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07-09-2018 , 11:15 AM

#101

daveT

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

To get this straight...

OP is a single guy who was banging the lady he's renting too and she stopped putting out.

He makes a thread on getting rid of her, claiming he has a gf with kids, calls the lady a nut, and wants to get rid of her because she's a bull****ter or something.

I'm sure she's feeling pretty ashamed of herself, so he probably dodged a truly embarrassing day in eviction court.

Next chapter, he somehow wants to keep that security deposit?

At least tell us what really happened because this whole thing is somehow mire confusing.

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07-09-2018 , 11:39 AM

#102

chopstick

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,158

Seems more likely that OP is the crazy tenant who wanted some sympathy regarding her ******* landlord and did the standard role reversal post in order to not give things away and get a fair assessment.

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07-09-2018 , 07:21 PM

#103

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,367

haha, guess now we know why his story has so many holes

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07-09-2018 , 07:38 PM

#104

Fabian

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Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,201

It is amusing though, how quickly it was apparent that his story wasn't making sense, even internally. Basically everyone caught on very quickly, if not instantly. I guess it's really hard to make up believable lies?

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07-09-2018 , 08:39 PM

#105

cs3

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,684

mark,

hahaha nice find on those links!
exactly what I figured was going on

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07-09-2018 , 08:57 PM

#106

Steve350

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,062

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Originally Posted by Alobar

haha, guess now we know why his story has so many holes

WW was plugging some of those holes.

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07-09-2018 , 09:53 PM

#107

ThisKid$Tough

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,825

grunching

DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MONEY!!!

Serve her the appropriate notice to start the eviction process TODAY! If you hold a deposit, it is your only leverage. Let her know that if she complies with the initial notice, you will return her deposit after inspecting the property.

Keep the eviction process rolling, as fast as possible, disregarding what she says. If she tries to make a deal with you, your response should be: "move out and you'll get your deposit back, minus any court fees; you don't want an eviction on your record."

Spend the $300 and keep the process moving. Deduct any expenses or unpaid rent from her deposit.

FAILING TO INITIATE AN EVICTION WILL NOT WIN YOU ANY POINTS. Waiting a day does not make you a nice guy. Waiting a day makes her someone with a free place to stay for another day.

My credentials: Worked several years in collections/legal departments/suing people. Also serving people and advising landlords in civil procedures regarding eviction.

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07-09-2018 , 09:58 PM

#108

Tom Ames

Thinks outside the bots

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 48,562

Poorly grunched. You have to pick your spots.

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07-09-2018 , 10:01 PM

#109

Fabian

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"grunch"

is my favorite way of starting posts these days.

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07-09-2018 , 10:03 PM

#110

ThisKid$Tough

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,825

Reading a little more... she's month to month. You don't have to get her to sign anything to terminate the lease. You can terminate it within the terms of the lease (usually 30 days). Today is the 9th. Notice her that her lease is terminated August 9th, and she is responsible for 9 days of rent in August. She likely won't pay it, but then you just deduct it from her deposit.

The point is to get the ball rolling NOW. You don't want some crazy squatter in your place for 6 months, shining you on that she's going to move out next week.

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07-09-2018 , 10:49 PM

#111

Umcle Diddler

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Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,877

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Originally Posted by ThisKid$Tough

Grunch this.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...2&postcount=93

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07-09-2018 , 11:21 PM

#112

madlex

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Originally Posted by ThisKid$Tough

Reading a little more...

Not ‘a little more’ enough..

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07-09-2018 , 11:43 PM

#113

Dr. Meh

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 3,727

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Originally Posted by madlex

Not ‘a little more’ enough..

+1. Keep reading then get back to us with your thoughts.

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07-10-2018 , 03:48 AM

#114

markksman

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This thread is funny.

I was going to recommend this movie before the big find

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100318/

I do hope op comes back and comes clean with the real details. And stop renting to people you are not good at it.

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07-10-2018 , 09:21 AM

#115

Csaba

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Originally Posted by Didace

Lathe.

Disappointed that I got the post 21 before someone gave the correct answer.

Standards are slipping people!

