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yeah i mean clearly the bad guy is gonna shoot that other bad guy while the one smart good guy will be safely guarded from the other good guyis
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"I try not to complain about work on fb, but I am seriously annoyed that I'm walking home at midnight, still haven't had dinner, and need to get up for a bar method class in 7.5 hours (approximately half the number of hours I billed today). Thanks, opposing counsel!" This is from a 29yo who took a big firm job and is now making 250k+/yr. |
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"It's OK honey. It gets better."
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women view the bathroom as a photoshoot? |
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men use the bathroom purely for elimination while women also use it as an opportunity to review and touch-up their personal appearance. women and men are different!! |
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Alobar,
My best guess was that it was a commentary on how many chicks post bathroom mirror self-pics. |
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If you don't have daily postings of 3star women in 2star washrooms you have blocked the right women. Or possibly just oaf (old as ****)
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This gem was on my feed this morning:
"One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less from people but more from yourself. You have two choices... smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson ." There was also a photo of a donkey in a suitably large hole. Personally I thought the farmer was pretty mean not to shoot the donkey first. Also they seem to have missed the third available choice at the end which is to throw up in your own mouth. |
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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. I was that second mouse
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do you have any idea how ****ing long it would take to fill a well with just shovels
where do people find this stupid ****? |
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Fill the well with water. If the donkey floats, burn him.
Or something like that. |
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wait what @ the bathroom pic?
i thought it was a pretty clear reference to girls always taking photos in the mirror (usually in bathrooms) |
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I bet the donkey was Jewish.
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