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05-04-2016 , 11:57 AM

#35851

Alobar

Born Ready

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Originally Posted by KPowers

gimme cliffs on fashion guy it was before i started reading this thread

Guy who dresses so fashionable that he just looks like a ridiculous tool, owns his own fashion store and posts lots of pictures of himself being fashionable out in front of it. Much fun was had making fun of this wanker. His brother I think used to post here, found out about the thread and alerted fashion guy who came in and with total grace and style made everyone 180 on their opinion of them and feel bad for how we had been making fun of him. He basically won the internet.

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05-04-2016 , 12:25 PM

#35852

deucedeuces

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,769

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Originally Posted by rugby

A lady I know works for a charity that does lots of work in africa. She has two facebook accounts. With identical pictures. One for work colleagues, one for close friends.

One is all like.

I love my charity! Respect to all the work we do in Uganda! I love my hardworking volunteers!

The other is all

I ****ing hate my job. How do you deal with ******s if you don't pay them and can't sack them? Why do these African folks need to be told 5 times to do simple ****ing tasks.

This is great.

Guy I grew up with is doing well for himself now and all he ever posts are humblebrags about how rich he is. Two recent examples:

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05-04-2016 , 12:25 PM

#35853

PocketChads

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Well, and it's all VINTAGE so it isn't even like he's keeping up with fashion.

It's whatever static collage of styles that he imagines come from a single golden era.

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05-04-2016 , 12:34 PM

#35854

KPowers

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Dropping 700 at a restaurant that still prices things at $X.95 seems like a beat to me.

wait some things aren't? free soup and salad, looks like he went to Il Olive Garden

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05-04-2016 , 12:51 PM

#35855

gregorio

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KP, a sampling of fashion guy

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Originally Posted by miajag

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Originally Posted by miajag

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Today's Threads - Purple ‪#‎vintage‬ ‪#‎SportCoat‬, yellow ‪#‎linen‬ ‪#‎shorts‬, blue button up, ‪#‎loafers‬, ‪#‎paisley‬ ‪#‎pocketsquare‬ & ‪#‎plaid‬ ‪#‎sunglasses‬ - ‪#‎madmen‬ ‪#‎menswear‬ ‪#‎vintagefashion

#killyourself

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Today's Threads - With the temp nearing 100° again today, I had to sport my ‪#‎linen‬ ‪#‎shorts‬. ‪#‎vintage‬ ‪#‎polkadot‬ ‪#‎necktie‬ and ‪#‎burgundy‬ ‪#‎sportcoat‬ w/ ‪#‎pinstripe‬ button-up and vintage ‪#‎collarbar‬ -- ‪#‎menswear‬ ‪#‎vintagefashion‬

I'm going to keep posting this #****face's updates until you guys can't take it anymore

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Today's Threads:

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Today's Threads - Cutaway button up w/ rolled sleeves. Vintage "Maryland You Are Beautiful" necktie. This tie is from the late 80's the tag reads "and the VERY BEST is you William Donald Schafer" Mr. Schafer was the Mayor of Baltimore from 71' to 87' & then Governor of Maryland from 87' to 95'. The tie was given out to members of his team during his reign.

dude seems to have chilled with the #hashtags lately.

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Today's Threads

Turned out a friend of his saw these posts and alerted him. He had an old account on 2p2 already and he came in and made some posts and was really cool about everything.

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05-04-2016 , 12:59 PM

#35856

problemeliminator

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Amazing that anyone would think rolling up your sleeves like you're birthing a calf is a good look. Unless he was going for #vintagefarmer.

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05-04-2016 , 01:03 PM

#35857

gregorio

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fashion guy was way more fun when we didn't know he was promoting his vintage clothing business and thought he was just posting those as regular personal statuses

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05-04-2016 , 01:13 PM

#35858

deucedeuces

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,769

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Originally Posted by KPowers

Dropping 700 at a restaurant that still prices things at $X.95 seems like a beat to me.

wait some things aren't? free soup and salad, looks like he went to Il Olive Garden

Not sure what restaurant that is but I think it's one of the more upscale ones in our relatively small town. It's definitely a beat though. Dude's always posting beats as humblebrags. Like when he goes to Vegas he posts about losing 15K playing blackjack.

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05-04-2016 , 01:29 PM

#35859

randommuppet

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Originally Posted by Alobar

yeah this. There was a chick at this years ironman who skipped one of the bike laps and then still finished and posted all over facebook about finishing, but it was obvious she had cheated and if you looked up her timing it was all messed up. I just felt really sorry for her. Not because people were outing her or talking **** about her, but because how sad your life must be to lie about something like that. I mean for 99.9% of the people the only thing you are getting from a race is personal achievement, because you arent winning anything and no one gives a ****. Even the people who spend 5 seconds to write "wow that so amazing, you are such an inspiration!" when you post **** about it on facebook don't even ****ing care. So its just so sad and pathetic to go to the lengths someone like this tina chick did, for absolutely nothing.

