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12-27-2011 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by GooseHinson
Bump to tell everyone to go vote for Kate in Miss OOT. Currently losing to Allolson Brie.
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12-28-2011 , 01:35 PM
LOOOOOOOOL I haven't checked OOT over the xmas holidays and now I see Upton losing in the MS. OOT competition. There was so much hate and basically reposting of her fat pics it was comical.

Oh well, I almost don't care because Upton already won with this mega thread and mega views. One of the Brie supporters should start a thread on her only and see how many pages they get until they run out of hot pics + discussion.

I said it before and I'll say it again, just wait until Upton slims down for the next SI issue and all of those fat pics will be forgotten. FYI, she's already thinned down substantially since the summer (as shown in recent twitter pics which I would have posted in the MS OOT voting thread if I didn't miss the voting altogether).
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12-28-2011 , 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mephisto
LOOOOOOOOL I haven't checked OOT over the xmas holidays and now I see Upton losing in the MS. OOT competition. There was so much hate and basically reposting of her fat pics it was comical.

Oh well, I almost don't care because Upton already won with this mega thread and mega views. One of the Brie supporters should start a thread on her only and see how many pages they get until they run out of hot pics + discussion.

I said it before and I'll say it again, just wait until Upton slims down for the next SI issue and all of those fat pics will be forgotten. FYI, she's already thinned down substantially since the summer (as shown in recent twitter pics which I would have posted in the MS OOT voting thread if I didn't miss the voting altogether).
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12-28-2011 , 02:44 PM
Why don't you discuss the points that you are taking a double take at because I can back up everything I said in previous comment.
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12-29-2011 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Lol at 25/19 being the least bit creepy
lol having done 40/19 I wholeheartedly agree! GTFO with the "25/19 is creepy" bs - grow up man!!
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12-29-2011 , 01:39 AM
40/19 is ****ing creepy as **** bro.
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12-29-2011 , 01:52 AM
25/19 is fine. 40/19 is not good, and is probably bleeding money with preflop open-limping.
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12-29-2011 , 01:56 AM
Very nice
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12-29-2011 , 02:33 AM
yeah cuz george clooney is ****ing creepy.

Or maybe he is and he just doesnt care cuz hes rich, good looking, and chin deep in hot 19 year old pussy. I dunno.

Im going with the answer is "it depends". If you are getting quality 19 year old strange, chances are you arent creepy. If you are banging white trash meth heads with daddy issues, then yeah youre prolly creepy.
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12-29-2011 , 02:37 AM
I think George Clooney dating (not just banging, but dating. I'm assuming we're talking dating here- although there's a degree of creepy to banging imo) 19 year olds is creepy. Frankly given who he is and the weird fame/power dynamics that likely exist it's even creepier.

I will admit that extreme age difference is a specific bugaboo with me. Mostly because holy **** are kids ****ing stupid.
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12-29-2011 , 02:54 AM
i don't want to even begin to comprehend the mindset that says there's something weird about a man of any age wanting to bang 19 year olds. anyone who thinks that is orders of magnitude creepier and frankly sexually warped.
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12-29-2011 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
Im going with the answer is "it depends". If you are getting quality 19 year old strange, chances are you arent creepy. If you are banging white trash meth heads with daddy issues, then yeah youre prolly creepy.
what if it's 27 year old met heads with daddy issues?
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12-29-2011 , 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by burrito wolf
i don't want to even begin to comprehend the mindset that says there's something weird about a man of any age wanting to bang 19 year olds. anyone who thinks that is orders of magnitude creepier and frankly sexually warped.
Exactly. Of course, I'm 48, so I may have a conflict of interest here.
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12-29-2011 , 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by burrito wolf
i don't want to even begin to comprehend the mindset that says there's something weird about a man of any age wanting to bang 19 year olds. anyone who thinks that is orders of magnitude creepier and frankly sexually warped.
Wanting to and actually doing it are two VERY different things.
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12-29-2011 , 03:19 AM
yeah, I'm going to NOT have sex with a hot 22 year old because, hold on now, OOT nerds think it's creepy.
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12-29-2011 , 03:23 AM
25/19 does fail the divide by 2, plus 7 rule fwiw.

Last edited by Biesterfield; 12-29-2011 at 03:23 AM. Reason: Edit - well maybe not, depending on what you do with the 19.5
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12-29-2011 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by FunkyMunky23
Wanting to and actually doing it are two VERY different things.
i don't understand this statement. are you saying it's difficult to bang 19 year olds if you're an older guy? no huge revelation there. but if you're saying this in a "you can look but don't touch" sort of way, i'll re-iterate that this mindset is completely and absolutely warped. you are emotionally and sexually broken if you think this way. or you're a woman.
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12-29-2011 , 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Biesterfield
25/19 does fail the divide by 2, plus 7 rule fwiw.
I used their DOBs to convert ages to decimals, and a week ago kate was a week too young. My brain is being lazy atm but I would guess she is old enough now?
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12-29-2011 , 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
what if it's 27 year old met heads with daddy issues?
(40/2)+7 = 27

So you are exempt from creepy regardless of circumstances assuming she not mentally handicapped! Just means youve got bad taste in women.


