My skin is itchy and my nose is runny
Oh why oh why does my throat feel funny?
My head is swimming and I feel like a fool
I can't keep anything down and there's blood in my stool

Our heroine's name can be Viola. 'Cause it rhymes with Ebola. Duh.

What, no gold and silver?

Hi oh, hi ho
Ebola i.m.o.
We'll cart you off in a body bag
Hi oh, hi ho.

With big dance set pieces where there's blood coming out of every orifice...

It's Raining Crimson!

I suppose some, now that you mention it, but you can't eat gold and silver nor shoot the ppl coming for your food.

Apparently a mega-hit in Liberia in the last few months - video is NSFW!

WTF, the cover alone is not safe from... eyesight.

Also, Ebola = Utopia

It's happening

Wait...

1) My dad hasn't been feeling well this week.
2) I live in Atlanta.
3) My parents are flying in for a visit today or tomorrow.

Conclusion: My dad has ebola?

Been nice knowing you, please submit a tr at least until your fingers fall off. Thx.

"Experts on the Ebola virus expressed little concern that the virus would spread to other continents. CDC Director Thomas Frieden said an outbreak in the United States was “not in the cards.”"

NOT IN THE CARDS

That's exactly the scientific jargon we all hope to hear from Ephraim Goodweather to let us know he knows exactly what he's doing.

What's f'd up is last week I was thinking how we haven't had a new swine/bird flu/sars/west nile. almost posted about it. damn thats freaky

In the past Ebola has mostly turned up in bum **** areas of central Africa which have basically no connection to the outside world (ie no flights from rural congo to US/Europe/Dubai etc), so I would understand this kind of optimistic statement.

The current outbreak is in west Africa which has much stronger links to the outside world. Plenty of flights from Liberia, Sierra Leone, Nigeria to London, New York, Dubai etc every single day so not sure why the authorities continue with such optimism.

I understand that the likelihood of Ebola spreading overseas is really low but certainly cant just declare its "NOT IN THE CARDS" when a guy just dropped dead in an international airport on his way back to Minnesota. If the guy lived for another 15 hrs Ebola in the US would have very much been in the cards!

Panicking won't do any good.

Why not just stop everyone from coming into or out of USA for a couple years.

The WSOP would take a big hit, that's why.

If The Tower is reversed over the Queen of Pentacles, what the hell is he supposed to say?

Is everyone elses FB exploding with people freaking out about them bringing these people to Emory to treat?

I would be much more worried about the random folks getting on airplanes every day who we have no idea who they are than about bringing 1 guy to a hospital ward specifically designed for this.

CNN.com also freaking out (wrt clickbait headlines esp), but with plausible deniability in the articles.

Yeah this

Ebola crisis: Infected doctor Kent Brantly lands in US
Time to check your preps imo

Hard to fap to that

gg USA#1

Lotta rubber/vinyl suit porn in the future.

Smart to make it two trips, we'll just get Nancy later.