"The Ladies of Hillroy
When I was 11 or 12 I had a Hillroy scribbler filled with pictures of women I collected mainly from my mother's fitness magazines. Frequently I would sneak her fitness magazines into my bedroom, find the pages with the most attractive women wearing the least amount of clothing, like bikinis, then surgically seperate those pages from the magazines with a razor blade in such a way that my mother would probably never figure it out. Next I would cut the pictures from the separated pages and meticiuosly paste them into a scribbler with a glue stick. I was very good at it.
After a while I grew concerned at the growing collection of half-naked women I amassed in my scribbler. I didn't want anyone to know I was scrap-booking pictures of half-naked women to gawk at before bedtime. It was a secret that could brand me a devient and ruin my life, I thought. How could this be normal behavior for a 12 year old boy?
One Sunday I decided to end my scrapbooking habit. I went down the hill behind the house with my scribber of women and buried it in the marsh. It was a secret I didn't trust to a trash can."
"Lol they really just made me take of my sunglasses in the bank yet the teller looked like a f'n terrorist...really what is wrong with this picture??? R u even legal b*tch???"
"Lol they really just made me take of my sunglasses in the bank yet the teller looked like a f'n terrorist...really what is wrong with this picture??? R u even legal b*tch???"
"I might seem calm, but I've already killed you at least 3 times in my head"
"It might not be today or tomorrow, but it will be soon, I promise"
+ other tweets that don't translate well but you get the point.
Last week her best friend was stabbed 65 times. A few hours later mutual friends blamed her for her death and sure enough she was arrested while attending the funeral 2 days later.
She stabbed her best friend for uploading naked pics of her online. Do chicks often send each other nudes? This story is insane.
"The Ladies of Hillroy
When I was 11 or 12 I had a Hillroy scribbler filled with pictures of women I collected mainly from my mother's fitness magazines. Frequently I would sneak her fitness magazines into my bedroom, find the pages with the most attractive women wearing the least amount of clothing, like bikinis, then surgically seperate those pages from the magazines with a razor blade in such a way that my mother would probably never figure it out. Next I would cut the pictures from the separated pages and meticiuosly paste them into a scribbler with a glue stick. I was very good at it.
After a while I grew concerned at the growing collection of half-naked women I amassed in my scribbler. I didn't want anyone to know I was scrap-booking pictures of half-naked women to gawk at before bedtime. It was a secret that could brand me a devient and ruin my life, I thought. How could this be normal behavior for a 12 year old boy?
One Sunday I decided to end my scrapbooking habit. I went down the hill behind the house with my scribber of women and buried it in the marsh. It was a secret I didn't trust to a trash can."
i actually like this one. although i have never heard of a hillroy scribbler before.
"To an amazing fwend on her birfday..Gods blessings 2u on a birfday that only cumz 1c a lifetym...(crown birfday)..stay da sweet loving person u r,(without da moods)..lol..hope we never loose that connection that only da 2of us understand..hope u have a super day,week,weekend n that God grant u a prosperous life...mwah.luv u".
I had a friend of mine just announce the breakup of her 13 year marriage on Facebook because her husband "found another love". Eventually, the husband commented on her status, accusing her of stealing money and sleeping with their neighbor. Just when I thought it was going to get even better, the woman deleted her FB account. So annoying.