Good point about "dating" tho dids. I mean ****ing a 19 year old is obviously nice just from an aesthetic POV, but actually having to date one would be pretty excruciating. I dunno if id call it creppy tho, more like sad. Cuz if you have enough going on for you that you can pull a normal 19 year old whos smoking hot, you can easily pull a hot girl whos older, so its less excruciating to spend time around, even if shes not as good looking. So basically you are so hung up on pussy that youll put yourself through more drama just to get a better piece of it. I guess everyones utility curve is different tho, so its not really fair to judge.

I guess maybe it just comes down to intent then. If you are dating a 19 year old because you get off on them being so "little girl" then doesnt matter how hot they are or how rich you are, its creepy. If you are manipulating them with your age, wisdom, father figureness, just to get some consistent pussy, its creepy. If you happen to be dating her because you somehow found a 19 year old who is about your level of maturity, while 1 or both of you definitely arent "normal" it doesnt mean your creepy. And at any point if you happen to run across a 19 year old who you find attractive who also just so happens to want to ride your dick, as long as you dont make her call you daddy you can give it a toss guilt free, and reevaluate if she ever wants to do anything with you outside of the bedroom.

so back to the original question of if shes a 27 year old meth head with daddy issues, the answer to whether or not its creepy is "it depends". However you can hide behind the math rule to escape judgement from society, but you still gotta answer to God, cuz he knows your heart!
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12-29-2011 , 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by burrito wolf
i don't understand this statement. are you saying it's difficult to bang 19 year olds if you're an older guy? no huge revelation there. but if you're saying this in a "you can look but don't touch" sort of way, i'll re-iterate that this mindset is completely and absolutely warped. you are emotionally and sexually broken if you think this way. or you're a woman.
You don't have to be broken to think that a relationship where there's an incredible disparity in terms of maturity, experience, etc isn't a good idea. Are you really unwilling to admit that this can be an easily exploited situation? (and as Alobar points out- I suspect that a 40 year old who could maintain a relationship with a 19 year old is pretty ****ing broken themselves).
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12-29-2011 , 03:49 AM
dating does not equal banging. I would never date a 19 year old. Bang, however, is another story.
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12-29-2011 , 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by burrito wolf
. but if you're saying this in a "you can look but don't touch" sort of way, i'll re-iterate that this mindset is completely and absolutely warped. you are emotionally and sexually broken if you think this way. or you're a woman.
I know a girl who when she was 14 looked 21 and is disgustingly hot (seriously, if you saw her you would call me a liar if I said she was underage). In a vacuum I would **** her till her eyes rolled into the back of her head and there wasnt a cavity in her that could hold more of my load.

That said I never actually would do it because shes 14, and having sex with me is going to **** her up in the head. Not because Im some creep, Im an honest, loyal, quality person, but because shes 14 and psychologically she isnt equipped to have a sexual relationship with me and not have it affect her negatively on the other side as she finds her way in the world. I realize the harm it would cause her, and so I wouldnt ever do it. Still doesnt change the fact when I look at her im turned on.

I mean imagine if somehow the was some girl who had some genetic defect, where at the age of 5, she looked exactly like Kate Upton (but not fat). You are a liar (or gay) if you say you arent turned on by her physical person, but you would be a horrible monster to do anything about it, because shes ****ing 5 years old!

so yeah, there is a big difference between "looking" and "touching". I mean its a grey area at some point, if shes 17 is it going to warp her? 19? 20? I dunno, but I do know realizing that doesnt make you emotionally or sexually broken (wtf?).
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12-29-2011 , 03:54 AM
Time to lock the thread, I think. So far this page we've talked about football, dudes, and middle-aged men banging teenagers. Pretty far away from appreciating Kate Upton imo. (Plus now she's "fat" and lost Ms OOT).
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12-29-2011 , 03:57 AM
SHE IS STILL APPRECIATED.

I mean even with the weight gain, if she's stop parading around in unfalttering bikinis and was still posting more clothed, boobass flaunting candibs on twitter- I'd be pretty damn happy.
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12-29-2011 , 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dids
SHE IS STILL APPRECIATED.
Of course she is. Just not by anyone in the last 80 posts.

Last edited by private joker; 12-29-2011 at 03:58 AM. Reason: except Mephisto, admirable in his tireless defense
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