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09-08-2015 , 06:04 PM

#31001

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

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Originally Posted by HiFi

I know a married couple who are currently expecting their second baby boy... They want to name him either Kodiak or Maverick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck414

Ex girlfriends sister named her daughter tigerlily

Bill Burr said it best

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09-08-2015 , 07:50 PM

#31002

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

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Originally Posted by HiFi

Perish in an oily conflagration

kushandwizdom.tumblr? I have no words.

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09-09-2015 , 12:15 AM

#31003

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

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Originally Posted by rjoefish

Just Top Gun fans, nothing wrong with that.

then why not Goose? Oh wait... nevermind

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09-09-2015 , 04:08 AM

#31004

Swwiinn

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,690

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

It'll prbly go over most of your heads but I might as well post it

Reminds me of those random quiz questions that are ridiculously easy, but captioned with 'only 2% of people will get this right.' Pretty solid contribution imo

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09-09-2015 , 04:24 AM

#31005

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

Bill Burr said it best

"Ahhhohhh...you ****ing hipster c**t"

perfect reaction to the name birdie

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09-09-2015 , 04:47 AM

#31006

__harmless

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

you sang "L, M, N, O" quickly like everyone else because that's how the song goes, dumbass.

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09-09-2015 , 06:28 AM

#31007

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13,812

Never defriending this guy because he's so much fun.

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09-09-2015 , 06:28 AM

#31008

Duerig

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,220

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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib

What happens when we run out of substitution characters for normal names? (Like y for the I in justice)

Emoticons, obv

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09-09-2015 , 06:38 AM

#31009

pissychips

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,030

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Never seen this picture before, it is pretty cool.

If I get time later I will have to look it up.

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09-09-2015 , 06:43 AM

#31010

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

How can people be this dumb?

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09-09-2015 , 07:20 AM

#31011

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Quote:

Originally Posted by pissychips

Never seen this picture before, it is pretty cool.

If I get time later I will have to look it up.

What's there to look up? It's a spot where God commanded the waves of two oceans not to mix duh.

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09-09-2015 , 07:50 AM

#31012

pissychips

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,030

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Originally Posted by bixby snyder

What's there to look up? It's a spot where God commanded the waves of two oceans not to mix duh.

I need to find out why though.

I guess it has something to do with fish getting diarrhea if they drink water from a different ocean like when Charlotte swallowed some of her shower water in Mexico in the Sex And The City movie.

I am not questioning God or anything, just curious what he is up to.

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09-09-2015 , 08:01 AM

#31013

ctyri

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,488

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Originally Posted by pissychips

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Two+oceans+meet

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09-09-2015 , 08:05 AM

#31014

Westley

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,465

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09-09-2015 , 08:07 AM

#31015

Westley

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,465

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Originally Posted by ctyri

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Two+oceans+meet

Tldr, fresh melt water from ice caps less dense than sea water

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09-09-2015 , 08:18 AM

#31016

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13,812

Complex immigrant issues are complex. He isn't completely wrong nor is he completely right. He does seem like a giant douche though.

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09-09-2015 , 08:50 AM

#31017

Westley

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,465

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Originally Posted by Yakmelk

Complex immigrant issues are complex. He isn't completely wrong nor is he completely right. He does seem like a giant douche though.

True. The comments section is the most idiotic part tbf.

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09-09-2015 , 08:51 AM

#31018

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13,812

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Originally Posted by Westley

True. The comments section is the most idiotic part tbf.

Yeah, these posts usually attract the worst of the worst.

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09-09-2015 , 04:47 PM

#31019

DrewOnTilt

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,748

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Originally Posted by steve1238

I've never seen a server get puked on

Way back in the day I had a table waiting job at a steakhouse. I got puked on at least once that I can remember. Little kid blew chunks all over.

But yeah, that server post is lol. Most servers are too busy using their tip money to get high to give a rat's ass about what actually happens at their job.

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09-09-2015 , 05:51 PM

#31020

Villian1

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,083

"A huge congratulations to my sister for passing nursing school! Now off to celebrate in Switzerland!"

They live in Philly.

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09-09-2015 , 06:01 PM

#31021

ythelongface

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,109

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

How can people be this dumb?

I have a friend that posts **** like that a few times a year. Unreal because I really think he is a fairly intelligent person but it is hard to ignore that kind of stupid.

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09-09-2015 , 06:16 PM

#31022

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

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Originally Posted by Villian1

"A huge congratulations to my sister for passing nursing school! Now off to celebrate in Switzerland!"

They live in Philly.

This doesn't seem so bad.

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09-09-2015 , 07:19 PM

#31023

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,090

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Originally Posted by ythelongface

I have a friend that posts **** like that a few times a year. Unreal because I really think he is a fairly intelligent person but it is hard to ignore that kind of stupid.

There are legitimate giveaways based on that sort of crap(generally on Twitter not Facebook, though), people just get confused because Facebook doesn't police the name of pages very well, they shouldn't let people use brand names and ****.