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04-29-2011 , 12:59 PM

#676

The Don

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One of the biggest pussies on the planet... (this is a 28 year old male)

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don't ever fall in love.

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gahh wish i was cuddling right now... longest day ever.

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screwed up again...i think the taly is up to like 17 now

hmmm... I wonder why? Apparently this guy is straight, I know a chick who has banged him.

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04-29-2011 , 01:56 PM

#677

Tyler Durden

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you mean like with a strap on?

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04-29-2011 , 02:13 PM

#678

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Girl who is not attractive is always posting about how she gets hit on a lot. I guess guys in her town must be desperate.

Most guys will **** almost any woman who is DTF. She's probably just an easy lay.

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Originally Posted by TheCroShow

Royal Wedding!!

ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!

The Royal Wedding obsession is obviously weird but now that I think about it, a lot of chicks of our generation grew up wanting to marry Prince William. So they'll probably watch it and live vicariously while jilling off and eating a tub of ice cream.

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04-29-2011 , 03:31 PM

#679

silviodante1

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Not sure if this counts but some guy that deals cards at a charity room I go to is on my FB page and was recently hired as an extra to some odd straight to dvd movie, when the movie was released he changed his location to Los Angeles yet he still lives in Michigan.

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05-02-2011 , 12:28 AM

#680

z32fanatic

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05-02-2011 , 12:36 AM

#681

Max Raker

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Lolz... judging by what I have already read on FB, there is going to be alot of material for this thread.

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05-02-2011 , 12:39 AM

#682

Dudd

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Yeah, this is the perfect storm for really dumb facebook posting

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05-02-2011 , 12:44 AM

#683

prohornblower

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There will be so much idiocy coming from both sides in the coming days that, for the betterment of this thread, we should ignore it.

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05-02-2011 , 01:04 AM

#684

Boris

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There will be so much idiocy coming from both sides in the coming days that, for the betterment of this thread, we should ignore it.

Absolutely not. When are you going to stop posting ******ed?

These are all from the some dork I barely knew back in high school. I am too nice when it comes to accepting friend requests.

"Hey Osama.......this one's for YOU!!!! Another One Bites the Dust"

"Just lit off a few fireworks in the front yard...celebrating Bin Laden's day of death....and I wanted to share with those that don't have any of their own!!!! Yayyyyy!!!!!"

".....oh wait Osama.....we GOTCHA!!! BiTch!!! Muahahahahahaa!!!! One Way or Another"

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05-02-2011 , 01:56 AM

#685

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by z32fanatic

Lol this sounds like my aunts and uncles. Wtf at young chicks already this crusty?

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05-02-2011 , 02:35 AM

#686

z32fanatic

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Lol this sounds like my aunts and uncles. Wtf at young chicks already this crusty?

Yeah who knows. She's ~25 and married with a kid, definitely the most tilting updates I get. I assume her hero is Laura Bush.

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05-02-2011 , 03:07 AM

#687

Jzo19

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AMERICANS ARE IDIOTS DONT YALL THINK SEM ARABS ND ALQAIDA AINT WATCHN DEZE IDIOTS CELEBRATE OUTSIDE THE WHITW HOUSE? **** HOPE USA READY FOR WAT DEZE TALIBANS GOT PLANNED FUKN IDIOTS ITS ALL NEW WORLD ORDER PPL OPEN UR EYES ******S

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05-02-2011 , 10:18 AM

#688

brokestballeruknow

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05-02-2011 , 11:11 AM

#689

giftedmadness

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Originally Posted by Xkf

this girl is short, fat, dumb, and posts nonstop about how much she parties. she even added "snooki" to her middle name on facebook.

pics?

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05-02-2011 , 12:41 PM

#690

tyler_cracker

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brokestballer,

did she write it out like that with the boldface or is that the result of a search you're doing?

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05-02-2011 , 01:08 PM

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Jzo19

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brokestballer,

did she write it out like that with the boldface or is that the result of a search you're doing?

he searched for "who is osama" on openbook.

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05-02-2011 , 02:30 PM

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giftedmadness

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05-02-2011 , 02:36 PM

#693

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by Jzo19

he searched for "who is osama" on openbook.

thanks. i assume openbook can't be blamed for the, inexplicable comma in her post?

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05-02-2011 , 02:43 PM

#694

Mt.FishNoob

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Originally Posted by giftedmadness

plz find a picture of said child and state what an infeasibly ugly dog he has

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05-02-2011 , 03:18 PM

#695

TheCroShow

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plz find a picture of said child and state what an infeasibly ugly dog he has

Toni=female
Tony=male
IMO

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05-02-2011 , 05:51 PM

#696

Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

thanks. i assume openbook can't be blamed for the, inexplicable comma in her post?

Kids these days don't know how to use proper punctuation. They just throw them in randomly and hope for the best.

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05-02-2011 , 06:21 PM

#697

Gizmo

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not exactly facebook and stuff, but there ya go.

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05-02-2011 , 06:45 PM

#698

Dids

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Originally Posted by TheCroShow

Toni=female
Tony=male
IMO

And Toné?

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05-02-2011 , 07:32 PM

#699

TheCroShow

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Originally Posted by Dids

And Toné?

Obv a french dude, I'm not sure they count as actual people! :O

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05-02-2011 , 07:46 PM

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tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by TheCroShow

Toni=female
Tony=male
IMO

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Originally Posted by Dids

And Toné?

you've done it again, dids. and it feels good.

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