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LOL @strippers thinking they're people.

If a house is on fire and all that's left is the stripper and a dog the fireman better get the dog out first or they're in big trouble.

It depends if the TV could still be saved, if not then the dog is indeed the sensible choice.

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02-16-2017 , 03:54 PM

#40253

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,354

playstation?

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02-16-2017 , 04:24 PM

#40254

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

playstation?

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Originally Posted by Yakmelk

It depends if the TV could still be saved, if not then the dog is indeed the sensible choice.

TV and PS4 easily replaceable to non-pleebs

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02-17-2017 , 12:27 AM

#40255

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre

I consider lap dances prostitution. If she doesn't offer those she might have case for not being a prostitute.

She does lap dances

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02-17-2017 , 01:55 AM

#40256

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,195

Yeah who could imagine that a dude who is already flinging money out of his wallet to pay some chick to work him into horny delirium would try to turn that into paid sex? I mean the NERVE of some people.

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02-17-2017 , 03:50 PM

#40257

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

strippers arnt known for their intelligence thats for sure. damn her post is so bad.

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02-18-2017 , 02:07 AM

#40258

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

"It takes a special kind of stupid to buy into the "flat earth" nonsense. Wow. ��"

From a guy who doesn't believe in the moon landing and is a 9/11 truther. Just Unreal.

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02-18-2017 , 02:45 AM

#40259

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Every post ends with the #facts and 100%.

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02-18-2017 , 05:53 AM

#40260

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

The most important quality in a potential life partner is their bench press. #facts.

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I was curious what you'd say considering your ex.

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02-18-2017 , 12:22 PM

#40261

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

I feel like that buff dude someone who is bad af is a parody post and I refuse to believe differently. SUCK IT.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 02-18-2017 at 12:22 PM. Reason: not sure why I went with the capitalized suck it at the end there, pretty aggro

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02-18-2017 , 01:22 PM

#40262

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

I feel like that buff dude someone who is bad af is a parody post and I refuse to believe differently. SUCK IT.

Bless his heart. He is not buff. He just started going to the gym.

ETA: It is not a parody.

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02-18-2017 , 01:34 PM

#40263

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Here are some recent #facts from his timeline.
His mom likes all his posts.

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02-18-2017 , 02:23 PM

#40264

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Yeah, duh. That's what adults.

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02-18-2017 , 03:07 PM

#40265

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

Those are clearly not really facts. I guess they qualify as opinions or viewpoints or something. You should let that guy know those aren't facts.

They aren't alternative facts like those from Kelly and Donald, so there is that.

That first fact is something Sylvester Stallone would say in an early Rocky Balboa movie. One Hundred.

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02-18-2017 , 03:25 PM

#40266

Johnny Truant

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Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

I am emerging from the rabbit hole that is that guy's timeline with this gem.

One of the comments was asking him what his first language is.

It is English. He is not bilingual.

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02-18-2017 , 03:50 PM

#40267

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

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02-18-2017 , 04:15 PM

#40268

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,609

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

I am emerging from the rabbit hole that is that guy's timeline with this gem.

One of the comments was asking him what his first language is.

It is English. He is not bilingual.

I see this kind of anti-grammar all of the time in the papers I grade. At least he knows he needs help!

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02-18-2017 , 05:05 PM

#40269

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

He's actually a nice kid who tries really hard. I feel like a dick for sharing this here. It's not really what adult.

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02-18-2017 , 07:35 PM

#40270

problemeliminator

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

men who call women "females" are great fonts of relationship advice.

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02-19-2017 , 02:51 PM

#40271

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

This one is longer and LinkedIn rather than FB, but my mind feels like it's exploding trying to come to terms with the insane stupidity and narcissism:

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/want-...icle-title-hpm

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02-19-2017 , 04:47 PM

#40272

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,841

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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

It starts off with this sentence: "I’ve ran 5 Kickstarter campaigns to date."

Why does no one know the how to conjugate verbs anymore? It should be "I've run..." but few people seem to know that.

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02-19-2017 , 05:58 PM

#40273

WoodsGOAT

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 307

I'm thinking of doing a week worth of vaguebooking in honour of the many vaguebookers that I'm friends with, they will all be named and shamed before I start.

"OMG so angry right now! Words don't even"
"What goes around comes around"
"Well, won't be doing that again. EVER!"
"Hmmm, decisions, decisions"
"Lord I wish it would just STOP"

hopefully I'll get loads of crappy replies like;

"You Ok hun? xxx"
"Call me if you need me"

PUKE!!

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02-20-2017 , 04:05 AM

#40274

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Decent mommyjacking dump. Kind of sucks that a lot of the OPs are utterly awful too, but the mommyjacks generally do take it to another level

http://imgur.com/gallery/OOk0K