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03-19-2012 , 01:14 PM

#6351

DTD

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Whose Facebook status update was that? Buzz Killington?

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03-19-2012 , 01:17 PM

#6352

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by DTD

Whose Facebook status update was that? Benito Mussolini?

pyp

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03-20-2012 , 12:39 AM

#6353

Cleary89

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

Guys, whats my play? My birthday today, had 55 people say happy birthday.
Do i -
1) like all the posts?
2) post a generic "thanks buddy" on all posts
3) make a personalised reply to them all (havent spoken to some of them in like 5 years)
4) nothing

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03-20-2012 , 12:46 AM

#6354

SirGaribaldi

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,941

"thanks for the birthday wishes " as status obv

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03-20-2012 , 12:55 AM

#6355

Cleary89

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

Oh **** that was meant to be one of the options.

Seen a fair few of them in the past, but is that standard?

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03-20-2012 , 12:57 AM

#6356

El_Timon

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5) Bitch about all the "friends" who didn't wish you happy birthday and threaten to unfriend them.

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03-20-2012 , 01:03 AM

#6357

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by El_Timon

5) Bitch about all the "friends" who didn't wish you happy birthday and threaten to unfriend them.

this. geez, has this thread taught you nothing?!?

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03-20-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6358

prohornblower

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A belated happy birthday to you, Cleary89! I hope your big day was special!

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03-20-2012 , 01:47 AM

#6359

Cleary89

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

lol, not that bat **** crazy. should change my birthday to in 2 weeks time then give them all **** for not realising like that chick.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

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03-20-2012 , 04:21 AM

#6360

lonely_but_rich

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Happy B-day, Cleary89.

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03-20-2012 , 04:49 PM

#6361

El Diablo

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Cleary89: HBD!

All:

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03-20-2012 , 06:16 PM

#6362

punkass

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One day, I want to change my birthday on FB to the current day, and just bathe in the artificial love of FB-generated birthday wishes. I wonder how many times I can repeat before I start getting slack.

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03-20-2012 , 06:56 PM

#6363

rsxpunk

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I did this once when facebook first came out, was amusing at the time. I assume if I did it now I would end up in this thread though.

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03-20-2012 , 07:04 PM

#6364

stinkypete

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Originally Posted by punkass

i was feeling trolly so i did this on feb 29. lots of birthday wishes, only 1 or 2 "its not your birthday". was really lame, would not do again. april 1st is a much better troll if you do it year after year.

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03-20-2012 , 10:40 PM

#6365

neuroman

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Originally Posted by punkass

I'm pretty sure Facebook actually instituted some rules that you can only change your birthday so many times to prevent people from doing this often. I had a FB gimmick account and I think I bumped into the limit after 3-4 changes.

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03-20-2012 , 10:53 PM

#6366

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Sounds like I've got 1-2 years of April first trolling ahead of me then

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03-20-2012 , 11:15 PM

#6367

PhatPots

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Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,986

I did this to my ex-wife (when we were married) and she left her FB open. It was lolz

I would also randomly change her first name "Lazy Bones Johnson" "Cheese Johnson" etc. But there is a limit to how many times they let you do it

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03-21-2012 , 12:07 AM

#6368

Tony_P

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I can't believe she left you.

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03-21-2012 , 12:12 AM

#6369

buddyholly

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by Tony_P

I can't believe she left you.

I CAN HE SOUNDS LIKE A DICK!

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03-21-2012 , 10:36 AM

#6370

jmakin

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

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Mother of 15 year old balla

I can't I won't I refuse to give up...Satan wants us to take back out committment to God! I'm standing on the mighty word of God...I tell you family since prayer this morning Satan is MAD...but he was defeated over 2,000 years ago Jesus Christ defeated him and has given us power today to stand on his name to remind us Satan remains defeated...so what does Satan do he tries to present us with negative thoughts, he tries to use those closes to us our parents, spouses, children, friends, co-workers, bosses...whomever he can to make us take it back...SATAN I STAD ON THE NAME OF JESUS WHO GAVE HIS LIFE THAT I MAY LIVED A SAVED LIFE. PRAY WITH ME FAMILY TODAY AS SATAN HAS NO VICTORY!

15 likes and this comment:

"Satan has been trying to enter my heart,soul these past few days with the power of prayer great friends he has been defeated by my love for self god he was shamed right out of my thought self praise the power for my love for Jesus amen."

these people live in a fantasy world.

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03-21-2012 , 10:44 AM

#6371

AwesomeO

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

A world without proper spelling and grammar.

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03-21-2012 , 11:01 AM

#6372

Dids

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Originally Posted by PhatPots

They let you get married at 6?

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03-21-2012 , 11:03 AM

#6373

Dids

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I find it kinda nice that they're talking about Satan in a way that's more about a devil with horns than a gay/black/Obama person.

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03-21-2012 , 12:31 PM

#6374

Jzo19

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Originally Posted by punkass

a writer did this on slate awhile back , pretty funny article

http://www.slate.com/articles/techno...birthdays.html

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03-21-2012 , 12:54 PM

#6375

prohornblower

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"You don't need a reason for doing everything in life. Do it because you want to. Because it's fun. Because it makes you really happy happy happy."

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