1. Laser beams
2. 110%xstupid=??? Still, having a HUD would make me feel like the Terminator
3. WTF what kind of person would take the pooping thing
4. 6 hours sleep
5. No on the farting mind bullets.
6. I'm poor but might be rich in the future. On the other hand, even wealthy people eat. This is the closest one, but I'll take the free food.

Because entering my cc number and billing address on a 360 controller would probably make me kill myself.

I know you can't fix it, I just want you to punch that dude in the balls.

I just want to hold on and say... I didn't see anything about a paternity test. We still have no proof killa has had sex.....

Same here, but then nothing gets done with them. I have a stack two inches high about a foot from where I'm sitting. I really am the death of trees in this job. I would say I print out on average 5 to 6k sheets of paper quarterly that are never looked at again. I weep a single tear for the noble trees.

people who hate pooping in public and live in NYC. i would absolutely love this ability. always being able to poop in your homebase would be awesome.

We actually are discouraged from printing e-mail, however we are required to never delete e-mail..

1. Laser beams. I speak pretty softly, and kind of like it so I don't think I would want to be a human PA Announcer
2. I often wonder what the exact temperature and humidity are (well not really) but I would still like the option to not have to wonder.
3. No blackheads or pimples.
4. I would rather only need to sleep 6 hours a day to be rested, because I really only sleep 6 hours a day and feel pretty rested. Plus if I was immune to minor sicknesses, I could never have a sick day again where I'm kind of sick but not too bad and can somewhat enjoy the free day.
5. Mind bullets. Then after I fart, I just send out more mind bullets to confuse people and make them think they did it.
6. If I don't have to provide ingredients I would take the food machine, otherwise ship the money.

If a person didn't get any of the minor sickness, would that totally F that person's ability to fight illness to whereas when a major one came along your immunity system would get crushed?

killa has confided in me that his girlfriend is also his cousin, true story.

Someone once told me WoW was kinda like an incestuous orgy.

Confirmed

p,

In my main guild, a large majority of the players are boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife, so possibly. :P

I've heard cheating on you SO with your guild members is fairly common.

killa and I have not yet consummated our budding relationship.

Laser beams

Smarter please (I'd think your brain would eventually program you to ignore it.

Neither is really an issue, but since my diet is good, I'll go with no zits.

Since I only need 5 hours now, slam dunk for no illness.

No.


Food machine. S&P Index is plenty good enough. I'm sure the food savings for a family of 4 eating sushi and caviar all the time will make up any difference.

Awesome. Four shades of.

That was a softball RayPowers

I guess that explains why it's so difficult to get pills on the black market.

Also:

1. Laser Beams, I'm already way too loud.
2. No implant, I'm plenty smart as it is.
3. No zits, I can already poop whenever I want.
4. Rested on 6 hours, but it's close, neither is an issue.
5. Oh yes, I take this. I'm already pretty flatulent, and being able to **** with people like that would be a lot of fun.
6. Food machine, not close.

Is this like IRL cheating, or like when I cheat on my wife in Fable with whatever sloot (or sloots, had a threesome the other day) will follow me to a bed?

Edit to add: Come to think of it I actually know of WoW inter-guild relationship that ruined a marriage.

Both IRL and emotional cheating is common. Must investigate this Fable...

Oh please, it's not bad. And you only need to do it once.

killa,

I work overnights at MS/Xbox as a Systems Analyst. Easy work. They let me browse 2p2 and do other things.

Is you other line of work still viable? are yous till doing that?

I don't know about a ruined relationship, but I constantly am watching a huge unrequited love story going on on my server. We had a girl in our guild we shall call L who was dating a guy we shall call P1 who was in a raiding guild. Well, another fellow whom we shall call P2 had a big thing for L, and as she got more interested in raiding, so did he, until he became the main tank for the guild and her the main healer. Finally she went to her boyfriends raiding guild, and.. sure enough, he followed her there. she has never given any indication that she is interested, but it certainly hasn't deterred him in any way. Last I talked to him, he was talking about going on this long quest chain in WoW for absolutely zero benefit to him "because L wanted to."

I wish I could hand him one of these:

War Mace of Unrequited Love
Binds when picked up
Main Hand Mace
104 - 303 Damage Speed 2.30
(88.5 damage per second)
+49 Intellect
Durability 105 / 105
Requires Level 80
Increases attack power by 471 in Cat, Bear, Dire Bear, and Moonkin forms only.
Equip: Increases spell power by 408.
Equip: Restores 19 mana per 5 sec.

Yes, uh, sort of. I'm doing something related to that. They let me do it at work, which was the reason I took the job.

Male prostitute?

imo