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07-10-2018 , 10:12 AM

#116

abysmal01

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Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,678

Iirc ww had a manbearpigesque thread where he wanted to find out if his wife was cheating on him. The details are a but vague but I think there was a private detective involved somehow? Anyway after everyone explained why she almost certainly was he decided to ignore all of them and managed to get the thread deleted.

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07-10-2018 , 10:28 AM

#117

Minimalist

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Originally Posted by ThisKid$Tough

Reading a little more... she's month to month. You don't have to get her to sign anything to terminate the lease. You can terminate it within the terms of the lease (usually 30 days). Today is the 9th. Notice her that her lease is terminated August 9th, and she is responsible for 9 days of rent in August. She likely won't pay it, but then you just deduct it from her deposit.

The point is to get the ball rolling NOW. You don't want some crazy squatter in your place for 6 months, shining you on that she's going to move out next week.

Oh, he's noticed her, alright.

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07-10-2018 , 10:51 AM

#118

lonely_but_rich

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A+ thread

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07-10-2018 , 11:02 AM

#119

madlex

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Alrighty guys, let’s set the line. Over/under when OP is going to ask for this thread to be deleted?

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07-10-2018 , 11:13 AM

#120

lonely_but_rich

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Already happened.5

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07-10-2018 , 12:41 PM

#121

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,367

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Originally Posted by madlex

Alrighty guys, let’s set the line. Over/under when OP is going to ask for this thread to be deleted?

It already happened (and before the bomb even)

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07-10-2018 , 01:15 PM

#122

cs3

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LOL such typical waterwolves shenanigans

more anecdotal evidence that he banged/tried to bang the crazy tenant:

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Originally Posted by waterwolves

It's anecdotal evidence and a limited sample but ime i'd rank them like this for quality of sex.

Bat **** crazy women>>>>>>>>>intelligent women>>>>dumb women

Last edited by cs3; 07-10-2018 at 01:28 PM.

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07-10-2018 , 06:33 PM

#123

Captain Boomer

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Originally Posted by daveT

I think what's bothering people here is that many of us has known or knows mentally ill people. They may have been roommates, family, significant others, coworkers, and even possibly some of the posters ITT.

It seems like you are overreacting based on some quasi-idea that this new tenant may or may not be schizophrenic, and you aren't qualified to make this diagnosis. Schizophrenia is not only rare, but extremely difficult for even mental professionals to properly diagnose. As an example, the mask test that supposedly can't fool schizophrenics only works for 30% of them, and thus it is only one of many items used in the overall diagnosis, which can take months, if not years to complete. The point is that you are reaching directly for one of the "worst" mental illnesses to describe someone that, for all indications, you think is a bull****ter, which is a far cry from being absolutely delusional. Delusion is, once again, an indicator for many forms of mental illness, and not exclusive to the top-dog range of mental illness, and certainly not a mental illness in itself. She doesn't really sound that delusional, just prefers to date doctors and lawyers. Big woop, I like to date women that weigh less than 700 lbs, so I guess I have some serious delusions too, right?

So, yes, you are definitely overreacting by labeling someone with this disease. You are also overreacting by thinking that someone with this disease (or any mental illness) is prone to violence, which is, once again, not based in fact.

Even if she does have mental illness, the struggles in her life are very real. If she is holding down a job, paying rent, and generally living a normal-ish life, she is doing incredible work vs insane odds that you really have no clue about, and instead of celebrating this person, you kick her to the curb (speaking of insane odds).

You are making wild and unsubstantiated claims to people who's seen others attempt normalcy through a wide variety of mental and physical life struggles, and now painting people with possible mental illnesses as unsafe, dangerous, boogy-men and -women.

You come across very ignorant here, not only about mental illness, but about being a landlord. I don't feel bad for telling you how to get rid of her with little pain because it's definitely going to be better for her. I hope you educate yourself before you start renting again.

Just FYI for anyone reading this, there are simple eye tests for schizophrenia.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0530113131.htm

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07-11-2018 , 07:58 AM

#124

ElSapo

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Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,471

If we could somehow route criminal interrogations through 2+2, OOT could become a major crime fighting outfit and global force for good, a web-forum aggregated Sherlockian force-multiplier of deduction ... instead of just exposing *******s. .... Such hilariously wonderful wasted talent.