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Yeah, the reason i mention her age was because of the mid life crisis line. The hair cut off for her health I don't get. She originally did it because she was bored.

I can get plenty more if you guys like. All are more or less the same thing though.

So now we have to "like" your posts if we want you to post more of them?

If you ask us to give it a "thumbs up" I'll hunt you down and punch you in the dick.

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08-13-2013 , 09:08 PM

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Kedu

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...es-your-thesis

An impressive collection of humblebrags.

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08-13-2013 , 09:25 PM

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JEP714

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

So now we have to "like" your posts if we want you to post more of them?

If you ask us to give it a "thumbs up" I'll hunt you down and punch you in the dick.

I haven't read the topic so I didn't know if those were the kinds of posts you were looking for here. So calm your tits big boy.

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08-13-2013 , 10:10 PM

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I_AM_EVIL

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Originally Posted by JEP714

I haven't read the topic so I didn't know if those were the kinds of posts you were looking for here. So calm your tits big boy.

You should go to the mall tomorrow and buy a sense of humor.

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08-13-2013 , 10:28 PM

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JEP714

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

You should go to the mall tomorrow and buy a sense of humor.

I'm already at Walmart buying some cold water for that burn.

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08-13-2013 , 10:42 PM

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It's Brandt

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Originally Posted by Kedu

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...es-your-thesis

An impressive collection of humblebrags.

Jesus, that is painful.

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08-13-2013 , 11:34 PM

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Coach McGuirk

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Jesus, that is painful.

My wife has a hot younger cousin that is an academic. She just posted that buzzfeed article. Bummer, man.

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08-13-2013 , 11:57 PM

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FlyWf

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Originally Posted by Coach McGuirk

My wife has a hot younger cousin that is an academic. She just posted that buzzfeed article. Bummer, man.

Posting those micro-targeted Buzzfeed listicles is, at this point, threadworthy behavior I think. Jesus those articles tilt me.

121 ways you know you're from Iowa
37. When it was summer, you liked to eat ice cream

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08-13-2013 , 11:59 PM

#18234

moo buckets

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lol but you forgot the gif

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08-14-2013 , 12:43 AM

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grando1.0

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fatkidwipingicecreamonface.gif

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08-14-2013 , 01:00 AM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

Just a few good ones from this article. I pray these are real.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-3...nion-was-real/

Wow, I'm crying from laughter reading that site.

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08-14-2013 , 01:24 AM

#18237

Joss

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Wow, some of those Onion ones are great.

"It's a joke newspaper"

"Well that's just your opinion."

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08-14-2013 , 02:46 AM

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losing all2

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The onion, liberal rag, but still, I can't believe this story.

Swift and Joe McCarthy is awesome. Why can't this be real?

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08-14-2013 , 02:51 AM

#18239

losing all2

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Hashtags have made it to tattoos. Thankfully I don't know the guy who posted it.

#unemployed

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08-14-2013 , 03:24 AM

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JayTeeMe

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Hashtags have made it to tattoos. Thankfully I don't know the guy who posted it.

Am i looking at an arm? or a leg? or one of those 20 gallon cardboard icecream buckets with a table cloth on it?

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08-14-2013 , 04:31 AM

#18241

ChipsAhoya

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Originally Posted by Joss

"It's a joke newspaper"

"Well that's just your opinion."

I just couldn't get over this one and the comments on the article w/ Paul Ryan about how the guy will go find '4 or 5 people who say some other newspaper isn't real' when it says 'something nice about the other guy'.

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08-14-2013 , 05:29 AM

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sublime

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Originally Posted by ChipsAhoya

wait this **** is real?

edit: i read the site, lol. yea very possible i know people at least very close to being as stupid as that site portrays.

Last edited by sublime; 08-14-2013 at 05:36 AM.

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08-14-2013 , 06:21 AM

#18243

LostOstrich

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this one absolutely killed me

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08-14-2013 , 01:12 PM

#18244

suzzer99

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WOW! Talk about the Law of Attraction! I say, I need a new dress & somebody brought me a LOVELY one! Then, I say I'm doing a SUPER deep clean & need a vacuum- AND, POOF! I'm gifted a NEW HOOVER, in perfect condition, with all the attachments & not a scratch on it- Wow! I am a white tornado!

Stupid Syrian civilians getting massacred, North Koreans thrown into concentration camps, and all that. Don't they know about the Law of Attraction?

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08-14-2013 , 01:42 PM

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Clare Quilty

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Stupid Syrian civilians getting massacred, North Koreans thrown into concentration camps, and all that. Don't they know about the Law of Attraction?

Yeah, of all the #lifephilosophies out there, The Secret or whatever has to be the most garishly and odiously self-centered

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08-14-2013 , 02:59 PM

#18246

El Diablo

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JEP,

More from annoying, emo, maybe kinda hot hipsterish chick, please!

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08-14-2013 , 03:02 PM

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gregorio

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Originally Posted by Clare Quilty

Yeah, of all the #lifephilosophies out there, The Secret or whatever has to be the most garishly and odiously self-centered

I was just wishing for someone to make this post!

My all time fav secret dumbass was Shannon Elizabeth explaining how it was helping her poker game a lot by getting her the cards she needed.

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08-14-2013 , 03:54 PM

#18248

Rusemandingo

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So The Secret is just begging for things until someone buys them for you?

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08-14-2013 , 05:10 PM

#18249

ObezyankaNol

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Tamika watching Fear with Brittany

we be getting moist for Marky Mark. (Mark Wahlberg)

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08-14-2013 , 05:18 PM

#18250

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

So The Secret is just begging for things until someone buys them for you?

Pretty much. You just write down that you want magnificent things and the world brings them to you. Someone really should tell Haiti about this technology.

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