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02-21-2012 , 10:05 AM
a phone is such a huge inconvenience, it monopolizes valuable pocket space that could be used to carry around tater tots or something
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02-21-2012 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Cleary89
I go to get away from ****, forget real world problems.
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Checking peoples statuses, forums and uploading humble brags are def not on my mind when I'm sitting on the greek islands or in fact doing anything o/s.
Checking people's statuses, forums and uploading humble brags.

[x] real world problems
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02-21-2012 , 10:54 AM
Just wondering -- how old are you cleary? This may just be a huge generational gap. His phone may be just a flip, where it would have little use anyways, except of course the fore-mentioned emergency.
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02-21-2012 , 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
a phone is such a huge inconvenience, it monopolizes valuable pocket space that could be used to carry around tater tots or something
For me the ability to read off of it and replace 1 or 2 physical books means I can use my backpack for even more tater tots.
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02-21-2012 , 12:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is genius

5000 posts of people losing their breakfast because OMG someone is being self-centered or trivial or attention-seeking or posting stupid pointless updates—you know, using facebook/twitter as intended—plus a small heap of genuinely funny contributions, then some random dude comes in here to echo the general refrain ('OMG she posted braggy holiday pics like three times a day') and everyone is like, "Jesus Christ you're such a social media noob don't you get it man that's what it's for you troglodyte LMFAO get this loser out of this thread."
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02-21-2012 , 12:28 PM
trivial troglodytes echoing the general refrain itt
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02-21-2012 , 01:16 PM
Thought I'd post an anti-narcissistic status update as it was a breath of fresh air.

"My sis just told me I could be morbidly obese goin by BMI lol thanks sis!"
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02-21-2012 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Teebor
Thought I'd post an anti-narcissistic status update as it was a breath of fresh air.

"My sis just told me I could be morbidly obese goin by BMI lol thanks sis!"
Could be a humble brag if the guy is really muscular. Humblebrag police! Humblebrag police!
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02-21-2012 , 02:01 PM
It's a she, and believe me you wouldn't need the BMI to tell she is morbidly obese.
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02-21-2012 , 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by lagdonk
HAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is genius

5000 posts of people losing their breakfast because OMG someone is being self-centered or trivial or attention-seeking or posting stupid pointless updates—you know, using facebook/twitter as intended—plus a small heap of genuinely funny contributions, then some random dude comes in here to echo the general refrain ('OMG she posted braggy holiday pics like three times a day') and everyone is like, "Jesus Christ you're such a social media noob don't you get it man that's what it's for you troglodyte LMFAO get this loser out of this thread."
Yeah I don't know why everyone is hanging him out to dry, I thought we had collectively agreed that posting pictures of your meals and checking in to everywhere you go was idiotic/narcissistic/annoying.
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02-21-2012 , 03:46 PM
^ I'll chime in and agree as well.

Taking constant pics and uploading to FB is certainly annoying. It is up for debate as to if it is narcissistic, and at least in my opinion it is idiotic. If I was sitting at the table with someone who did that I would make fun of them.

I'll also defend Cleary on the not having a phone thing. I prefer to do things the old fashioned/analog way all the time...there is a charm to it.
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02-21-2012 , 03:56 PM
"GLASTONBURY: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!!!!! Amazing day out with the mother! How is every single shop an eclectic/alternative/hippie/witchy shop?!! Think I just died and went to heaven. And then lunch in A VEGETARIAN CAFE!?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! "


This is the worst one I've seen in a while here. The caps and punctuation are like a parody of bad internet writing. needs more 1s mixed in with the exclamation points to be perfect.
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02-21-2012 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyObviously
^ I'll chime in and agree as well.

Taking constant pics and uploading to FB is certainly annoying. It is up for debate as to if it is narcissistic, and at least in my opinion it is idiotic. If I was sitting at the table with someone who did that I would make fun of them.

I'll also defend Cleary on the not having a phone thing. I prefer to do things the old fashioned/analog way all the time...there is a charm to it.
Did you post that message by wire using morse code?
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02-21-2012 , 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ctyri
Did you post that message by wire using morse code?
Is he on vacation?
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02-21-2012 , 05:54 PM
lagdonk is right

if you're updating facebook daily while you're on vacation somewhere you're probably a narcissistic douchebag
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02-21-2012 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by grando
lagdonk is right

if you're updating facebook daily while you're on vacation somewhere you're probably a narcissistic douchebag
Or you're a woman with a smartphone on vacation.
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02-21-2012 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by grando
lagdonk is right

if you're updating facebook daily while you're on vacation somewhere you're probably a narcissistic douchebag
10 seconds guys. Stop being silly.

Facebook isn't work, there's nothing about it that should preclude its usage when you're on vacation.
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02-21-2012 , 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by grando
lagdonk is right

if you're updating facebook daily while you're on vacation somewhere you're probably a narcissistic douchebag
daily and every 32 minutes with inane "brags" are two different things though right?

If my friend is on vacation and posts "beautiful sunset here in x" and stuff like that every couple days it's not all that douchey but if a user posts "omg best bagels in the world in NYC" and then a picture of a piece of pizza 30 minutes later with the caption "you've never had a real slice til you've visited the big apple" and then a picture of some random steak for dinner then it's getting a big narcissistic impo
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02-21-2012 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by grando
lagdonk is right

if you're updating facebook daily while you're on vacation somewhere you're probably a narcissistic douchebag
um no

Id much rather read updates and see pictures from people on a cool vacation than "omg traffic sucks i hate mondays!!"
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02-21-2012 , 07:41 PM
Yea, especially if there are bikinis involved.
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02-21-2012 , 08:03 PM
The only time vacation pics bother me is if the person is a total douchebag about it. Some guy is staying on a beach in Mexico and every morning he posts a picture of the beach along with "This is my backyard, let's see yours." WTF is that?

A separate example, girl posts a photo of her in a helicopter with "I hired some guy to fly me to The Grand Canyon. I went rafting and also took a hike through the most beautiful path today. What did you do today?" The first stuff is ok, but the "What did you do today?" Come on now!
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02-21-2012 , 08:04 PM
If that vacation is to like a 1st world country, why wouldn't you bring your phone? Forget using it to call people or take pictures, just little **** like finding out if there's a good restaurant near Disneyworld or whatever.
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02-21-2012 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
If that vacation is to like a 1st world country, why wouldn't you bring your phone? Forget using it to call people or take pictures, just little **** like finding out if there's a good restaurant near Disneyworld or whatever.
This. An iphone/BB/Android can act like a tour guide at times with the use of a few apps.
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02-21-2012 , 08:14 PM
i got the winner coming right up
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02-21-2012 , 08:15 PM


guy's facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/austin.knill

Last edited by thisisintense; 02-21-2012 at 08:22 PM.
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