I am at a conference a la El Diablo this week. 80% of the speakers could have ended with some version of..."and the man who taught me that simple, pablum spoon fed, preachy leadership life lesson I just made you sit through? I call him grandpa/dad/our former ceo/my first district manager/my own son...but you probably know him as...Albert Einstein."

They are hitting all three marks regularly to make this thread.

But how much did it cost to attend?

What a ****ing name dropper! It should piss me off! What? Wrong thread? Sorry!

Some idiot 21 year old from the UK went to Thailand and her idiot helicopter parents freaked out when they didn't hear from her for all of five whole days. They contacted the UK police, got Interpol involved, and then started spamming Facebook like crazy. They last heard from her on February 16, and reported her as a missing person on February 21. On February 22, the idiot child contacted her parents. The Thai police also found her and she told them she didn't need any help. Her parents bought her a plane ticket home, which she didn't get on. The Thai police said when they found her she was disoriented and hallucinating and refused to talk with them, just repeatedly blowing a whistle:

She flew back to the UK on February 24.

So it's all over and done with, right?



Today, on March 3, someone posted the original Facebook panic message from the parents, asking for help locating her. Yes, just over a week after she had already returned to the UK safe and sound. This post was in a global sailing group. When asked why they posted it considering the girl had already been found and returned a week earlier, and that it had absolutely nothing to do with sailing anyway, the poster replied that "sailors are travelers" and "I would want help if it were my daughter"


related:Missing White Woman Syndrome

Wait that little goat came out of a person?

Wait.... I think I can see the stem cells

I thought it looked like a joey.

Hahaha I see this sort of stuff pretty regularly. The best is when somebody responds "She got home safe and sound... a year ago."

If I call someone a bint will I get slapped?

Is that actually a human fetus? I would be very surprised.

Is is a Real FETUS?!? 9/10 doctors SAY so AND you WON'T believe the results!

great work

Hey, some people just aren't meant to be caged and conform.

Someday she will fly.

She is not just meant to fly, she is meant to soar.

You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.


Please respond with the above.

ask her to fly off a tall building

hahahah ****ing hilarious. its totaly cool to poke fun at an unstable girl that commited suicide. especially on the forum that was most likelly a major factor in her decision to commit suicide.
She didnt fly after all now did she?

you are a really cool dude!

I usually adore your posts but that's an awful thing to say and you should feel awful for saying it.

This is great and I'd post it if I were brave enough but I'm not

Are you guys joking? I didn't see anything about her committing suicide.

Someday I will fly is a reference to brandy hawbaker

She committed suicide by jumping of a roof following the controversy regarding her on this forum

She didn't jump. She hung herself with a necktie.

She used to cut herself and wrote "I will fly one day" in blood on a mirror (I think).

Moving on.

hmm i was sure she jumped. anyway it was a totally inconsiderate inappropriate comment.