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06-08-2008 , 08:53 AM
lemme guess OP, you're not a "people person" lolz
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06-08-2008 , 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by AdamSchwartz
Agreed.

I'm sure we weren't the only ones appalled by it. I shouldn't have said what I said and I have no excuse, but a 6 year old girl? Am I the only one in the world who thinks thats a pretty bad decision for a father?
If you really wanted to get the point across you should waved goodbye to the guy's daughter with your peen.
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06-08-2008 , 10:11 AM
I have even less desire to see a new Austin Powers movie than I do the Love Guru. That joke is soooooo over.

LFS,

I've taken to just giving people with ****ty cart habits a look and a headshake to express my disappointment with them as people.

If people drove cars like they did shopping carts, we'd have an instant solution to population control.
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06-08-2008 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by daryn
what's worse is you saw zohan
anti-semite.

OP, I saw Black Hawk Down at a packed theater that included a family with similarly aged kids in front of me. Of course, they've got to learn that WE'RE AT WAR PEOPLE!
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06-08-2008 , 01:58 PM
I have a question for all of the people that think its so terrible that a kid saw a movie with adult jokes. What effect do you think the movie is going to have on the kid? I saw a ton of adult movies at fairly young ages(friends houses/vhs tapes that were lying around/staying up late on weekends watching local television), and other than yelling "COOL" a lot, I can't see what negative things it could have done to me.
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06-08-2008 , 02:29 PM
All the people who say OP is a douche are just to timid and scared to make really super awesome yet really inappropriate comments to complete strangers.
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06-08-2008 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim
Example:

Idiot has purchased their items and is standing in the aisle used to exit the Costco with their entire extended family speaking on a cell phone. Aisle is blocked by cart and extended family. I say "THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU WEREN'T ON A CELL PHONE YOU MIGHT REALIZE THAT YOU ARE BLOCKING THE AISLE." Usually the person on the phone doesn't realize what's happening but one of the other people in their party hears me and pulls the person and the cart to the side.

It's mostly variations on that theme.
WHO'S THE DOUCHE, PART II (or should that be "Part Deuche" ?)

Good story, but I can't help but imagine the guy 3 spots behind you in line at Costco. He goes home, logs onto tips4poker.com, and writes:

I just got back from costco. At the checkout line one guy and his family were blocking the aisle. Some guy in front of me, wearing one of those satin poker jackets emblazoned with a royal flush on the back, pipes up and kinda yells at the first guy.

First guy was definitely in the way, but maybe he was distracted and didn't realize it? Second guy had a legit complaint, but he coul'dve been more polite, as in 'Excuse me sir, I'm trying to get by.'

So who's the douche?

Last edited by chymechowder; 06-08-2008 at 07:36 PM.
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06-08-2008 , 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by snagglepuss
didn't he call you a douchebag to your face to clear up any confusion?
this
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