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03-24-2019 , 09:35 PM
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What do I need to post in order to get the most sarcastic and rude responses from the regulars?
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03-24-2019 , 09:51 PM
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**** you.
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03-24-2019 , 10:01 PM
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Rudeness- B-
Creativity- F
Sarcasm-D-


Very unimpressive.
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03-24-2019 , 10:06 PM
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Lock it up.
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03-24-2019 , 10:17 PM
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Try asking a poker question.
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03-24-2019 , 10:18 PM
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Op, mention your mother, sister & wife to get the ball rollin'...
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03-24-2019 , 10:28 PM
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My mother died in 2012, my sister is addicted to prescription drugs, and my wife is my ex-wife and she is undiagnosed insane.
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03-24-2019 , 10:29 PM
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Okay, poker question....

Should I fold the nuts when facing a menacing stare and aggressive table talk from a skinny, nerdy person?
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03-24-2019 , 10:33 PM
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I will diagnose your ex's insanity: She married you.
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03-24-2019 , 10:36 PM
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Try asking a political question.
Like would Bernie win Mr. OOT.
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03-24-2019 , 10:37 PM
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pics of wife, sister and any daughters
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03-24-2019 , 11:03 PM
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If you know anything about Latvians, they are opposed to showing the pictures of loved ones to strangers. I could be burned alive and then fed to pigs if I break this sacred law. Look it up.
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03-24-2019 , 11:29 PM
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That sounds about right in your case.
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03-24-2019 , 11:39 PM
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make celery great again
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03-25-2019 , 08:25 AM
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Quote:
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If you know anything about Latvians, they are opposed to showing the pictures of loved ones to strangers. I could be burned alive and then fed to pigs if I break this sacred law. Look it up.
This is a feature not a bug.
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03-25-2019 , 09:43 AM
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For a brand new poster this guy is killing it, and carrying it all off with a Rigal bearing.
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03-25-2019 , 11:11 AM
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Juicing celery makes it great again. Celery juice is the pro move.
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03-25-2019 , 11:12 AM
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Kioshck,

I will forgive your misspelling of the fine capital of Latvia if you can actually be more clever with your responses.

*Please forgive the error of mine.
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03-25-2019 , 11:22 AM
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For those who chose to eat celery, eat only the lighter colored pieces nearer the center and do not add anything except for a bit of salt. Celery juice is water btw.
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03-25-2019 , 11:28 AM
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When the discussion turns to celery, you know it's a stalker.
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03-25-2019 , 11:29 AM
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One more observation: either I underestimated the intelligence of people here or no one watches movies. But I know they do since there was a thread about it. So, option one it is.
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03-25-2019 , 11:52 AM
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Mods Love when you put Random Caps in your POSTS.
Almost Guaranteed to Get a "SNARKY" E-Mail from the MOD/WORD POLICE.
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03-25-2019 , 12:04 PM
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Please no references to SPRINGS1 and ranch for celery. Thank you.
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03-25-2019 , 12:20 PM
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Make cheese great again.
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03-25-2019 , 04:05 PM
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OP isn't banned yet? OOT has become weak.
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