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03-15-2010 , 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Oski
Lol. Not as bold as having F60 ghost write your posts. Pretty weak.

Really creepy too. When you first started law school and thought you actually had a future in it you told everyone here about it. In fact, that's the only thing I've ever known about you.

However, its now obvious that you regret going to law school for reasons unknown to me ... I just know you no longer discuss the law like you used to. I have some ideas why that is, but I really don't care tbh.

Anyhow, good luck with the job search. In this economy firms are falling all over themselves to hire middling talent from lower-tier schools.
I don't discuss the law "like I used to"? Wow, I'm sorry the passion is gone I guess. I'm not a 1L who is excited to make adverse possession jokes, but wtf?

This is some creepy and bizarre ****, even for someone as ****ing ******ed as you. Like I can tell you're trying to get under my skin, but you're doing it (unsurprisingly) terribly.
03-15-2010 , 12:07 PM
Banning Oski because of this thread would be absurd.
03-15-2010 , 12:12 PM
LFS,
Seriously?
This alone should be enough for a ban.
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Originally Posted by Oski
Yeah. I'm always happy to see you pop in. It makes me chuckle how you spent two years losing 150 pounds only to find out you are still an ugly mother-****er.

and I like to hear your opinions on bad OP's since you are the king of them.
03-15-2010 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
LFS,
Seriously?
This alone should be enough for a ban.
Oski's stupidity is our entertainment in this thread. That's LFS's point.
03-15-2010 , 12:14 PM
yeah that was the worst, also he circumvented the profanity filter. but whatever, i don't really care either way.
03-15-2010 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
And this is where you're wrong. Eddie Murphy wasn't a 'very successful' comedian, he was an international superstar. It would be like taking offense to someone who says that girls will sleep with guys in bands, and then countering with 'not unless they're the Beatles!!!11'. Although Lennon did marry Yoko Ono and McCartney married a chick with one leg, so I suppose that's proof that the Beatles couldn't pull solid 10s.
Wins thread.

I guess no one clicked on my Patton Oswalt link, but I synched it up to the following quote "I'm on basic cable I get pussy" Patton Oswalt is much less attractive than Jerry Seinfeld.
03-15-2010 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Williams
Oski's stupidity is our entertainment in this thread. That's LFS's point.
i'm almost certain that is not his point
03-15-2010 , 12:43 PM
Fusilli Jerry was the most successful pasta of his generation. Dated only the finest penne girls.
03-15-2010 , 01:18 PM
Oski's banning wouldn't just be for this thread, but for the fact that it's not like even the 6th time that he's ruined a thread by perpetuating a never ending argument, getting more and more upset to the point of lunacy. We'd be doing him a favor by nuking him.
03-15-2010 , 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
LFS,
Seriously?
This alone should be enough for a ban.
I'm definitely in the pro Dids camp these days, but that post made me LOL pretty good.
03-15-2010 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
Oski's banning wouldn't just be for this thread, but for the fact that it's not like even the 6th time that he's ruined a thread by perpetuating a never ending argument, getting more and more upset to the point of lunacy. We'd be doing him a favor by nuking him.
This entire thread was the argument. Nothing ruined.

I'm sorry you are still ugly. You should look into becoming a comedian. I hear they pull Carol Leifer-quality tail.

Also ruining lame threads with pointless arguments >>>> than Dids ruining a thread with the first post.
03-15-2010 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I don't discuss the law "like I used to"? Wow, I'm sorry the passion is gone I guess. I'm not a 1L who is excited to make adverse possession jokes, but wtf?

This is some creepy and bizarre ****, even for someone as ****ing ******ed as you. Like I can tell you're trying to get under my skin, but you're doing it (unsurprisingly) terribly.
I'm not trying to do anything in regard to you. I don't know anything about you and I don't care to, really.

Good luck with the job search.
03-15-2010 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
And this is where you're wrong. Eddie Murphy wasn't a 'very successful' comedian, he was an international superstar. It would be like taking offense to someone who says that girls will sleep with guys in bands, and then countering with 'not unless they're the Beatles!!!11'. Although Lennon did marry Yoko Ono and McCartney married a chick with one leg, so I suppose that's proof that the Beatles couldn't pull solid 10s.
That's funny. A while back I made a post about how ugly the Beatles' girlfriends (and later wives) were. It was obvious they could pull anyone they wanted to, but that is what they got.

