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07-27-2013 , 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Udummy
I cant remember the name on my fake ID. I went and bought one in S.F. because all my friends are a few years older than I am. It looked perfect, but it was the wrong thickness, it didnt bend like a real DL would. I wanted to try it out, so I go to this local bar. The bouncer confiscates immediately, I had to convince him to give it back.

I ended up just buying a real DL from one of my friend's friends who remotely resembled me. I just gave him money to replace it and some extra for the trouble. It worked flawlessly in Vegas even though I was sweating bullets every time. Carlos Danger is pretty sweet fake name.
I got mine in Kenmore Square, it was one of those cards that said "NOT A VALID ID" on the back. Still, I found a package store in Hudson with a semi-blind cashier who ALWAYS worked, and the rest is history.
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07-28-2013 , 12:18 AM
Bat vs. knife came up in a bar prep question today. Knife won. Female bat user though so ldo

Sorry no edit notes but got backward originally
07-28-2013 , 04:03 AM
Fake ID might have been the best $40 I've ever spent. Got it from a guy down the hall in freshman dorms. He made them himself, really good work. Used it in Vegas for a week, no problems.
07-28-2013 , 08:30 AM
Something that has gone the way of the Walkman that I forgot even existed: wallet-size photos.
07-28-2013 , 10:09 AM
When I went to Chinatown with a friend to get my first fake ID in high school, he used James Page smh
07-28-2013 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
When I went to Chinatown with a friend to get my first fake ID in high school, he used James Page smh
I had a fake ID that was made using an actual BMW machine complete with the hologram. Some kids at IU stole an entire machine and everything was perfect. $100 at 19 years old and it never even got a second look.
07-28-2013 , 11:50 AM
Getting another one in college, some guy had a huge license on his wall and you would stand in front of it and he would take a picture.

A couple years later I am checking IDs at Great Woods and some guy hands me his fake ID with the exact same weird, non-descript name that I had on mine. It was sooo weird I just laughed and said "you're not going to believe this, but..."
07-28-2013 , 11:51 AM
Before my first fake ID I would just stand in front of a store and ask most every person walking in if they would buy for me.

Different times.
07-28-2013 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Before my first fake ID I would just stand in front of a store and ask most every person walking in if they would buy for me.

Different times.
When I was like 16 with my ****ty fake in Hudson some kids who were probably my age asked me to buy for them. Proud moment for me!

First trip back to Boston in sobriety is really stirring up some ghosts. Man I miss this place. Had given up on the dream of returning, now I do believe it's back.

Posting from app, hope there's no sig, I don't even see where the option to turn on/off is.
07-28-2013 , 12:09 PM
One of the perks of being in a band was never having to get a fake ID.

They never checked your ID and once they knew you at a club/bar they just let you in.
07-28-2013 , 12:24 PM
I hung out with my sisters (4 years older) crowd, so never had issues.
07-28-2013 , 12:40 PM
previous hurricane threats have been downgraded to zadda, nadda, nearly ziltch. feel free to go on about your lives East coasters - for now.
07-28-2013 , 12:47 PM
we had mafia run underage bars years ago in providence where all you needed was a college ID to get in and get served. if you were over 21 you had to wear a wristband and people thought you were creepy for being there.

my friends and i started going to these places around junior year of high school. there were so many fights lol. just imagine a bunch of teens just starting to drink cramped up in these smallish bars. everyone was trying hard to be alpha and prove their manliness LOL. those days were hilarious
07-28-2013 , 01:28 PM
so i had a few too many soda pops yesterday. and a bit of a party. woke up around 5 am or so w/a very bad headache. go to get some tylenol and I hear something. sounds like snoring. check it out, and sure enough...

I had a stripper sleeping under there. made some coffee and asked her why she was under there. she said I insisted. lol but we had a good time she also said.

was happy to see several chewed open packs of condoms in the wastebasket after I put her in a taxi.
07-28-2013 , 01:30 PM
Under whe...
07-28-2013 , 01:32 PM
oh, my bed.
07-28-2013 , 01:34 PM
Sounds like a keeper
07-28-2013 , 01:47 PM
yeah, got tons of yardwork to do but i too am a little slow moving this morning. been awake for 20 minutes and want to take a nap..

if anyone ever gets the chance to see "wish you were here", the pink floyd tribute band, definitely go. they're really, really good. like, top 5 concert i've ever been to.

killer hangover now though.
07-28-2013 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by YB2009
so i had a few too many soda pops yesterday. and a bit of a party. woke up around 5 am or so w/a very bad headache. go to get some tylenol and I hear something. sounds like snoring. check it out, and sure enough...

I had a stripper sleeping under there. made some coffee and asked her why she was under there. she said I insisted. lol but we had a good time she also said.

was happy to see several chewed open packs of condoms in the wastebasket after I put her in a taxi.
Huh?
07-28-2013 , 01:54 PM
that's how bunk beds work in the ghetto
07-28-2013 , 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
Huh?
He is saying he had sex. With a girl.
07-28-2013 , 02:04 PM
all we know at this point is that he found a hobo and may have tried to eat some condoms
07-28-2013 , 02:04 PM
But how much did he pay for it?
07-28-2013 , 02:13 PM
Just a little bit of his soul
07-28-2013 , 02:17 PM
she barely spoke English. i didn't notice any leg iron marks. but the little french i know got me thru w/out incident.
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