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06-23-2015 , 01:17 PM
I'm shocked that she attracts that type of guy. Utterly shocked!
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06-23-2015 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
take back all i said, posts like this make them worth it


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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Dom,

1 + 8 x 3 = ?
lol...as written? 27! But if you're going by order of operations....err...what IS the order of operations? I have no clue. I guess you multiply first? So the answer is 25?

El D, there's a reason I was an English major.

But I figured out the Chinese parking lot quiz in about 2 seconds!

Last edited by Dominic; 06-23-2015 at 02:33 PM.
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06-23-2015 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Some more from her







Lots of parenting ones. To be fair, her ex-husband never had a job and they split when the first kid was a year old (except for a few-month reconciliation which led to kid #2). He's never paid a cent of support, either when they were together or since, and usually makes plans to visit the kids once or twice a year and then cancels or no-shows.
She seems fun.
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06-23-2015 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
lol...as written? 12!
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06-23-2015 , 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
lol...I just added them, dammit. I fixed it. Still probably wrong, though - I don't know the rules of which comes first, so I just do it left to right.
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06-23-2015 , 02:39 PM
Here ya go

Spoiler:
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06-23-2015 , 02:44 PM
That's a horrible acronym.
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06-23-2015 , 02:50 PM
Please excuse my dear aunt sally
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06-23-2015 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Please excuse my dear aunt sally
...can we do a grammar test now?
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06-23-2015 , 03:07 PM
So is she saying she vomited on the guy?
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06-23-2015 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
That's a horrible acronym.



It was probably made up by the same tool who gave us "Spring forward, Fall back"
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06-23-2015 , 03:21 PM
But it sticks with you, so it did it's job.

Click it or ticket.
Drink. Drive. Go to jail.
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06-23-2015 , 04:34 PM
She sounds epic.
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06-23-2015 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by amead
So is she saying she vomited on the guy?
Verbal vomit.
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06-23-2015 , 05:21 PM
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what would be nice right now: the $7,500 in (*official only smallest amount you could have possibly paid for the past two years) child support you owe me. asshat of the universe. we've never seen a dime. (outpourings of rage and poison darts aimed accurately are very welcome, or a winning lottery ticket!)
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"way to be an awesome advocate for your kid. you're a great mom and your kids are pretty lucky to have you." (me, to myself after a series of unfortunate events i handled like a champion-super-mama. total self-congratulatory moment.)
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why did I need to engage in that sexist bull**** about blaming single moms for the ills of society Facebook thread of doom?! now it's twelve thirty and I'm convinced that there's fewer good people in the world. In related news: I unfriended a couple of them.
Statuses are annoying and obviously I don't get them in my feed, but if venting on Facebook helps her cope with being a single mom with two hyper boys while working full-time, that seems like an okay use of facebook.
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06-23-2015 , 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackitos
But it sticks with you, so it did it's job.

Click it or ticket.
Drink. Drive. Go to jail.
I saw "phone in one hand, ticket in the other."

That seems a lot more dangerous.
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06-23-2015 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
She sounds like a bitch but I get this one. My best friend is getting bled by his POS ex-wife for almost $60k a year in support now and she still plays the "single mom" card pretty hard too. She works 2-3 shifts a week doing hair & nails, doesn't cook and the daughter does all the cleaning. And then she tells daughter to call Dad for school clothes too.

The upside is she's a great kid and nothing like the Mom and she'll be off to a good college next year. Very mature and independent, absolutely crushing high school. Of course Mom takes credit but she struggles with basic math and can't balance a check book. Looking forward to seeing how she makes out once the free ride finally ends.

For a true single Mom with no real help I could understand a little venting on FB.
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06-23-2015 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Minirra
She sounds like a bitch but I get this one. My best friend is getting bled by his POS ex-wife for almost $60k a year in support now and she still plays the "single mom" card pretty hard too. She works 2-3 shifts a week doing hair & nails, doesn't cook and the daughter does all the cleaning. And then she tells daughter to call Dad for school clothes too.
Man, if I had a dollar ever time I heard some guy complaining about paying child support to his allegedly lazy, POS wife.

GTFO
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06-23-2015 , 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Statuses are annoying and obviously I don't get them in my feed, but if venting on Facebook helps her cope with being a single mom with two hyper boys while working full-time, that seems like an okay use of facebook.
That's what blogs and containment threads are for.
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06-23-2015 , 09:18 PM
How much money would you have? I'd have less than $20. Or about what my lunch cost today.
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06-23-2015 , 09:20 PM
I got half a pound of fried shrimp for $8 today. It was nuts.
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06-23-2015 , 09:59 PM
Greg,

What's her mystery nickname!?!!?!!!!?!
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06-23-2015 , 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Some more from her







Lots of parenting ones. To be fair, her ex-husband never had a job and they split when the first kid was a year old (except for a few-month reconciliation which led to kid #2). He's never paid a cent of support, either when they were together or since, and usually makes plans to visit the kids once or twice a year and then cancels or no-shows.
The amazing thing is she probably had the kid from a train ran on her.
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06-23-2015 , 11:13 PM
On fathers day:

"Today is an interesting day. Acknowledging fathers. but all these fathers have nothing to offer the world except maybe their useless allegiance (Wal-Mart at best) to the grand cosmic plan our ignorance and tolerance is a trait of all humanity. So fathers. Your role will come back to haunt us. Now shut your mouth and continue! (I didn't have a father growing up but only see the grand scheme)"
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06-23-2015 , 11:15 PM
Now that's curious.
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