MUSLIM UPDATE

Water boar-ed

IME the opposite is true.

Dont know if this belongs but its so lulzy some of the things this girl posts.

All the positivity, and it looks like its about to be a white trash Christmas!

I don't get those feelings again because i never went to prison; silly me.

guy whos been through a breakup recently and posted a bunch of negative statuses:

Saw some girls failing to get car started in Tesco Carpark today, stopped to help (glad I did as they had them hooked up back to front!) and was shocked to hear that they had been trying for over an HR, in the rain. 100s of cars must have passed them by and not even thought to help. Guess most people are just so involved in their own lives that they don't help others....
Well the car is running, and the girl is on her way to work now...
Merry Xmas

/puke

another gem:

Film and bed before 9:30, again....what a truly exciting life I lead!! Thought being single was supposed to be exciting!! ����


had to unfollow him after recent cringeworthiness

You must stay strong for the threads sake and Re follow

Meh I think all religious people are just ****ing terrible at facebook. Muslims and Xtians have to be the top 2 worst regardless of order though.

4th night in a row that I'm still awake approaching 3am, body clock, what are you doing to me?! ��

csb

personal highlights:

Facebook asks "What's on my mind?" well if you will know Facebook, I just feel a bit "Meh!"
But thanks for asking

Gave a Tramp a "decent" sum of money in town today. Doesn't matter the exact amount. We all know what it's like to feel at our own Rock Bottom, so why not do a little when we can. Rock Bottom is only built from our previous norms, and everyone's will be different.
He may buy alcohol to take away the pain, but I'm sure we've all drank ourselves stupid to take away the pain before.
Let's hope he just feels there is some hope left. Hope is the best motivator!!
Have a Good Day all!!

sheesh

Verbal diarrhea

The fact he's on his computer probably has something to do with that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30574260

I laughed hard

"He may buy alcohol to take away the pain, but I'm sure we've all drank ourselves stupid to take away the pain before."

Sure he'll probably buy a ****tonne of crack and be started on the path to his own destruction, but who hasn't made a few mistakes or knocked back one too many, amirite?

I hope one of these is a flat screen tv to replace that dinosaur.

The couch, the rug, the lamp, they are all ancient.

And what's with the trees outside covered in green leaves in December? Is this a Southern Hemisphere Christmas?

there's nothing wrong with that couch or rug. there's different styles, ya know?

South Carolina. But it looks awfully white out there. I know we havent gotten any snow this year...

This may be the most confused jumble of cliches I've ever seen.

My wife's family is quite a thing to see, sometimes.

Where is santa's flag pin?

What a communist

That couch is legit! Haters gonna hate.

it looks like Santa is lowering to half-mast, probably because god is ****ing dead.