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03-18-2013 , 06:03 PM

#14626

wackybrak

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,485

pretty socially awkward guy with gf/couple of kids. so awkward

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03-18-2013 , 06:09 PM

#14627

Paul Openfold

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,302

omg not allergies

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03-18-2013 , 06:22 PM

#14628

punkass

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 12,546

Your saying the guy who posted 3x in 3 minutes offering sex is a married guy with kids?
Yea, awkward.

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03-18-2013 , 06:52 PM

#14629

losing all2

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,168

Nah, he just wants to save her soul by ****ing those deadly allergies out of her. It's one of the more serious sciences.

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03-18-2013 , 07:08 PM

#14630

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

I like how people just equate being a little sad and unable to go to sleep that night as "depression and insomnia". JFC DIE DIE DIE.

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03-18-2013 , 07:14 PM

#14631

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

I like how people just equate being a little sad and unable to go to sleep that night as "depression and insomnia". JFC DIE DIE DIE.

this 100%

depression doesn't just "strike you for days"

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03-18-2013 , 07:33 PM

#14632

Das Boot

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 20,196

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Originally Posted by Anarchist

this 100%

depression doesn't just "strike you for days"

that is, unless the UNIVERSE IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU

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03-18-2013 , 07:37 PM

#14633

LostOstrich

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

someone ask what she's filming, after all that's the entire purpose of her post

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03-18-2013 , 07:38 PM

#14634

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,724

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

this 100%

depression doesn't just "strike you for days"

Just gotta load up on vitamin C and use some zinc spray at the first sign of sadness. Cures that depression in days of instead of weeks!

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03-18-2013 , 09:14 PM

#14635

brrrrr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,371

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostOstrich

someone ask what she's filming, after all that's the entire purpose of her post

ironically, porn

Last edited by brrrrr; 03-18-2013 at 09:15 PM. Reason: costarring Path

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03-18-2013 , 10:23 PM

#14636

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

Quote:

Originally Posted by brrrrr

ironically, porn

Maybe it doesn't involve sex, though. Maybe she just has to hug a horse or something.

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03-18-2013 , 10:51 PM

#14637

tyler_cracker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

hug a horse with her vagina, maybe.

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03-18-2013 , 11:02 PM

#14638

Rei Ayanami

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,685

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

Just gotta load up on vitamin C and use some zinc spray at the first sign of sadness. Cures that depression in days of instead of weeks!

Just gotta SNAP OUT OF IT!

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03-18-2013 , 11:40 PM

#14639

Deanglow

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,314

'I aspire to learn many different trades to better myself as a whole. Most importantly I appreciate my teachers and the ones I've learned 4rm"

This is just so tilting. You were doin so well then you end it with "4rm"

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03-18-2013 , 11:42 PM

#14640

Deanglow

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,314

Same guy

"YOU decide to be friends & stop talking to me & envy the next one cuz someone else has all the things U did + more. #jealousy #haters #2bad. When you have something good and you question intentions that are genuinely good you lose out on appreciating it and push it away. There really are nice guys out there. #livingproof"

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03-18-2013 , 11:52 PM

#14641

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,415

Apparently this thing has been shared 282 times, including a guy I know. I'm not sure he was expecting the response he got.

I didn't even know mountain lion hunting was legal. Also - obvious BS perspective trick.

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03-19-2013 , 12:49 AM

#14642

They Took My Jerb

banned

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 128

Damn that lion is big. Makes me wanna go hunting.

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03-19-2013 , 12:55 AM

#14643

Clare Quilty

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,710

PATH less traveled story is maybe my favorite thing ever

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03-19-2013 , 01:15 AM

#14644

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,724

Hunting a mountain lion has to be unreal hard. Those things don't let you see them unless they are about to kill you.

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03-19-2013 , 01:23 AM

#14645

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,536

I've seen several mountain lions

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03-19-2013 , 01:58 AM

#14646

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

but did they kill you

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03-19-2013 , 02:35 AM

#14647

nutsfl0pper

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,298

They were about to, but took the road less traveled.

Spoiler:

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03-19-2013 , 09:01 AM

#14648

moo buckets

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,477

KVL's relative has to be my favorite out of everyone. New top 5 power ranking:

KVL's relative
Also I hate Arabs
Trait Girl
Food Porn Failure
Guy who feeds homeless people just out of the kindness of his heart, everyone!

who am I forgetting?

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03-19-2013 , 09:36 AM

#14649

Your Boss

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,821

I might have a legitimate top 10 contender itt. It combines a couple of peoples favorite topics; Crossfit and complaining mothers.

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One day when my unborn son is a killer Crossfit athlete, I'm going to remind him during the middle of a tough WOD just how hard it was to push through the pain with him zapping all my energy and oxygen. He better thank me!!!!