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01-10-2013 , 08:37 PM

#12326

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,991

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Originally Posted by oNste

http://okcgoldmine.tumblr.com

This isn't Facebook, but for the love of God, please ****ing look at this. I cannot handle any of these people.

F U for introducing that addictive site into my life.

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01-10-2013 , 08:38 PM

#12327

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

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01-10-2013 , 08:42 PM

#12328

grando1.0

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 17,111

thechamp11 really rustling my jimmies lol

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01-10-2013 , 09:59 PM

#12329

ObezyankaNol

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,115

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepper50000

Some of those comments on the LOTR cracked article are uber lol. Makes me sad for humanity really.

I'm surprised there is no mention of the homoerotic undertones in LOTR.

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01-10-2013 , 11:56 PM

#12330

JB91

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3,105

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

I'd be pretty happy if I had a God that was willing to send me bears to enforce my justice.

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01-11-2013 , 01:01 AM

#12331

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

Men: Have to deal with women's bull ****.

Easiest trump card ever

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01-11-2013 , 02:28 AM

#12332

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

All,

I can't stand the "that moment when you" and similar devices to start posts.

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01-11-2013 , 02:47 AM

#12333

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

That moment,

When you agree with El Diablo.

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01-11-2013 , 04:03 AM

#12334

Dazarath

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,659

Quote:

Originally Posted by timotheeeee

Lost in all this is that whole-eye transplants aren't an actual thing.

Not to mention that if they were, there'd probably be better ways of getting a new pair for your GF than gouging out your own.

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01-11-2013 , 04:25 AM

#12335

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,430

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazarath

Not to mention that if they were, there'd probably be better ways of getting a new pair for your GF than gouging out your own.

But then you can't inspire posts that say, "like dis if u cry every time."

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01-11-2013 , 04:50 AM

#12336

S.K

Toffees >> Jellybeans

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 9,201

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Originally Posted by Dazarath

Not to mention that if they were, there'd probably be better ways of getting a new pair for your GF than gouging out your own.

Straight edge tho

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01-11-2013 , 05:10 PM

#12337

professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

saw some attention whore post this

i can just imagine some people changing profile pictures and just sitting at the computer waiting for people to like it

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01-11-2013 , 05:12 PM

#12338

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

My friend's fiance changes her picture at least 3 times a day. She'll switch to a new picture, then go back to one of her old pictures that she just had as her profile picture and repeat.

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01-11-2013 , 08:11 PM

#12339

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

I've never changed my pic. Also have had same 2+2 avatar forever. Too lazy to change imo.

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01-11-2013 , 09:14 PM

#12340

mutigers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 37,175

Just got an email from the White House responding to the secession petition that I signed in November. It was a bunch of crap including some garbage about how the Civil War cost 600,000 lives and decided the issue for all time. Bang up logic there, Mr. President.

lol

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01-11-2013 , 10:19 PM

#12341

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

It's an instant defriending for anyone admitting they signed something like that.

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01-11-2013 , 10:24 PM

#12342

tyler_cracker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

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Originally Posted by rjoefish

It's an instant defriending for anyone admitting they signed something like that.

i see, so you're teaching them a lesson about seceding by... seceding?

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01-11-2013 , 10:28 PM

#12343

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

I doubt I'd be able to teach them anything.

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01-11-2013 , 10:32 PM

#12344

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

I wouldn't doubt it...

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01-12-2013 , 12:03 AM

#12345

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

the comment made me laugh pretty hard

sorry it's so small, resizing fail

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01-12-2013 , 12:16 AM

#12346

horse_winner

centurion

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 190

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

Any guesses?

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01-12-2013 , 12:25 AM

#12347

Spottswoode

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,960

grilled vagina?

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01-12-2013 , 12:25 AM

#12348

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

Baked potato?

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01-12-2013 , 12:26 AM

#12349

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

the comment made me laugh pretty hard

sorry it's so small, resizing fail

Does "moving on with our lives together as a family" mean getting divorced?

If so, that's the stupidest way I've ever seen it expressed.

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01-12-2013 , 12:30 AM

#12350

huet38

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 862

I think theres a slice of pineapple in there

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