I don't do status updates. They're stupid.

My nephew says the same thing about basketball. Hes just butthurt that he really sucks at it tho.

From a formerly sexy girl who is now a tubby mommy:

That is a terrible status.

I doubt that. You have to have 5 since you created your Facebook.

I a never done any. Put a few pictures up, so maybe those count.

This showed up on my feed today

I don't have a problem with this. Tbh I would be critical of the anal orifice that is hating on an old dude that is patriotic on the 4th

Well, to be clear, no one was hating and I have no problem. I think it is pretty hilarious, myself. OK, so maybe it didn't fit the thread title, but I felt led to post it here.

I Facebook

more ?

O,

Yum.

All,

Here's a good series of posts from an otherwise normal, smart, fun, attractive, successful 30yo lawyer. She's a casual friend I don't hang out with regularly, so I don't know details, but obv dating/relationship issues...

June 11
I re-live the lessons of 7th grade way too often (albeit in slightly different contexts).

June 12
Well, that didn't go quite as planned. Where's the reset button for today?

June 14
Although I'm still confused about SO many things, I'm lucky to have friends who are willing to leave work early to play with me!

June 14
Damn, I have good friends. Really really didn't need that tonight.

June 20
Hmmm...okay, feeling good about this one. . (note: this status has nothing to do about the game tonight. THAT did not generate a good feeling.)

June 25
Whatever. So there's this thing called karma. Good luck with that, eh?

June 27
My life is once again as it probably should be (well, closer anyway). Whew. And it only took 24 hours...to flip both directions....

June 30
As it should be, but still not easy or necessarily happy. Life.

Yesterday
Well, Facebook, that was a surprise. But I guess that means 9 years is long enough to move on completely. Thank you for the little test!

Women on Facebook theory confirmed.

Yeah this girl I know is pretty similar. She's pretty cool irl but she broke up with her bf a few weeks ago and you can tell she cannot let it go. This subtweeting is one one the most annoying things ever. A few:

"I'm actually worried for you sometimes #growup"

"I can't wait to spend tomorrow with the best people in the world.. My friends. ����"

"Your miserable and I'm not.. #sorrynotsorry"

"I can't wait to make a difference in someone's life."

"This kid has a severe staring problem... ��"

And if she's not subtweeting her ex or saying how great her friends are, she's talking about how often she goes to the gym:

"Although I might fall asleep standing up its time for the gym! #motivated #bestpartofmyday #obsessed"

"Can not wait to get out of work and go to the gym and release some of this anger and stress #blahhhhh"


All within the last two days.

What's a subtweet? Is there another level of twitter I don't know about?

El D,

Most 30 year old women lawyers I know are absolutely terrible at relationships.

This is certainly tilted to me.

I think that's awesome.

Fresh out the gym ‎#getbig ‎#planetfitness ‎#teamnodaysoff ‎#gainz ‎#fitness ‎#muscle

massive beat

facebook sucks... spam..ads...annoying people you dont really care about.. do yourself a favor and deactivate

I was considering posting something really vague on my birthday then deactivating my account.

vaguebooking - that's a paddlin'