of kicking his ass in a fight have increased or decreased?

Zero is equal to zero, but the question of under which scenario I'd be more likely to survive is interesting. Do fat people live through comas better than skinny people? If so, my survival chances have probably decreased. On the other hand OOT says that fat people are more likely to die jumping out of windows, and he could definitely throw me out a window or something, so in that scenario I'm better off now.

The fact that the guy's physical presence doesn't scream "NFL player" tells me that he's a baaaaaaaaad mother****er that could kick the ass of twenty of me if I was in the best shape of my life.

He really enjoyed my standard "I don't look as Jewish as you expect from a Hollywood agent, do I?" line. Everybody expects every LA agent to be Ari Gold, his sports agent said that everybody expects him to be Drew Rosenhaus.

LFS
where the hell is my thread

Answered already imo.

pfft you actually expect me to scroll up

Is it weird to be annoyed everytime someone tells a story on the internet and they go "I'll call her Heather"? It would be more anonymous to just make up a name and not tell people you made the name up. To the audience the name used doesn't matter unless you know the storyteller. But if you DID happen to know the storyteller, you'd be more likely to figure out who it really was since you were sure the original name used was made up.

Why are you meeting so many NFLers? Are you gonna bring a team to LA? I think you mentioned that once, though it might have been some other Jewish agent in some TV show.

killa,

Is it just that I never noticed it before, or has LFS become increasingly H17ish recently?

don't be mean

He just no longer feels the need to please you.

When did he ever feel the need to please me?

clair, your performance the last couple of posts had been not up to your usual standards

Don't shoot the messenger baby

Clair, LFS no longer feels the need to please you.

jewish guilt be gone