Me:

ChatGPT:

The June choices were stronger, but I still liked about half of these.

hype!

Well, I’m drivin’ in the flats in a Cadillac car
The girls all say, “You’re a worn out star”
My pockets are loaded and I’m spending every dime
How can you say you love someone else when you know it’s me all the time?

What I wanna know is how the **** did ChatGPT know we play poker?

If you don't know who the AI in the room is ...

lol

I did once include the "poker website where nobody plays poker" description in the prompt one time, and it seized on that and gave a whole set of really painful poker puns, so that went straight to the cutting-room floor.

But I did feed that knowledge directly into the machine at one time.

loltwitter

What a waste!

So.. Elon Musk had talked about doing great things about having a safe space for real information/news....

and now he's a literal Dictator over said information. **** this guy. WTF do all the people do who need Twitter to do their jobs???

poor wrath.
comes in to say hi and a day later you guys lock the thread and make a new one.
sure know how to make a guy feel welcome.
next thing you know somebody scrapes the other end of his car with an aussie snow plow.

we are many, many things around these parts for a cast of characters
but i'm skeptical whether much of it at all should be called sardonic
more like sarcastic with an occasional dusting of droll and cynicism.

Noone uses the word "sardonic." Except for Eugene Levy once in a throwaway line in Waiting for Guffman.

I'm trying to figure out the attack vector reasoning behind the self-sabotaging going on because that is precisely what is happening on there for whatever reason. It's being purposefully and deliberately run into the ground(at this stage anyway). Too much for my smooth brain atm.

who's the real AI now, bitch?

Your sardonicism would know no bounds, but it would need to be funny so *phew* close one.

i could not wait to leave eugene once
why throw guff my way, man?

stress testing for future elections

I had a fun day.

I have a shelby gt500 I took to have serviced yesterday. It only has 15k miles on it. But, the tires are now 10 years old and the dealer rightfully told me they need to be replaced. Being a holiday weekend, they cant get the tires until Wed.

That’s fine, sounds like the perfect excuse to go out and roast a $2k set of tires.

I was so excited, I barely slept last night.

This morning, I head out to an abandoned rail yard not too far from my house for some fun. It has a large asphalt lot that is wide open. I make sure I have my AAA card with me because I fully plan on burning the tires right off the wheels. I’d be really disappointed if I didn’t have to have the car towed to the shop. It’s not often you get the chance to abuse 760hp of pure American muscle v8 excess.

Well, I guess I was having too much fun.

I saw the cop come into the lot. Apparently, the rail yard is technically on tribal land. I didn’t think too much about it. I was sure the cop would see the situation for what it was and tell me to grow up and go home.

That is not what happened. The cop was seriously pissed and even put me in handcuffs for a brief time. 10-15 minutes I’d guess. The whole time lecturing me like I was a 15 year old.

He kept telling me he could take me to jail.

End result, I get a ticket for ‘exhibition of speed’ which is a criminal offense. It’s not a ticket I can just pay. Ignorance is no excuse, I guess.

Already spoke to an attorney, and while it will probably be expensive, it won’t be the end of the world.

So, I’m sitting here this afternoon, trying to think of a better spot to go in the morning.

Those tires are not going to live until Wed.

azbolutely amazing

If you are willing to risk spending a night or two in jail, check Google to try to find that cop's home address. The street directly in front of his house likely needs some rubber placed on it during whatever hours he probably sleeps. Hell, you're already gonna pay a lawyer.

If the cop lives on tribal land, scheme Plan B.

In any event, have a good time!

Won't you please tell the man, I didn't kill anyone
No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

looks to me like an illegal simile

That's bullshit. Seriously.