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08-12-2015 , 01:58 AM
it starts with the fact that all of them are the type of person who would get a tattoo
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08-12-2015 , 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
it starts with the fact that all of them are the type of person who would get a tattoo


Not just that, but specifically a stupid little quote.

One time I was in an elevator with a young woman, so I read her shoulder tattoo, written in fancy cursive, obv; "everything was beautiful and nothing hurt". ****ing cool to write that on your shoulder for all time.
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08-12-2015 , 02:43 AM
Im sure it has some deep meaning
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08-12-2015 , 04:05 AM
Idk why but this made me laugh. Wait, maybe I do know why

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08-12-2015 , 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
it starts with the fact that all of them are the type of person who would get a tattoo
Agreed. Still, they're a useful flag.
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08-12-2015 , 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Im sure it has some deep meaning
It's a Vonnegut quote.
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08-12-2015 , 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FeralCreature
It's a Vonnegut quote.
Sounds more like a quote fragment.
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08-12-2015 , 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Sounds more like a quote fragment.
It's not. Didn't your laptop come loaded up with Bing?
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08-12-2015 , 12:54 PM
"Missing my momma extra hard tonight. Love you mom. I know heaven is treating you well."


Her mom passed away so I feel bad, but it's every week with stuff like this. And how is she so sure heaven is treating her well?
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08-12-2015 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
Not just that, but specifically a stupid little quote.

One time I was in an elevator with a young woman, so I read her shoulder tattoo, written in fancy cursive, obv; "everything was beautiful and nothing hurt". ****ing cool to write that on your shoulder for all time.
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Im sure it has some deep meaning
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Originally Posted by FeralCreature
It's a Vonnegut quote.
It's Oregon's state motto.
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08-12-2015 , 01:44 PM
Rachel said it to Ross once, too.
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08-12-2015 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieKelly
"Missing my momma extra hard tonight. Love you mom. I know heaven is treating you well."


Her mom passed away so I feel bad, but it's every week with stuff like this. And how is she so sure heaven is treating her well?
remind yourself that's just the pain she admits to feeling. It's likely worse.
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08-12-2015 , 03:20 PM


Kid isn't even 1 AFAICT
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08-12-2015 , 03:23 PM
yea that kid will be dead at 41 from heart related issues
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08-12-2015 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by plaster8
It's almost like this is intentionally creepy. Plenty of people writing "AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!" in the comments, obv.

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Thought I recognized him.

Robert Powell
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08-12-2015 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FeralCreature
It's a Vonnegut quote.


Also the album title of a Breakfast (With/For) Amy album. Still don't think it should be written on your shoulder in permanent ink.
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08-12-2015 , 08:03 PM
lots of diversity in that jesus pic, i guess jesus doesnt watch anything but little white kids.


Spoiler:
...phrasing!
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08-12-2015 , 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
yea that kid will be dead at 41 from heart related issues
It's weird cause the mom is in good shape (and very cute)
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08-13-2015 , 12:50 AM
Creepy Jesus again.

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08-13-2015 , 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by thethethe
Creepy Jesus again.

Seems like he's quoting an 80s soft rock song...the saxophone wails in the next panel.
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08-13-2015 , 02:20 AM
If we are going to computer animate Jesus, why does he have to be white? Damn catholic church and they're forcing White Jesus all up on us!
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08-13-2015 , 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
Seems like he's quoting an 80s soft rock song...the saxophone wails in the next panel.
Yes it's very Lionel Richie!
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08-13-2015 , 04:25 AM
"9 years ago our beautiful daughter Lily Rose was Stillborn, miss you so much etc etc"

Same thing every year. Cue 150 likes, although think the likes were way down this year.
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08-13-2015 , 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by WoodsGOAT
"9 years ago our beautiful daughter Lily Rose was Stillborn, miss you so much etc etc"

Same thing every year. Cue 150 likes, although think the likes were way down this year.
Seems ok to me...
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08-13-2015 , 07:20 AM
But why bring that to Facebook? Keep it to yourself, have a bit of dignity.
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