O Josie, Josie, wherefore art thou Josie?

She called me a friend once.

You know "wherefore" means "why," right?

Ha, I do now! Thanks for the education.

The sentiment stands, however. Where the hell is she??!!

I PMed here like a week ago and no response. Probably going to text her persoanl phone at some point(humblebrag), but I'm sure she is fine and just busy/dealing with personal stuff.

I just hope it isn't Lobster Boy related and she isn't locked in his dungeon or something.

He's far too lazy to have got around to building a dungeon. Basement, worst case scenario.

lol Lobster Boy, I had forgotten about him.

Very Josie gave me a lot of credit for my chess prowess!

I’m hammered off lots of Absolut and V8’s but also all yak’ed out on energy drinks and frappachinos. The question is:

[poll]Should I go on trolling spree like I did in this thread at beginning of month?

[ ] Yes

[ X ] No

[/poll]

[x] YES!

Well between my no vote and allenmclovin yea vote it’s a tie vote now or til mar 1 hold yer piece

Leap-day is GTO trolling time, imo.

+1, show us what you got!

3-1 ok.

Lemme tell you a story about growing up on my farm in Montana str8 outta the movie kingpin

We had cows male and female and my younger bro Bradley had just been taught to milk them. He came back one day proud as a peacock having milked “the cow with only one udder”

I was 11 and knew what was up and Conned him into drinking some. He reported it tasted more bitter and had more of a thick gooey consistency than typical milk and I laughed at him and spilled the beans that he was now basically a gay bestialist.

He got really mad at me and tried to punch me but I wrestled him to the ground and gave em a wet willy. Shortly after, he said something like “that cow penis baby juice is making me feel REAL good” so i tried some of what was left and confirmed after a few minutes that it did make me feel really good kinda like being buzzed on the hard apple cider I was allowed to have at Xmas and thanksgiving. Never tried it again but I did catch bradley handjobbing the bull a couple more times

as a perfect circle to earlier discussion in this thread I think perhaps redbull based on the fact of name and logo and fact it contains an active ingredient called “taurine” (TAURus is astrology sign of bull) might contain some cow jizz confirmed by few people telling me this “urban legend”

Lol. Preposterous.

The old cowma sutra rears its ugly head again.

is there a leap year on flat earth?

do you think they have a flesh light type device for bulls to make redbull and everything that has taurine in it with??????

Confirmed and denied

Nah they use Mayan calendar with the stone arch and solstice sunrise position to calibrate so every 1460 years they get a year behind round earth folks on their calendar, ducy?

lololol petervrabel

As the father of a 12 year old I can't even ****ing imagine. **** that dad and hopefully the kids in a better place. RIP

I missed the cutoff for post deletion so my last one will make no sense. Not really concerned since I avg 6.9 post/year