I have an 'acquaintance' that's constantly posting his latest Tuff Mudder pictures. He's about 50 lbs over weight and walks every damn one of them.

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05-04-2016 , 01:39 PM

#35860

Alobar

Born Ready

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haha, tough mudders are definitely in the "things that annoy me but shouldnt" catagory. Cuz like its great that these people are excited to do some physical activity and are having fun and all that. But sooo many of them are just out of shape people who think its some impressive accomplishment.

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05-04-2016 , 02:56 PM

#35861

El Diablo

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Deuce,

The monopoly one is really weird since a quick search shows that's the piece needed to win $1M in a grocery store monopoly promotion like McDonald's has. Uh, I'll write them a check for $100,000!

As for the receipt, I think posting receipts for stuff like that is right up there with the douchiest things possible to post. The only exception is when people post things like "holy **** we drank a lot at the company party" and post a crazy bar tab receipt that they are not paying.

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05-04-2016 , 03:08 PM

#35862

MeLoveYouLongTime

Not a difficult personality

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El D, I must have missed something....what monopoly thing are you talking about? I've been intensely playing a local grocery store game and I need that piece!!!

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05-04-2016 , 03:24 PM

#35863

rakemeplz

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I truly believe that the body is a temple. Sacred. Since I only get one, I do my best to take care of it. I workout for 30 minutes a day, run 10-15km per week, eat a clean plant-based diet with the occasional treat, and try to get decent sleep. I want my 90-year-old self to thank me not resent me or regret my choices.
What I'm not so good at is being grateful for the time, energy and effort I and others invest in my self-care. I am grateful to have a body that while imperfect has yet to fail me, a husband who values health - his, mine and our family's, a kid who keeps me running, and family/friends who support my decision to put myself high up on the priority list. ‪#‎mindfulmothering‬ ‪#‎bepresent‬ ‪#‎behealthy‬ ‪#‎begrateful‬

What do you guise think of this one? #bemindfulhealthybeautifulrespectful in your answers plez.

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05-04-2016 , 03:37 PM

#35864

KPowers

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Rolling up sleeves on dress shirts is legit as ****. I'm a fan. Looks like Jason blaha. Mobile, someone in line it.

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05-04-2016 , 03:51 PM

#35865

rakemeplz

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Sexy gay sex man likes posting (err resharing or whatever) hypothetical scenarios where someone does something risqué.

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05-04-2016 , 03:54 PM

#35866

KPowers

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At least he doesn't make threads like that

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05-04-2016 , 03:57 PM

#35867

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by KPowers

Dropping 700 at a restaurant that still prices things at $X.95 seems like a beat to me.

wait some things aren't? free soup and salad, looks like he went to Il Olive Garden

I'm trying to figure out what the $196 item is near the bottom. 4 x JUSTIN06? Probably wine I guess. Maybe Cognac or something? Either way that's pretty impressive since it looks like they ordered 4 entrees (so assuming party of 4) and also drank 4 bottles of Dry Creek and a bunch of other alcohol. I hope they took care of Tammy for all that running around.

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05-04-2016 , 04:02 PM

#35868

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by KPowers

Rolling up sleeves on dress shirts is legit as ****. I'm a fan. Looks like Jason blaha. Mobile, someone in line it.

Rolling them past your elbows definitely is not.

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05-04-2016 , 04:10 PM

#35869

El Diablo

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Suzzer,

Justin is a winemaker, that's most likely 4 bottles of 2006 Justin Cabernet.

So that's 8 bottles of wine plus 4 glasses, impressive indeed for what I'm guessing is 6 people based on the 6 kamikazes.

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05-04-2016 , 04:11 PM

#35870

suzzer99

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Nothing says classy upscale dinner like a round of 6 kamikazes.

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05-04-2016 , 04:12 PM

#35871

pwnsall

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I'd be ok if fashion guy makes shorts fashionable.

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05-04-2016 , 04:16 PM

#35872

El Diablo

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Suzzer,

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Nothing says classy upscale dinner like a round of 6 kamikazes.

It's not for sure, but I think that's a big favorite for what KAZI x6 for $39 is.

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05-04-2016 , 04:17 PM

#35873

chopstick

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Alobar, don't hate on the tough mudders just cause you can't hang with them and spend your time doing Color Runs instead.

Never saw grad school girl or fashion guy. Both appear insufferable.

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05-04-2016 , 04:43 PM

#35874

DrewOnTilt

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Grad school girl was full of herself in every way imaginable.

Fashion Guy was great. Entertaining, self-deprecating, totally cool when he found out about this thread.

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05-04-2016 , 04:50 PM

#35875

DrewOnTilt

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If you want to catch a good part of Fashion Guy, go back to post 17808 and read for a couple of pages.

Searching for that let me to stumble across another one of the annoying jackasses of this thread. Nicole Lapin. Holy crap she was irritating with all of those self quoting posts.

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