RL Jerry is also an international superstar. Much different than the TV Jerry. I am not sure how I'm wrong about that since I've said that since the beginning.
03-15-2010 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
i'm almost certain that is not his point
Correct!

Insulting people has never been verboten in OOT.

To the profanity filter thing I say: meh. Would be the first time in a loooooong time anybody got punished for that in OOT, let alone banned.

But fortunately for me it's not my call!
03-15-2010 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TomCollins
Why ban him? What fun is OOT if we don't have a ****** to gang up on?
That is the same philosophy for putting together Ohio State's non-conference schedule. However, it has backfired as Ohio State realizes it is the "******" of the BCS.
03-15-2010 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by wet work
ya when you write a tv show about yourself you get to match yourself up with a string of beautiful women. plus, who do you think the available young actress pool is, a slew of beasts? it's ****ing tv, they need some pretty people to balance out with the talented people. nah, let's be 'realistic' and add in a bunch of the dogs w/ a limp or lazy eye he nailed drunk after some show.
Yes, that is right. However, just like in the show, they argued about Superheroes as if they lived in a real world. The point of my original comment is that TV Jerry pulls 10's all the time which seemed out of his league.

Discuss.
03-15-2010 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
Correct!

Insulting people has never been verboten in OOT.

To the profanity filter thing I say: meh. Would be the first time in a loooooong time anybody got punished for that in OOT, let alone banned.

But fortunately for me it's not my call!
Banning would be completely consistent with the one-eyed, herd mentality of OOT.

F60 a member of the bonesmuggler club decided he wanted to take out some agression on me and decided to troll. His other bonesmuggler buddies joined in.

Not one of them has ever spoken to the substance of my original point, which is completely innocuous and has been explained over and over, yet they would rather just call me a ******.

Have at it guys.
03-15-2010 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
she's a 'socialite', obviously connected with wealthy people since birth. someone rich seems more likely to marry this sort than some henry17 GF who everyone laughs at behind her back.

as for carol leifer, she was never traditionally attractive, i saw her on the young comedians special recently. she was about as hot as the girl jerry tried to bang on the 1st episode of the show.
FlyWF, Phildo and F60 disagree. I am of the impression they find her to be a classic beauty.
03-15-2010 , 01:49 PM
oski -

please tell me which of jerry's girlfriends were 10s - name of episode and girlfriend name. go.
03-15-2010 , 01:51 PM
amanda peet? teri hatcher?
03-15-2010 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
oski -

please tell me which of jerry's girlfriends were 10s - name of episode and girlfriend name. go.
I'd have to look it up. I don't know why you'd think I'd have this information handy.

Hardly anyone disagreed so far until someone changed the definition to supermodels, which I don't recall stating at any time.

If it helps the process, Jerry may have had a few supermodel-type women, and most of the rest (of which I am thinking of) were a shade below.

I guess it would help if you weighed in on whether you thought RL Jerry (based on the 3 women in the OP since nobody else has offered anything further) pulled better tail than TV Jerry.

I hope you do, because that is about the long-and-short of MY original statement.
03-15-2010 , 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
amanda peet? teri hatcher?
teri hatcher was very attractive, but it should be noted that jerry never got to actually have sex with her.

amanda peet, sure, though the premise there is that jerry cannot handle her on his own.
03-15-2010 , 01:54 PM
Jerry's hottest hook-up, at least, was Jennifer Campbell from "The Airport".
03-15-2010 , 01:57 PM
tawny kitaen (sp?) was super hot
03-15-2010 , 01:58 PM
your argument has several flaws, though, one of which is that the most conventionally attractive woman is the one that RL jerry wants. i don't think i'm begging the question by assuming that a multi-millionaire who's world-famous can have a supermodel girlfriend/wife if that's what he wanted, so RL jerry must not want that.

also there are more single women than single men in new york

      
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