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06-08-2011 , 06:43 PM

#1201

Paramecium

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This stats hijack is more aidsy than the breastfeeding hijack. More idiots who don't understand the need for science please!

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06-08-2011 , 07:15 PM

#1202

TheCroShow

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Originally Posted by jjshabado

Take the sentence from the Facebook post:

This seems to be implying that there's some group of people arguing that kids shouldn't drink from a garden hose now. Are there? Did I miss some sort of garden-hose-watergate scandal?

Often I find the arguments from both sides boil down to stupid ass statements like this which are just made to feel superior but don't actually have any point.

I think ppl post those d-bag "when I was a kid..." because they are parents now. they see other parents buying their children cell phones so they can call them when they should come home. nowadays you can't eat freakin peanut butter because of allergies. I respect that and all, but that was a staple lunch growing up.

I think these "garden hose water drinkers" are posting this **** to say "calm down with the over-protection of your children, I made it!" I think it's flat out douchey

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06-08-2011 , 07:26 PM

#1203

ToTheInternet

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Originally Posted by Paramecium

This stats hijack is more aidsy than the breastfeeding hijack. More idiots who don't understand the need for science please!

Cliffs on opposing viewpoints?

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06-08-2011 , 09:32 PM

#1204

CBorders

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Hot late-20s something girl who will be on an upcoming series on cmt:

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I just worked out and sat in the sauna...

oh did you? i just took out the trash and looked in my refrigerator.

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06-08-2011 , 09:42 PM

#1205

Xkf

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Originally Posted by CBorders

Hot late-20s something girl who will be on an upcoming series on cmt:

thinly veiled brag

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06-08-2011 , 10:11 PM

#1206

prohornblower

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You're mad that a hot girl just announced that she got all hot and sweaty?

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06-08-2011 , 10:26 PM

#1207

Lagtastic

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,794

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Originally Posted by It's Brandt

BOOM ROASTED

I hope this becomes the next thing, I lol'ed well

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06-08-2011 , 10:33 PM

#1208

dkgojackets

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,120

what could possibly be going thru your mind when you make a post about a hot girl whos on tv and decide not to include a picture

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06-08-2011 , 10:47 PM

#1209

Sir S A Lot

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,827

thoughts on posts that range from "getting drunk later" "drunk" "hungover" or any dumb post related to alcohol?
we get it, you drank, pretty sure everybody did too but no need to post

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06-08-2011 , 11:02 PM

#1210

prohornblower

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My thoughts are that they are 25 or younger.

Just give him the John C. Reilly response: "I remember my first beer."

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06-08-2011 , 11:43 PM

#1211

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

My thoughts are that they are 25 or younger.

Just give him the John C. Reilly response: "I remember my first beer."

this this, and this.

still can't stand it and alot of my close friends do it

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06-09-2011 , 10:26 AM

#1212

ISmellToast

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06-09-2011 , 10:40 AM

#1213

ToTheInternet

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

My thoughts are that they are 25 or younger.

Just give him the John C. Reilly response: "I remember my first beer."

There's no witty one-liner for those who repeatedly say they are about to "get leaned."

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06-09-2011 , 11:32 AM

#1214

tyler_cracker

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in the vein of literallyunbelievable, i give you:
http://www.notracistbut.com/

something about exciting implications?

bruuuuuuuuuuce!

edit: one more, because i really like the subtlety:

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06-09-2011 , 02:36 PM

#1215

dkgojackets

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girl in last one looks like she could be hot, at least for a 70x70 picture

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06-09-2011 , 03:00 PM

#1216

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by Bagonirix

Note: people that display their middle names are ******s.

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06-09-2011 , 03:31 PM

#1217

CBorders

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

what could possibly be going thru your mind when you make a post about a hot girl whos on tv and decide not to include a picture

You'll see her eventually, just watch "Texas Women" on CMT. Not sure why she is on there because as far as I know she doesn't live in Texas but woteva

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06-09-2011 , 03:32 PM

#1218

CBorders

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BTW with all the discussion of unacceptable status updates, how about posting some things that you consider acceptable?

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06-09-2011 , 03:42 PM

#1219

Dids

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http://www.someecards.com/2011/03/25...ng-on-facebook

Don't think this has been posted yet, some old stuff here, some good.

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06-09-2011 , 04:09 PM

#1220

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by ISmellToast

These guys' names alone are really tilting me. Though I'm probably just a cranky old man who thinks in my day young WASPs were named Matt, Mike, and John. lolbabynametrends

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06-09-2011 , 04:10 PM

#1221

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by CBorders

BTW with all the discussion of unacceptable status updates, how about posting some things that you consider acceptable?

"Popped up out of bed, turned my swag on."

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06-09-2011 , 04:13 PM

#1222

DrVanNostrin

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meh some of my friends misspelled their names on fb, I guess it's so employers won't find the stuff they post. maybe that's braydon's deal.

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06-09-2011 , 04:28 PM

#1223

Paramecium

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Originally Posted by Dids

http://www.someecards.com/2011/03/25...ng-on-facebook

Don't think this has been posted yet, some old stuff here, some good.

Those are amazing. My personal favorite:

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06-09-2011 , 04:32 PM

#1224

dkgojackets

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lolllllllllll

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06-09-2011 , 04:35 PM

#1225

shaft88

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

These guys' names alone are really tilting me. Though I'm probably just a cranky old man who thinks in my day young WASPs were named Matt, Mike, and John. lolbabynametrends

George Carlin - Goofy Boy Names (HQ)

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